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Bill's Acid Phase

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Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net · 03/10/2026
So then the comedian, covered head to toe in Republican piss, shit, and come, looking for all the world like a Jackson Pollock painting brought to life by the wish of a repressed WASP housewife, looks at the producer and says “THE ATLANTIC!”
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Bill's Acid Phase @xandercrews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have a headache, and the only prescription is less cowbell
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jason Benetti: This is what Northwestern wants to see from their running backs this season RG3: Absolutely. Know what he told us this week? A recent devastating breakup has him terrified of all forms of intimacy. Benetti: Don't think that was public knowledge, Rob. RG3: Big third down here!
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every thinkpiece about how to fix college is just a galaxy-brained attempt to avoid the one solution that everyone agrees on, which is to fund college.
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
using a payday loan to buy an unregistered security as god intended
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alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Um. That shirt
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 10/10/2025
I feel like every thing I learn about AI is some variant of the dril candles budget tweet just "please help me budget this my industry is dying"
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Bari Weiss becoming head of the news division at CBS does not just tarnish the legacy of Murrow and Cronkite, it tarnishes the legacy of fucking Hee Haw.
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C07 @catenaccio07.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Meanwhile in Germany.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
*Doesn’t matter if the Arab Spring was due to Facebooks and Twitters or not. What matters is, lots of very important white people believed it was, and when it was followed up with social media campaigns about cops murdering citizens and rich people doing sex crimes, that shit had to be *dealt with*.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 25/06/2025
"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
omg thank you Fox News 😭
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
nothing could be less useful right now than institutionalists when we don’t have working institutions
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Uh, Republicans control the house and senate, do you expect Democrats can just wave a magic wand and not praise ICE and advise people to help them
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
(Banging on the window of a guy talking on the phone in his car) hey man you’re in a filter bubble. Hang on (aggressively rattling the door handle) let me get in there and show you the most racist image you have ever seen,
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Gary Alexander @garyalexander.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
In 2015, President Obama gave him a Presidential Rank Award as a Distinguished Executive. A Washington Post article at the time stated, "Thomas Homan deports people. And he's really good at it."
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
One Repost = One Oda Nobunaga Fact. One Like = One comic-book Bane Fact. I know you very specific geeks are out there.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 06/06/2025
Taking off my shitposter: the reason we are being SO jokey is we clearly see these terrifying people shouldn't be in charge of everything, are destroying and stealing the entire country, we are powerless to stop it because even the Democrats hate us, and one day people will say no one saw it coming
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Big Fez @bigfez.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Okay but genuinely there are LOADS of inefficiencies in the public sector. Like lunch breaks. Or people actually being able to take time off when they are sick. Backup systems in case the first system goes down. Meetings where people ask 'is this a good idea?' *before* doing something etc etc etc
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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Everyone who’s ever been involved in the Federalist Society belongs in fucking prison
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Standing up for the silent majority of voters who celebrate and treasure their right as Americans to owe $11,000 for getting rushed to the hospital on one of the worst days of their lives. It's called "being moderate" and it's how you win elections.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
4-year-old Bakersfield girl facing deportation could die within days of losing medical care - Los Angeles Times Don’t ever tell me that Christians support the GOP. There is nothing Christian or Christ-like about this. Just plain old cruelty and callousness:
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4-year-old Bakersfield girl facing deportation could die within days of losing medical care
In 2023, a Mexican girl, 4, was allowed U.S. entry for lifesaving medical care. She and her parents, who live in Bakersfield, have been told they must leave.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
As a Dane, seeing Stevie Nicks aggressively pushing for deepthroating scares me.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say Sluts Anonymous has a child labor problem
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Ethel Mounts Holstein United States, Social Security Numerical Identification Files (NUMIDENT), 1936-2007
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Martin Cumlord United States, Census, 1880
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Why does a drunk Chris Evans sound *exactly* like Charlie Day on #It'sAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia?
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
In these dark times, it’s great to come together and find something we can all take joy in.
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Zack Furness @punkademic.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story? Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked. Editor: What
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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
"Faith Ministers are BLOCKING the entrance to the ICE Detention Center, Delaney Hall in New Jersey where Newark Mayor Ras Baraka was arrested last week." Posted by @scootercaster.com on "X" at 1:19 pm EDT
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Urban Stripper England and Wales, Census, 1881
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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
bro that's THE GROUND
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Jennifer C @thejenniwren.teamlh.social · 10/05/2025
🧵 Martin Diaz came to the U.S. as a toddler, fleeing cartel violence with his family. They had proof of the danger—a letter from a Michoacán official. He married a U.S. citizen & was advancing his visa. Then ICE showed up at his home in Spokane: no warrant, no ID #OnYourSide VC pslspokane
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Butlerian Farquaad @maxsweeney.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
wesley willis saying “fuck an ewok hard” now echoes in my brain
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Micah @rincewind.run · 10/05/2025
Discworld QOTD, from The Light Fantastic “It looked like the sort of book described in library catalogues as 'slightly foxed', although it would be more honest to admit that it looked as though it had been badgered, wolved and possibly beared as well.”
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Bill's Acid Phase @xandercrews.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
@sickoscommittee.org it's glorious and the perfect mug for every time I spoil my coffee
Mug from the Sickos Committee with the text "Oh no! Disaster! What a bad idea!" Contains coffee.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Today is the 111th birthday of Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa race massacre
A photo of Viola Ford Fletcher with her hands clasped
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 10/05/2025
Oh My God 3 seconds after checking in
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 09/05/2025
Release is step one. Step two is justice for Rümeysa Öztürk—justice in the form she needs and articulates. She is owed a tremendous amount for the violation of her rights.
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 09/05/2025
Rümeysa Öztürk has been freed!!
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Tufts student detained by ICE in viral video is released, thanks supporters
Tufts University student Rumeysa Ozturk was released from ICE detention on Friday, offering brief words of thanks to supporters gathered outside the Louisiana facility.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/05/2025
Discworld QOTD, from Snuff
It always embarrassed Samuel Vimes when civilians tried to speak to him in what they thought was “policeman.” If it came to that, he hated thinking of them as civilians. What was a policeman, if not a civilian with a uniform and a badge? But they tended to use the term these days as a way of describing people who were not policemen. It was a dangerous habit: once policemen stopped being civilians the only other thing they could be was soldiers.
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Pretty sure he’s just 25 meth raccoons in a raincoat
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Google Earth updated their images of Gaza
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