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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is your Diabetes diagnosis really helping you?
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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
theyre doing this to me at work tomorrow
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
setting my slack theme to Bitches Brew and immediately getting sent to a huddle with HR
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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"climate change isn't solved cuz people don't care enough" no the fact it's getting addressed *at all* is because people care a great deal, even though caring is deeply unprofitable!!
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
recently I came to a realization about why "smart devices" are so shitty if you take an appliance that creates some sort of physical output, and connect it to a network, what you've actually done is invent a new kind of printer and printers are, of course, the devil's machines
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 25/09/2026
Walked by here and they had saved some of you a table
Loser's Eating House
4.2 女文女女大 (114)•田39 min
Bakery • $10-20
Closed • Opens 8:30 AM Fri
Saved in Nyc
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 24/09/2026
Waste society. Wasted human consciousness. Wasted human lives and time. It’s sad
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 24/09/2026
i think one big factor (among many) as to why AI has had such a foothold in coding spaces is because the majority of people dont consider programming to be art
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When you think of it, artificial intelligence is ableist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Marxist movement should seek to abolish it.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's Today's Horoscope 
Every sign gets "death is coming"
Except for Sagittarius, which gets "you will see a cute dog"
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m @mjjii.com · 21/09/2026
digital art. a cow standing in the ocean and staring off into the distance
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
nigga
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gatorstooth 🐊 @gatorstooth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i'm cooking...
an umbreon design with a dark blue base and soft purple and grey cloud markings, as well as golden stars
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SAINTTUFA @sainttufa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Freeman
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Mush_Comics @mushroomqueen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Silly Milly #Trigun #MillyThompson #VashtheStampede
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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...
Zelda
28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

16:18 - Feb 28, 2025

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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 18/09/2026
This is why I hate "just a tool" so so so much. You can make a calculator without access to every calculation. You can make photoshop without access to all photos. Someone show me a genai tool that didn't require all of our labour in its production. It's plagiarism software.
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 22/11/2025
i might be perverted but at least i'm kind and empathetic
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🖤 Ina! ❤️ @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
hey man are you alright? not to overstep any boundaries but the lyrics to your battle theme sound very troubled. something about questioning whether or not what you're doing is right, despite how convinced you seem to be. yeah someone interpreted every single line on genius it's pretty on the nose
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm black for an amazing reason
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this ain't debate club bitch. sometimes people will get upset when their rights are being taken from them and they have to argue for their humanity every day of their lives. if you can't handle that log off and go back to the real world that was built for you, white cishet man
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
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Playzholder🔞🏳️‍🌈(Commission Waitlist Open) @playzholder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Giving handjobs at the job fair, call that jack off all trades.
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The problem with bingewatching Mob Psycho 100 is that bingewatching Mob Psycho 100 is a blast but also bingewatching Mob Psycho 100 is antithetical to the themes of Mob Psycho 100
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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puddinglovelyy.bsky.social @puddinglovelyy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
quick garchomp sketch #pokemon
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aqua a @aquaflower.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
seth reads me legal advice as bedtime story
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Micah @rincewind.run · 12/09/2026
all life is sacred except for the god damn mother fucking piece of shit mosquito
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Everyone should learn to cook if possible. One of the simplest and greatest acts of care is feeding someone something delicious. Sanji would be my hero if he wasn't a sex pest.
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✦ sliv ✦ @slivertooth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
important contribution to the discourse: they have taken my favorite shape
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Poob @poobtv.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
shout outs to trans people, they're cool as fuck bro
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Poob @poobtv.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
we're not putting harry potter on poob you dork ass terf losers, we actually give a shit about trans people here.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
can we upload a mosquito brain next and put it in the torment nexus?
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 11/09/2026
signal screenshot of rapper future texting meme with text under it: ⁨⁩ ⁨this kirksmas got me thinking about how i didn't leave my neck open too. i was too scared of getting shot to be vulnerable with you⁩
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 09/09/2026
There are three kinds of emails: 1) An email from Temu that says "This Requires Immediate Action Or Face Consequences" 2) An email from your bank saying you have a notice that it sent you an email 3) An email from a doctor's office asking you to sign up to their new portal
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Chris Terry-Enescu @cjterry.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Truly wild to have lived through moral panics about teenagers wearing hoodies and Muslim women wearing the head dress to now experience 'but is a large group of organised far right activists in balaclavas really that scary'
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the UK is in such a dire situation because for decades every government we've had has blamed the failings of neoliberalism & austerity on migrants, & the entirety of the mainstream press is happy to play along
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
labour will treat gangs of racists with kid gloves as they view them as a potential voting bloc to pick up. protest genocide & you're a terrorist, though
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an underwater submersible opens a latch and drops a red, pill-shaped crappy Bluetooth speaker. A scientist narrates, “we built a Bluetooth speaker to withstand 2000 meters.” Panel 2: the scientist, speaking directly to the camera, continues: “the squids responded really well to Nelly.” Panel 3: on the dark depths of the ocean floor, a group of squids are dancing enthusiastically around the sunken Bluetooth speaker. A couple of them are getting kinda nasty with it to be perfectly honest
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 06/09/2026
"Masked activists bring chaos to Dover in protest against migrants" "Trans activists show who they really are: a violent mob"
Telegraph page 5 today - Masked activists bring chaos to Dover in protest against migrants and Who are the disguised protesters who brought port to a standstill?Telegraph 20 April 2025 - Trans activists show who they really are: a violent mob"
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
these would be amazing to wear on your period
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Danny🔞💜🤍🖤 (2/3 comms done) @dannyswrites.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bringing another post over from the other site because it's too good for them
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Riley :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We're actually bringing back the death penalty solely for this author and him alone.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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Sean @solive.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"RIP to Kobe but I am build different. Maybe even better than the Gods."
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 02/09/2026
calling stuff "slop" is merely a form of slopslop. but you aren't ready to have that conversation.
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