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“In the Fyres of Struggle let us bake New Men, who Will Notte heed the Old Lies.” A dude in circumstances who does things. He/him

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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026
My brother supports cinema
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Jonathan Rigsby @ridetrips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There can be no forgiveness for these actions. Everyone who participated in this must be punished.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
Banished From The Party, I Started Flipping Bricks In A Trap House!!!
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 10/09/2026
The GOP's approval of Fetterman is like beat for beat how the online look at lolcows just a source of entertainment that can be easily manipulated. He's too stupid to take advantage of being a spoiler and the second he jumps ship he becomes a liability for the GOP on reproductive rights
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 04/08/2026
I've been in my new apartment for 5 days now. I'm still not really unpacked and kind of in a state of shock.
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 29/07/2026
Well made it to the extended stay motel me and the cats will be in until move in day Friday. It's taken 12 episodes of @neoscum.bsky.social to get to this point. Cheese has heard it plenty but it was new for Pita. Exhausted: ended up spending an extra day with former MIL because of the strain
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 26/07/2026
It's fucking weird the marriage being really over isn't hitting me as bad as moving the cats like this and having them in strange environments. I can't stop weeping. I'm trying to rein it in because they will pick up on it but it's really hard
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 26/07/2026
Ok they chilling
My two orange elder cats Cheese and Pita lying on the motel bed. Pita is stretching next to her mouse toy and Cheese is peeking over his stuffed Appa from Avatar The Last Airbender.
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 26/07/2026
Ended up with a late start on the road because my ex's movers showed up late today instead of yesterday and I wanted to give her time with the cats. Ended up changing reservations to crash in Baton Rouge rather than Mobile because the cats were already fed up with 5 hours on the road
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 25/07/2026
Tomorrow. Driving 6 1/2 - 7 hours with very likely two very unhappy cats.
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 22/07/2026
I have straight up avoided reading the news and rarely been on any social media. Not even watching YT or TV. I'm either in therapy of some kind or doing moving-related stuff and when I'm not doing that I'm reading or playing BG3 for the gorillionth time. The cats have picked up on the shit happening
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 22/07/2026
I keep thinking it's like one day later than it is this week and I think it has to do with anxiety about the move and the huge life change. I've been having stressful dreams but had a normal one where my ex-wife had moved and I was still in the house and Ryan Gosling and I played 40k.
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 20/07/2026
One last time and then I'm closing it out Friday because I'm moving Saturday. Anything helps really: still haven't heard from work on the disability claim and I'm just wracked with nerves at this point. Thanks to everyone who has shared and donated: I will have time next week to write thank yous.
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 15/07/2026
Lease is finally signed. Only took 7 tries: the complex has a new system and it kept generating a lease saying no approved animals when they approved my cats. Had to provide vaccine records to them and then pay another company to also have them for reasons I guess.
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 14/07/2026
The only two joint purchases I'm keeping is the Batman The Animated Series season 1 signed by Kevin Conroy when we met him and this piece of art by @yalestewart.bsky.social and just to remind everyone I wore his derp face Batman button when we met Kevin and he got a kick out of it
Art by Yale Stewart (profile in post) titled We Will Be Giants with kid Superman and Kid Batman walking to school talking but they are casting their adult shadows behind themMe meeting Kevin Conroy and you can see Yale Stewart's derp Batman pin. Yeah I cropped out my ex wife here I just did two hours of work for her this morning I feel like I can be a little petty.
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 14/07/2026
Somehow took two hours to take down almost every wall art/hanging/fixture and spackle but it's done. Only thing left up is stuff with pushpins and things with utility like the thing that holds our keys. Part of it was some stuff managed to crack the wall after two years & part of it was catproofing
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 13/07/2026
Coming down to the end of the wire. I'm out the 25th and it looks like no determination will be made until closer to the end of this week so definitely out a pay check. I may have some options if I can't get this all the way but they're even more desperate so once again please share/donate.
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 12/07/2026
Woke up to this after sleeping 8 hours for first time in a few days and figuring out how to reconfig my BG3 honour run after Thorn wiped me everything coming up Milhouse despite it all
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Jonathan Rigsby @ridetrips.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Hmm, can I get an assist from any trans folks? There's a local queer bookstore with a trans clothes closet, and we asked what they needed as donations. They said binders and tape. Are there brands out there that are preferred? Any to avoid? I want to make sure we're getting the right stuff. 🏳️‍⚧️💙
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 10/07/2026
My dedicated TTRPG bag is prepared for the move.
A purple satchel to hold TTRPG books, dice, with straps for a battle mat. There are various pins including Kirby after he ate Link, Alastor from Hazbin Hotel, a pin of a three legged monster that is for the non-profit TTRPG org I ran games for to raise money for animal shelters, a heart that says "you critically hit ny heart", a severed arm that says "#1 Sister's Kid" (will get to that following post), a Read Weird button, a Soup Cultist button (Dungeon Soup, go to YT and watch) a Beholder pin, a pin of a dragon hatching out of a d20, and a Tremere clan pin from VtM.
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 22/03/2026
Look I've read the peer reviewed papers about the improbabilty of silicon based life but I've also played a shitload of Star Control and the Chenjesu are my friends so checkmate science
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 10/07/2026
Man I remember the internet was, well maybe not cool but not whatever this bullshit is just happened to me too
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 09/07/2026
Gotta pack up the board games. Not too many boxes left I need to pack tbh: heavy shit like both Starman Omnibuses and Gotham Central Omnibus, big ass comics and heavy TTRPG sourcebooks.
Star Trek First Contact deck builder, Paranoia 5th Edition, DC Deck BuilderWarhammer Dreadfleet and Eldritch Horror with the expansion
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 09/07/2026
60%! HOLY CRAP! THIS COULD WORK!
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 09/07/2026
I know people are crowing he's out but this is more my sentiment. So many people got rooked and hurt and it's really depressing
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Otter Poppa's Poppaler Nature Facts @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Andre LaFlamme @andrealaflamme.bsky.social is still right there. And now she wouldn't even have to be a write-in candidate anymore. I wonder what excuse the "progressives" will find for settling for Janet Mills now anyway...
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 08/07/2026
Things are accelerating trying to get the upfront costs together so here's an incentive
This is my orange cat Cheese. He is lying on a Dungeons & Dragons blanket covering my Magic the Gathering bedspread.
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 08/07/2026
Shit now I gotta reread The Infinite and The Divine again oh noooo
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Knoebel @knoebel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Robert Rath @robertrath.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
If there’s one question I’ve been asked more than any other it’s this: “Will there be a sequel to Infinite and the Divine?” Today I can answer: YES. Join Trazyn and Orikan as they try to mend their relationship by ruining the galaxy… again. www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...
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Trazyn and Orikan return in The Wicked and the Warped
The next Black Library novel by Robert Rath is coming.
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Jonathan Rigsby @ridetrips.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The Infinite and the Divine is one of the rare examples of genre fiction that crosses the line into just being generally great. It is two immortal wizards having a multi-millennia prank war over a magic rock. It is so, so good, even if you know nothing about Warhammer. Excited for a sequel.
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 08/07/2026
I was looking for a sign that this move would work put and things were gonna get better in my life and behold.
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 08/07/2026
Great fucking advice
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 08/07/2026
So back in 2024 I was in a financial pickle. There's a subreddit r/Borrow where you can make borrow requests and lenders will work details with you. However, while I read the rules I missed the part where you evidently have to be active on Reddit like every day to participate.
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 08/07/2026
As I have started packing my books Pita has decided she is now a book
Various photos of my orange girl Pita on my slowly emptying bookshelf as I pack my books by size. You can see the remaining manga including three volumes of Rose of Versailles, all of Ubel Blatt, and the fancy full collection of Delicious in Dungeon above her along with some RPG books (the top shelf is the main RPG shelf) along with some history? fiction, and some big comic volumes Monstress 1 and 2 and Ice Cream Man 1 (bottom two shelves big comic shelves)Various photos of my orange girl Pita on my slowly emptying bookshelf as I pack my books by size. You can see the remaining manga including three volumes of Rose of Versailles, all of Ubel Blatt, and the fancy full collection of Delicious in Dungeon above her along with some RPG books (the top shelf is the main RPG shelf) along with some history? fiction, and some big comic volumes Monstress 1 and 2 and Ice Cream Man 1 (bottom two shelves big comic shelves)Various photos of my orange girl Pita on my slowly emptying bookshelf as I pack my books by size. You can see the remaining manga including three volumes of Rose of Versailles, all of Ubel Blatt, and the fancy full collection of Delicious in Dungeon above her along with some RPG books (the top shelf is the main RPG shelf) along with some history? fiction, and some big comic volumes Monstress 1 and 2 and Ice Cream Man 1 (bottom two shelves big comic shelves)
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 07/07/2026
I GOT APPROVED FOR AN APARTMENT! I got the moving costs but boosting again because I found out today my work claims examiner did not receive my med paperwork: I sent it but it looks dire about getting paid next week so PLEASE if you can help in any way just sharing
My approval for an apartment lease!
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 07/07/2026
RIP my notifications thanks Platner. Anyways I somehow found a perfect apartment last night: close to my brother, OK drive to my nieces, not too far from the old stomping crew back in my hometown. I put in an app but once again it boils down to money before I go back to work so please share and dono
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 07/07/2026
Fucking with Platner shooters has absolutely busted my notifications. Anyways I may have found an apartment so hopefully either GFM picks up more steam or I get paid next week and can pull the trigger it'd save a lot of trouble
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 06/07/2026
Learned how to share an update on GoFundMe should have learned this better before starting it but I was desperate
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Bart Harley Jarvis @williamzabka424.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Guys, if you think you don’t know a woman who has been sexually assaulted, I promise you that you do. They’ve just seen you defend rapists so they don’t feel comfortable being open with you, and deservedly so.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
right. huge difference between getting a fucked up tattoo 18 years ago & keeping a fucked up tattoo for 18 years.
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John Dewey @john-dewey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
[Cough, cough] Schindler's List - Amon Goethe [Cough, wheeze, cough] Inglorious Basterds - Hans Landa [Hack, cough, cough, wheeze] Every documentary on History Channel that isn't Ancient Aliens or cryptids...
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 06/07/2026
Graham Platner, a man who has not seen a single WW2 movie or TV show in idk 40 years I guess
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 06/07/2026
Like who has not seen Last Crusade? IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE INDY ABOUT TO PRESS X ON THIS NAZI BITCH WEARING IT and Platner got a tattoo not recognizing it?
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 06/07/2026
I don't want to spend any more time on Platner so I'll leave it with this: it cannot just be about putting the Democrats back in control at any cost without any scrutiny. I don't really wanna gloat about the Platner shooters because shit maybe they'll learn something from this: I can at least hope.
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Nicole DeWitt @catastro-v.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
but if we dont nominate Misogyny Dave we’ll be surrendering the single most important voter demographic: politics journalists who are still angry about metoo!
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 06/07/2026
Part of me wants to sympathize: we do need more progressive in the House and Senate. That cannot come at the expense of any scrutiny at all. If Platner had been UBI/socialized healthcare/nationalize SpaceX I'd still be like "bro you got a tattoo the Nazi in Raiders has on his hat you seen the movie"
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 06/07/2026
Chotiner is the media equivalent of the fucking grim reaper
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