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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism

@xylaria.vg
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she/they. anarchy and rage. we light the fires that will guide the way.

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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 22/09/2026
yeah. yeah. that was downright fucking incredible to the last. masterpiece. games can still be art.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 04/09/2026
I answered this honestly as me, but I also know full well that i don't speak nearly the same as the folks around me - even my own family is wildly different. Still fun how it's like "you're distinctly southern but god only knows from where", thanks internet
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 13/08/2026
Yeah, I feel that. Surviving absolutely everything and coming through it without being a cruel monster is...hard. I feel especially sharply when people are done wrong. Kindness may be what i express most, but i want to make things right. Sometimes by any means necessary. undertale.jadenthejaded.uk
kindness 82%
justice 75%
perseverance 60%
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 17/07/2026
This is the funniest shit imaginable. Lifmunk stealing the giant bed while all these big fuckers just flop down wherever.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 16/07/2026
here's everything within a 30 mile radius of me. i am basically in the dead center of that. so. yeah.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 02/07/2026
If anyone wants to add me on TCG Pocket and hasn’t: i’ve got like 70 friend slots idgaf
Xylaria friend ID ID
8433-6666-5525-5162
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 26/06/2026
...fuck anyway my estrogen levels are shit and i need this estrogen patch shortage to fuck off into the sun because doing shots isn't practical for me fuck
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 18/06/2026
Getting the "Bluesky Veteran" class should definitely entitle us to veteran discounts everywhere.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 05/06/2026
Could be absolutely anywhere.
Google Earth image of Dubai from the same angle as the previous, with the very distinctive artificial palm tree shape. It could be the same area. Maybe. Possibly. Who could possibly know.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 17/05/2026
okay she might be right I pulled up the original plans for the house, the first floor is 409 blocks including the walls, so the interior perimeter is more like 350. but we've also got two floors, so I guess more like 700.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 12/05/2026
It's not every day that a joke in discord makes me laugh so hard i nearly pee myself, but @codeandpen.bsky.social pulled it off today. Thanks @awesomeuno.bsky.social for setting this one up, 11/10. i need to go change pants now.
Ramza — 4:45 PM
So we got the security report where its usually name and shame other groups doing poorly to try and get them to do better.

Susprising no one, the school of theology has the worst record when dealing with Phishing attacks.

Val [:)],  — 4:45 PM
well, Jesus can hack an entire organization with only a hand full of phishes after all.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 05/05/2026
Yeah, I'm just doing this and you should too. fuck this piece of shit.
blocking Will Stancil
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 04/05/2026
Oh yeah, the odds on this were kinda fucking wild.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 25/04/2026
Now that the party has seen it, excited to show off this comm by @rurukatt.bsky.social of my D&D party! Lunaria Brightspark and her tressym Juniper, run by @iamnotepad.bsky.social Cyril Flinar and his tressym Vassal, run by @yaminohere.bsky.social Lyra Silvereyes, run by @kittlore.bsky.social
D&D party commission by Rurukatt.
Lunaria, an elven sorceress
Cyril, a tall elven druid
Lyra, a hellhound wolfkin fighter with a guitar
Juniper, a calico tressym
Vassal, an orange tressym
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 17/04/2026
Just realized i can like. screenshot it. look i am not good at the internet okay
large geeen onion. the largest. just absolutely huge. like arm length.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 27/03/2026
Hey kids, wanna see a dead body? THIS IS BAD. :D
Dow -1.73% S&P -1.67% NASDAQ -2.15%
Dow tumbles almost 800 points and enters correction, S&P posts fifth straight losing weekOil +6.73% BRENT +5.72%
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 12/03/2026
So i did this with my glaases on and got a .0046 and then realized my glasses have blue filters on them and tried again. And I still wonder if my phone’s tone shift or screen protector blocked some of them. I feel like i can do better, but effort. www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...
JND of .0034
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 03/03/2026
Yeah, seriously. Take a look at the one-year graph. Is it a rough moment right now? Sure. It's wiped out all of this year's gains so far, but it's still not down to the low of last April, let alone bottomed out. This, currently, is a bad day. It's not a correction. Yet.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 26/02/2026
Sometimes I don’t know how @iamnotepad.bsky.social tolerates me after all these years.
Why are we the way we are. Lol

neuroticism and trauma mixed with neurodivergent brains with main character syndrome

...too real?

Too real
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 24/02/2026
OP has quotes turned off, but if y'all know me, you know that I saw this and a) immediately knew the answer, and b) am incapable of stating the answer without using the word fuck multiple times. So, to clarify: The reason is *fucking Adobe*. That's the reason.
Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 23/02/2026
whelp, something's definitely happening. Hold onto your butts y'all, I'm betting this is a market move just before a major strike, so... eyes on Iran tonight.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 17/02/2026
This honestly isn't shocking - it was gonna be this or psychic. Maybe dark as an outside possibility, but. www.quotev.com/quiz/1234335...
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 21/01/2026
FR24 is notoriously iffy, so grains of salt and all that, but this looks like they're in the air again. Maybe a false alarm, maybe a fixed issue. Either way Trump probably blew a gasket so, keep those cork poppers ready and whatever.
AF1 track radar from Joint Base Andrews
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 11/01/2026
huh, photo uploads from my desktop are broken but work fine on my phone. fucking weird. anyway here. these outfits. these motherfuckers are enby formal perfection and i need one.
Supreme Kais from Dragonball Super
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 11/01/2026
so i've been doing a rewatch of Dragonball (about halfway through Super now), and a minute ago, something hit me. I think I know what I'd like to have as gender-neutral formal dresswear. Supreme Kais look goddamn sharp. Now I've just gotta find someone that can make it for me. Hmm.
Supreme Kais from Dragonball Super
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 31/12/2025
sorry y'all. i'm neither puppy nor all that subby. but y'all knew that.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 30/12/2025
fine, i'll do the thing. my preferences are... unusual, i recognize that. tbf living in a "reluctant" state kinda makes a few others seem almost tolerable, but. yeah majority of this country is a fucking shitshow and the only sane places are up north.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 22/12/2025
I've had people legit ask me for this, so here you go folks - my 2026 bingo card. Play along at home. If any of us win, we all lose.
Xy's 2026 bingo card. It's a whole lot of doom and gloom about next year.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 12/12/2025
I uh... I wasn't supposed to go for a blackout bingo on this, was I? because i uh. i damn near got there.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 12/12/2025
ehhh? not so much a chart as an image i guess, but this'll do baking is really damn tolerant, and it's all going to turn out different sometimes. you gotta remember that things like the humidity and temperature of your house can affect it. winging it is just part of the artform.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 03/12/2025
Realistic team, average trainer, no myth/legend? Yeah, I'm a stereotype, deal with it.
Gardevoir, Delphox, Lucario, Swampert, Alolan Ninetails, Meowscarada
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 28/11/2025
aaaand done, that queue was short. i don't regret this one bit and you can't make me.
Lego order, USS Enterprise plus the Type 15 Shuttlepod, Hot Chocolate Stand, and Mini Knight's Castle gifts
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 22/11/2025
i have made it to ohio. i do not wish to be in ohio.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 20/11/2025
so here's all the ones in WV, they're all along the interstates (...except... that random one in Chapmanville? the fuck i didn't know that one was there) anyway because Geography™ virtually every one of those on the left side is almost exactly 30 minutes away from me, lmao.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 19/11/2025
above average for me here. that upload is capped and it's stupid.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 13/11/2025
look at this shit. they took a perfectly good pikachu and gave it anxiety.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 12/11/2025
1:30 AM on a tuesday is the perfect time for engagement bait, right? I'm so good at social media
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 07/11/2025
New entry in the “worst password rules possible” contest, I’m struggling like a MOTHERFUCKER on this one.
Your password must:
Be between 15 and 20 characters.
Include at least four of the following: lowercase letter, uppercase letter, number AND symbol.
Not include your last name, first name, username, email address, spaces or more than three identical characters.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 05/11/2025
i got curious because of the formatting here and something something "not conquering greenland today"
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 03/11/2025
Here's what my controls in Adrenaline look like - which, really only the last three matter because under 50c my 7800xt has Zero RPM mode, which is fine, but I don't think the 6800 series has that and if you're getting runaway thermals you may need to kick in sooner for safety anyway.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 20/10/2025
I got the D.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 17/10/2025
X stands for Xy obviously. This is just an excuse to show off my trainer and nothing else.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 05/10/2025
if any of you ever wondered what it's like being friends with me and talking to me on a regular basis eventually i just run out of profound things to say and well ...yeah it's not that interesting, this is just the kind of shit i'll dump in your DMs if you get me started
Discord DM:
Xylaria — 9:55 PM
excellent taste
i do like some orange or sweet and sour sometimes though
and i really love moo shu pork. and chow mein. and pork fried rice. and mongolian beef. and teriyaki chicken. and and and.
my two stipulations for chinese food are usually a) no seafood, and b) get those damn bean sprouts away from me. everything else is getting vacuumed like i'm kirby or someshit.
...i'll usually pass on the broccoli but i can eat around it
and i'm not a fan of mushrooms but chinese food doesn't have them much? usually see that more in japanese food
that's not to like, say i don't like vegetables though
i'll eat carrots and onions in just about anything
i like edamame peas if they've been cooked enough, and regular peas are fine
i actually kinda love the fried string beans/really long green beans they make?
bamboo shoots are good too. and water chestnuts are extremely tasty.
and as i've gotten older i've found i like fried cabbage to an extent? especially red cabbage but white sometimes too if it's fried just right and has some savory sauce on it
steamed cabbage can bite me though
or boiled cabbage. god. germany, poland, russia, please stop, please no.
Xylaria — 10:02 PM
that shit is why i grew up hating cabbage, because my grandma would make it every new year and my dad would make it at random and just, oh god
............i am literally just having a conversation with myself at this point i am so sorry lmao
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 04/10/2025
Behold! My sister’s car in its natural environment. My plans for today are so fucked.
A gold Nissan on the back of a tow truck.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 02/10/2025
Screenshot for when she inevitably deletes or detaches.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 28/09/2025
This just opened up and killed my D&D party. :) Next session's going to be exciting! (Yeah, they're still going after being killed. It's gonna be a fun game.)
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 27/09/2025
literally yes and i can't fucking believe it
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 25/09/2025
oh hey i won 55% chance, whee. 2555 flips.
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 25/09/2025
mine isn't actually nearly as bad ...ignore the fact that i have another 300 hours of skyrim special edition below this and the 300 hours in cookie clicker and the 250 hours in bg3 and rdr2 and battlebit and the 200 in new vegas and stardew I'M NORMAL OKAY
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Xy, First Minister of Furries and Autism @xylaria.vg · 15/09/2025
i feel you on that. i'm working on a town in inkarnate right now and yeah, it's been tough to get just right, but.
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