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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism

@xylaria.vg
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she/they. anarchy and rage. we light the fires that will guide the way.

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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 14h
on track for 6% by November baby, this train is off the raaaails
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 14h
...the republicans are losing the America First people???
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 19h
it's because millennials don't smoke nearly as much and take better care of ourselves. it's actually been pretty well documented that we look noticeably younger than previous generations - so much so that some of us look frozen in our 20s unless you see grey roots or something.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 28/09/2026
...they're doing specific theater exclusive scenes for their fucking remaster of a 7 year old movie? this is fucking deranged
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can you tell texas republicans are not used to competitive races bsky.app/profile/head...
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 28/09/2026
every time he says this shit it makes me want to emigrate more
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Grudgie the Whale @grudgie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not enough is said about how Trump views United States dollars as HIS own money
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 28/09/2026
I've gotta hand Exactly One Thing to the RAM shortage, and one only - it's making developers really reconsider how important efficiency is. "Throw another package at it, who cares about RAM" is no longer acceptable.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 28/09/2026
"surely, this one is fake" she foolishly thought before she clicked on the post to see the news article the mad libs generator is getting out of hand with these
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 28/09/2026
Had to doodle this based on @tarvox.bsky.social 's comment on the original post lololol. Vampire girlfriend having concerns.
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rita @ritatreats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
unbelievable how true "bsky staff cant handle furries" becomes over time
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Ben Prunty @benprunty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't love dunking on folks but it's so fucking funny to me that Trump was convicted of 34 felonies 2 years ago, faced no punishment, and went on to win the presidency a second time and journalists are still like, "hmm, I have an inkling that maybe he believes he's above the law for some reason."
Post from NYT reporter Eric Lipton 

"What an odd moment in United States history.

A U.S. president is running an overtly political campaign advertisement, right before midterm elections, paid for by the U.S. government.

Trump appears to believe he is immune from any kind of legal limit."
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026
for fucking REAL. the depth of trauma for those undiagnosed with ADHD is real. not just the way we feel like we're constantly failing (because everyone is telling us we are) but not understanding WHY because we have no context to understand other people aren't struggling with the things we are.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 28/09/2026
Today's word of the day is: Dildo Fruit™ LLC @iamnotepad.bsky.social
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 28/09/2026
we regret to inform you that we're going to win
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beep beep i'm a sheep @foxkvells.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yeahhh, fucking THIS looking for textile art inspiration? ruined by AI doing writing research via literally any search engine? ruined by AI looking at pictures of food? ruined by AI caring about the environment? ruined by AI
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A Random NPC @a-random-npc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Blizzard genuinely needs to drop this sunken cost fallacy they have with Asmongold and actually ban him and his followers from the game. They've repeatedly shown that they are making WoW a more unsafe place for women, minorities, and the dev team themselves.
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Morgana Ignis @morganaignis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
History will ask how we have not eaten them yet
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 27/09/2026
i wish i had a circle of extremely intelligent and capable people that i could talk with and share ideas, and figure out how to actually get shit done in this world. i have lots of smart friends, but i often feel like i'm the only one that's intellectually engaged fully 100% of the time.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 27/09/2026
oh my god i can never unsee this now. i'm going to imagine everything he ever says in gul dukat's voice from now on.
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
cuddling
an artwork by Spindle of the characters Asimov (a half-elf woman with white hair) and Ottilie (a human with brown/orange hair) cuddlign together, Otti is asleep under Asi's legs, while Asi is holding onto Otti's boob
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Kara Corvis @karacorvis.vtubers.social · 26/09/2026
TLDR: Game is made by nazis
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Luci (Cunt that was Aki) @akifirebird.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"You say you wish that my kind was all dead I smile as I cave in 41% of your head" Is a hard lyric.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Get out and vote! He literally had people raise their hands and pledge to cheat two weeks ago in Dallas.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 26/09/2026
it's so depressing that one of the greatest orators of our time ended up being a status-quo "respectability" neoliberal hack. his speeches on hope for the future were so, so fucking moving, and then he ended up being okay with that "hope" just being token nods towards change and more capitalism
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 26/09/2026
this is also precisely why the dems are pushing so hard against the rising leftwing movement in their own party the idea of actually fighting for change scares them to their very fucking core.
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Ms. Wong @mauiwong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If the Democratic Party always has senators who are really Republican and vote with the GOP and pledge loyalty to the GOP and advocate GOP policies, and the Dem Party keeps funding them and doesn't kick them out, maybe the Dems use them to prevent change to the status quo while feigning opposition?
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John Volanthen Says 'Just Wonderin''
Alt: Colin Farrell Says 'Just Wonderin''
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 26/09/2026
okay but, as someone who's more often on the interview-er side nowdays than interview-ee, if you bring me a pre-smoked brisket during your interview, I'm giving you a thumbs up and sending you on to the next round. because god damn, yes.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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A person says "whyyyy am I am miserable all the time" 

They go girl mode and say "ok that helped but everything else is still. Fucked"
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But Thou Mustelid @rewhan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well yeah, they don't need to fight it anymore if the president can just disenfranchise entire sections of the populace.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is honestly the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard
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Olivia Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes. They are a fundamentally anti-democratic force. Their entire purpose is to add another layer of aristocratic control between the people and meaningful self-determination.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 25/09/2026
what. the. FUCK.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Mando @mrmandolino.itch.io · 25/09/2026
remember to also shares the good news, such as how the Copilot PC concept is officially dead www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...
windowscentral.com
Microsoft backs away from Copilot PC branding as OEMs abandon the label
In a new interview, Microsoft Surface CVP confirms that its new Surface PCs are no longer called Copilot+ PCs, but will still support all Copilot+ features.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 24/09/2026
when vlookup isn’t powerful enough you know you’re getting into some serious excel wizardry bullshit
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 24/09/2026
Bobby Kotick was in Epstein's book, probably fucks children, definitely did some rapey shit with staffers, allowed even more rapey stuff to happen around him, and on top of all that is just straight up evil and directly responsible for the plague that is modern game monetization strategy.
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
annual reminder that Bobby Kotick threatened to sue me and my college paper for an essay I wrote about him donating $4 mil to the university, which he only knew about because his daughter went there too and had her feelings hurt
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Gulumunkus @gulumunkus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
discord casually admitting they know that nobody wanted the age verification implemented and trying to be funny about it is seriously something that the pr team should reflect on and really study when they lose a lot of nitro subs in this next week
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Hagen Blix @hagenblix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Honestly, the small but steady stream of "some company committed a crime against you, again, here's your $7.42" is one of the most weird and unexpected aspects of living in America for me.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026
NEWSNATION: Gas is $4.47. Diesel is $6.50. Mortgage rates are above 7%. Inflation is at 3.4% while earnings are lower. How are you making the case that that is the golden age? RNC CHAIR JOE GRUTERS: Biden left us an absolute disaster. We just gotta give him more time NN: Is that really the pitch?
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 23/09/2026
i’ll believe it when i start to see WV districts go blue again, but a +18 shift towards dems would be one of the most insane political shifts to happen in history
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 23/09/2026
Furries fly your planes, furries run your internet, furries manage your infrastructure. We are EVERYWHERE.
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Teaz 🌵🍵 @merteazy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I made two versions for both parties.
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As long as he attends a play there once a week, I'm fine with this
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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this
special reward available for fanduel in discord, because what discord needed was ads for predatory online gambling, fuck discord and everyone that works in their company leadership
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 23/09/2026
Please do it, touch the stove.
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