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sweltering in texas. pro cycling and CFB fan yes we exist

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
But this would mean all the tech & media companies just *want* fascism & aren’t actually kow-towing to a uniquely powerful admin? That can’t be.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Find the bastard who shat down my chimney
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mer @worst4least.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Pic my dad sent me from Oklahoma City today. Entire line-up of Chet Holmgrens, heavy on the defense, smoothest of the passes, easiest ankles to break.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Portland... such a hard-scrabble hellscape there's hardly time to look out for wasps and put up signs so everybody can get along... let alone hand draw the wasp amid all the chaos...
CAUTION in all caps on a sign with a hand-drawn illo of a wasp, attached to a piece of wood carefully positioned inside an orange caution cone.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
to avoid confusion I have made a little table of Mitford siblings
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mer @worst4least.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
The guy I’ve been kind of seeing is finally back in town so we can finally go see One Battle After Another tomorrow. I’m glad I waited but christ I AM READY.
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mer @worst4least.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
(The Moody Arena is so ridiculously overpriced all the time that it literally does make way more sense to travel away from Austin to see a major show)
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mer @worst4least.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Gonna go to the Tulsa show and stay at my mom’s. She can pull out the ol “why do you smell like cigarettes??” I can ruin her bathroom with Manic Panic.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
this is art
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mer @worst4least.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
DON’T LOOK AT US!!!!! DO NOT PERCEIVE MY BOY JOSHY ALLEN!!!!!!!
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mer @worst4least.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Doing too well at fantasy and now the whole league is paying too much attention to my team. This is a different form of hell.
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mer @worst4least.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Overheard at a bar on Thursday, two seemingly straight guys about my age: “And Hillary Duff! She’s the only one that turned out normal!”
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mer @worst4least.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Morning with the Daddies
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mer @worst4least.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Egg Bowl is gonna be extra insane this year lmao
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mer @worst4least.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
an expensive curse but at least we figured it out
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mer @worst4least.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
oh yeah she released those like the day after i got the smudge sticks and the shine serum, i may seriously buy them in the next month or so
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mer @worst4least.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
The only make-up I’m wearing is a KJH (another brand I’m glad Instagram dragged me into) smudge stick in soft pink on my lips and cheeks
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mer @worst4least.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Rare photo on main to say I lost my mind a few weeks ago and bought pretty much all of Dieux’s skincare products except the cleansers (already have ones I like) and my 40-ish skin has never looked better.
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m @em-dash.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Incredible new details about Tracy Morgan's shark tank in this article www.vulture.com/article/sher...
Fast-forward a couple years, and you booked a role as Tracy Morgan’s wife on 30 Rock. How did that happen? 
Tina Fey offered that role to me; I didn’t have to audition. I turned it down at first because Tracy’s wife had no lines. They fully fleshed it out and called me back, and I said “yeah,” and they flew me out from L.A. Tina and Alec Baldwin were always so wonderful to me.

When they picked me up, I had just had ten White Castle cheeseburgers and was really bloated and self-conscious. The first scene was supposed to be me in lingerie during our honeymoon — I called wardrobe, and they really worked with me. Tracy Morgan scared the crap out of me because I had never met with him before. When I walked in, the first thing he said to me was, “I like you. I’m going to get you pregnant.” I was like, I thought that was just a line — you’re serious! He was very flirtatious and fun and weird. We both lived in the Trump building on 60th, and he had a shark tank in his apartment that he was not supposed to have — the guy who played Grizz had given it to him as a gift. One day, the lightbulb exploded, water came down, and all of a sudden it was like Mount Vesuvius in my apartment. I grabbed my wigs, I grabbed some clothes, and I grabbed my son, Jeffrey, all in that order.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
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mer @worst4least.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
but what’s the week after that ::the sound of klaxons, deep fryers go off::
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mer @worst4least.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
People have pointed out that Erica Kirk has three degrees like how does she not see she has BENEFITTED from FEMINISM and I’d like to point out her BA is from ASU and her JD and PhD are from Liberty so I think she’s probably a master at holding contradictory beliefs and never having the twain meet.
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 22/09/2025
this is the funniest possible way to describe GWAR
libs of tiktok melting down that GWAR did a comic bit about killing trump, which they've done with every president for years, as well as a broad range of public figures
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 22/09/2025
My man David Byrne released a new album this month
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 22/09/2025
dril racism dial tweet
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 22/09/2025
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mer @worst4least.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
LEFT ON READ FOR BEING TOO HILARIOUS, I SEE, FATHER.
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mer @worst4least.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Can’t ever get too mad when someone doesn’t respond to my texts because my own father won’t even respond to my moment of perfect observational humor
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Annie Kelly @annieknk.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Online trads going to church for the first time and finding out it's not an IRL version of their personal Based internet club always cracks me up
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Good morning. I went to church today for the first time in a couple of months. I was sad that the name of Charlie Kirk was not mentioned a single time. Other tragedies were mentioned. But at this particular Catholic church, nothing about Charlie.

What were they afraid of?

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Sep 14, 2025

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My church didn't mention Charlie Kirk or even "pray for our country". They did ask me for more money. I'm devastated.

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Sep 14, 2025

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Church was packed this morning. The pastor delivered a canned sermon that could have been written last year. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Me, drunk, trying to remember who Joey Chestnut is
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mer @worst4least.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Grinching in Okie
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a cartoon of grinch with a very angry look on his face
ALT: a cartoon of grinch with a very angry look on his face
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mer @worst4least.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
This really happened but also this is basically how I feel about all Debate Me types.
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mer @worst4least.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Chatting with an old guy neighbor this afternoon and we watched a kid on a dirt-bike careen way too fast down the street and the neighbor said, “Ah natural selection will sort that out.” We watched the kid take another corner too fast, nearly wipe out, “Like I said.”
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mer @worst4least.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
He heard people say there’s no hot guys in pro road cycling and said “bet”
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mer @worst4least.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I know there’s a lot going on right now but Filippo Ganna is still stupidly hot
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
"Well, what about the uprising in Nepal, honey? Doesn't that affect us too? I mean, do you know anything about Nepal? How, like, Gen Z is like, deposing tons of government officials over there?"
Justin Theroux in American Psycho lecturing the table about Sri Lanka
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
*two weeks later* crash out diary has been hacked
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Actual side by side split of Nikola Jokic NBA championship champagne celebration vs. Nikola Jokic random Serbian horse race victory champagne celebration
Nikola Jokic in the Nuggets locker room in a Nuggets jersey, with goggles on, half-heartedly shaking a bottle of champagne. He is neither smiling nor frowning, he is completely emotionlessNikola Jokic at a horse track in Serbia, the worlds biggest smile on his face, excitedly shaking a bottle of champagne
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mer @worst4least.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Half mesmerized by the dark lonely weirdness of Under The Skin, half yelling at myself, “You CANNOT get this haircut!!! You will HATE having to grow it out!!
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mer @worst4least.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
George RR Martin, the guy that created Ultima and Kelly Freas - those are some excellent guests of honor. (And the Driskell Hotel ghost!)
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mer @worst4least.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Delightful find at the lab today: This almost 40 yr old program for an Austin Sci-Fi convention.
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mer @worst4least.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Also I think its rude to trash whatever pet other guests or the host have?????? The dog owning supremacy is out of control.
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mer @worst4least.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Had an insane conversation back home with two of my aunts who were “ugh”-ing and flinching at my dad’s sweet, tiny cat because “well cats bite and ruin furniture and knock things over on your clothes.” Are you confusing actual demons with uh, this thing that sleeps on my legs 18hrs a day?
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mer @worst4least.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
The real victim is the former spokeman for the president of the United States.
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