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Stone Cold Jane Austen

@woolbotherer.bsky.social
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Bothers wool. Thinks animals are ok. Reads a lot. Dreams of boats and land trains. Might one day get my shit together. Like some felt art? woolbotherer.sumupstore.com Fuck AI She/her

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Ed Jefferson @edjefferson.com · 29m
is there any fanfiction about doctor who fucking the toaster yet
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 36m
Yep.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 2h
Hahahahaha
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 2h
I'm sick of real life people (not you lot), I'm sticking with trees as friends, they never try to make eye contact with me.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 2h
Everytime.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 2h
It infuriates me. People using politeness as a way of pretending they're good people. The one thing has nothing to do with the other
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Necrofrancer 🦇🐍™️ @necrofrancer.bsky.social · 2h
On a more positive note, look at my sweet haul from @woolbotherer.bsky.social 's shop
A lovely black felted cat in a glass case, a felt pumpkin, assorted cute stickers and a hand drawn cat thank you card
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 3h
My parents. Loathed Terry Pratchett (his in laws lived next door to us) loved dear old Jeffrey. Explains why i get on with them so well
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 3h
I was 4 at the time. I hope I scowled at him.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 4h
Apparently i knew Jeffrey Archer. He ran for a locak running club and was very polite and quiet according to dad.
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Ethelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 6h
Hi @woolbotherer.bsky.social I have a complaint. The box you sent me with my pumpkins in is now haunted! 👻
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 5h
Caught up with Marie who made these two on Sunday. Shes cut the puffin out and made it into a brooch! So cool!
A minion called James, felted on some felt as a 2d pictureA puffin brooch
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 5h
Art club today. No one can say I don't have a type #draw #paint #cat
A tabby cat painting/drawing A tabby cat with white paws doodle
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 5h
WoooooOOOOOOOoooooooo
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 9h
I dunno they still use random to indicate something is slightly odd rather than randomly selected
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 9h
Found this disturbing treasure trove at art club. We used to get these in our stockings every year, going to disturb the kids with them this year
The 49th GILES annualIntroduction to the giles annual by 80's star Lesley Joseph looking very much of that time. Apparently her brother got a giles annual in his stocking too
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 9h
Oh yeah never worried about the rabbits, do have to watch the bunnies don't get stroppy and attack the cats
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 19h
I’ve watched this about a hundred times www.instagram.com/reel/DeCzTqG...
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 10h
Round the park and then supervising rabbit cleaning today, he loves a straw nest. Still not certain I havent blown all my money torturing my cat for a couple of weeks, but he is enjoying life a little, if very wobbly.
A tabby cat sitting next to a bush in the parkA tabby cat in a chicken house that is occupied by rabbits sitting on their straw
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Zitronenjette @zitronenjette7.bsky.social · 11h
'Cuteness overload' #FotoVorschlag
Zu sehen sind die schwarz-weißen Pfoten einer Katze, die aus der Höhle eines Kratzbaumes rausragen
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 10h
Hello madam, not to be pushy but I have heard you may possibly have some biscuits
An unindentifiable ball of grey and white fluff, possibly slighty resembling a rabbit, with her feet on my legs
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 13h
I did that recently, to my children who told me off as I deserve
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 19h
Jeffrey Archer has died - here is the obituary of Monica Coghlan www.heraldscotland.com/news/1216989...
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Misogyny killed Monica many years before she died
When poor Monica Coghlan died in a car crash last week, it was a result both pitiful and inevitable. The rightful order had been restored. Justice had been done. Her sad, brief life was over: she had ...
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 21h
What an exhausting nightmare for everyone. I hope she gets what she needs soon :/
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
good morning
bat mug
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(kool aid man voice) ohhh yeaahhhhh
a tortoise busting through a wall
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This guy is such a mood i love him
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No food but his really boring hydrolysed stuff, so cant do that but I'm just chucking the antibiotics down him, quite used to pilling cats and hes a good chap, not too wriggly. Hes still very floppy poor guy, I hope just exhaustion and antibiotics making him feel rough
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Finding out bunnies can be grumpy little bitches is making me love them 100 times more
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They do look fab in situ, thanks for the pics!
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh no :/, they are very tempting
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It definitely represents how well my brain is working
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Franzylvania @protopigeon.lol · 05/10/2026
I've only ever heard of Hebden Bridge twice, both times today. The cottage on Rightmove, and this sign
NOTICE

WHOEVER IS PLACING THE COPYS OF PORNOGRAPHIC LITERATURE IN HERE, STOP! CORNHOLME IS A GOOD GOD FEARING CHRISTIAN VILLAGE. IF THIS FILTH IS TO YOUR LIKING MAY WE SUGGEST THAT YOU MOVE TO THECESS PIT THAT IS HEBDEN BRIDGE
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Eeek :/
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I also made a couple of penguins for examples. I may have been encouraging life and movement in my pupils. Think I might make this one into a sticker.
An egg shaped bird with eyes that are sticking out the sides of his head. Hes flapping his wings in a confused fashion
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
After all the chaos and stress yesterday I had to go and run a craft table felting at an arts festival in the afternoon. We felted penguins, one puffin (not pictured) a fox, and a robin. It was fun but I am so tired now, wow.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I loved Geordie. Well mainly the pigeons obvs
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It was no Geordie Racer.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh no the dog
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Omg I forgot we were baby sat by a neighbour who sat us all down to watch Pele the conqueror. Theres a very graphic scene of violent penis removal...think it scarred my brothers more than me but the fact that I can remember it vividly and the name of the film shows something
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I watched American werewolf at 5, werewolves were fine, the pig mask guys freaked me right out.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let the kids watch red dwarf -it's funny right, not that dark- anyway the curry monster traumatised my child ooops
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He would love that! Will do, thanks
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Its bin day cunto is my new mantra. Thanks
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He really is. And still better than all the rubbish AIs of today
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I try not to be as sneery nowadays but those two bits of media used to be the big indicators of oh you have no taste goth/metal kid edition. (Like taste matters etc etc)
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hahahah that bloody green day album. The nightmare before Christmas of music
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disasteradio / eyeliner @disasteradio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
museum worker here. there are only 17 because they keep dying of arsenic poisoning
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I always thought it was Michael, till I realised I actually wanted to be in his position and hang out with KITT. I spent so much of my childhood on my own in our ford escort talking to it. An odd child.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My first true love ♡♡♡
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