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Kageyama Satsuki

@kagesatsuki.com
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Tired grown-up wannabe with varied interests (food, furbaby, games, life~). kagesatsuki.com Previously @KageSatsuki on the hells(h)ite. ***DMs are off***

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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 7h
Stuck my finger (which had an open wound) into a lime to get the last of its juices out. I'm so smart 💀
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 17h
Got this weird thing where anyone around me being frustrated REALLY stresses me out even though I might not care or be the target 🥀 It’s probably because growing up I had to walk on eggshells around my old man, when if you even breathed wrong (or existed ig) he’d lash out with misdirected anger.
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 18h
Weird shit is happening in the snack isle.
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 20h
Took a break from a day of travel in Tokyo with a dessert~
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 28/09/2026
Had to doodle this based on @tarvox.bsky.social 's comment on the original post lololol. Vampire girlfriend having concerns.
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 29/09/2026
Lil Guy smelled this (am eating it in my room) and is now putting on his best begging face. NO YOU SILLY GUY THIS IS PROBABLY DEADLY TO CHINCHILLAS
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 29/09/2026
“You should lean on others more!” Iunno when some of our own parents let us down on that front, we start to realise trying to get help from anyone else is a dangerous game 🤷
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 29/09/2026
My two dude colleagues (out of line of sight) talking to each other A: Open up your throat. Relax the muscles. B: Like this? Me: *trying to draw my work* 😨
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 29/09/2026
最近窓の外は真っ白のまま キリがない天気ねー *gets brick thrown at head*
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 28/09/2026
Yummy yakitori (chicken skewers)~
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 28/09/2026
Had to doodle this based on @tarvox.bsky.social 's comment on the original post lololol. Vampire girlfriend having concerns.
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 28/09/2026
Roommate's relative is 60+ (f), never married, but has lived with a "family friend" (f) for 30+ years and both attend gatherings together like besties. Yes the entire family network calls the other lady a 'family friend'. I want whatever god-tier delulu copium substances they're all smoking.
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 28/09/2026
When you think about it, the #FFXIV *Mog*station is currently living up to its name #Showerthoughts
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 28/09/2026
Got a migraine today because I didn’t feed my body enough caffeine yesterday 🥀
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 27/09/2026
A number of people have been approaching me lately and asking for money-saving tips lately (which I'm always glad to share from my time being so broke) but damn this is a sad state of things.
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 27/09/2026
Some freshly-made salsa. Thinking of having them with corn chips, but anyone else got other suggestions?
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 27/09/2026
This is a good event story questline 😭 #Genshin
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 27/09/2026
This week's bento lunches. Rice, pork shoulder, Chinese spinach and savoury Japanese rolled omelette.
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 27/09/2026
This being in my recommends after #Genshin 7.1 AQ. No subtlety whatsoever lol
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 27/09/2026
Had to get yet another series of blood tests done and by the amount they drew from me you'd think they were trying to induce anaemia all over again 💀
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 26/09/2026
Me: *travelling around the country running errands* Why the hell is it so hot and is my skin burning and why am I sweating so much?! Am I getting sick? - several hours later - HOTTEST SEPTEMBER DAY ON RECORD okay 👍
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 26/09/2026
Had some blood I planned to wash off once I got to a washroom, but walking in this bloody humidity and heat caused me to perspire so much the blood just vanished anyway. Grossest self-cleaning method ever -_-
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 26/09/2026
My sibling and I doing a coordinated spit-take when someone asked if we're husband and wife 🤢🤮
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 25/09/2026
Finally done with the #Genshin 7.1 AQ I AM NOW FREE FROM SPOILERS AND CAN USE YOUTUBE AGAIN AAA 👐
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 25/09/2026
The Traveler's final form is ragebaiting. #Genshin
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 25/09/2026
She is just so beautiful 😭😭😭 #Genshin
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 25/09/2026
Stuff I say in #Genshin that would make a player at launch flip: "My train is not where I left it..."
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 25/09/2026
Was treated to a fancy multi-course teppanyaki dinner last year. Asparagus with dashi sauce.
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 24/09/2026
The cat is a senior kitty called Opal and she likes the dude on the right better since he raised her. The other one... she's still grompy towards since he's new to her. Just cat things ig
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 24/09/2026
New meme picture just dropped. #Genshin
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 24/09/2026
空くんとパイモンちゃんの顔面白ッwwwwww #原神
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 24/09/2026
Just finished an online work meeting, Lil Guy suddenly woke up, and started FREAKING the fuck out dashing around his cage until I went to calm him down. Damn he really hated that meeting.
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 05/05/2025
Knowledge is power. ✨ Stay ungovernable ✨
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 24/09/2026
Random shrine near the Square Enix building in Tokyo.
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 23/09/2026
Family portrait~
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 23/09/2026
Bit into a grape that was almost wine. Not sure if this is a win or a mistake...
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 23/09/2026
Cleaned my toilet the other day and the amount of satisfaction I got out of the toilet bowl practically ✨sparkling✨ like I was in a 5-star hotel was amazing. …fml I am such a boomer now 💀
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 23/09/2026
Googling old home computers made me realise I don’t even remember much of how mine looked. My terrible memory is both a blessing and a curse. The cpu was a base for the heavyass monitor. Don’t remember using floppies at home till much later (could be I had no need for them?).
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 23/09/2026
Was so cross that my bus was late, so decided to write about my OCs on my phone. Mood improvement lifehack frfr
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 22/09/2026
Some salmon and pasta.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 21/09/2026
Modern cope.
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ダリル @gd4kt5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
居たあああああああ! かわええええええええええええ💕
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 22/09/2026
Something I really look forward to when I can finally live completely alone is not having to accommodate ANYONE except for myself outside of work. Self-care and healing erryday is the goal.
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 22/09/2026
It’s unfair how cute Lil Guy is even when peeing but I may have a chinchilla bias. Oh my sweet baby boy 😭
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Nigels1 @nigels1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sunset on California’s Central Coast- Fiscalini Ranch #Photography #PhotographersUnited #CentralCoast #R5Mark2 🪶 🌿 #Cambria #California
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 22/09/2026
Overheard a colleague flipping out after discovering that Generative AI now costs credits (therefore $) in its applications (Photoshop/Illustrator). You thought that shit was gonna be free in the long run? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This is why I—a graphic designer—am not worried about being replaced.
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 22/09/2026
怖すぎやろう
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 21/09/2026
“I wish for you to have a heart!” is one of those iconic movie scenes I’ll never forget. Nowadays I keep wishing it had that kind of actual power on some real life evils.
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 22/09/2026
Cafe breakfast in Tokyo.
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