Reposted by Stone Cold Jane AustenEd Jefferson @edjefferson.com · 29mis there any fanfiction about doctor who fucking the toaster yet 242
Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 2hI'm sick of real life people (not you lot), I'm sticking with trees as friends, they never try to make eye contact with me. 1100
Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 2hIt infuriates me. People using politeness as a way of pretending they're good people. The one thing has nothing to do with the other 110
Reposted by Stone Cold Jane AustenNecrofrancer 🦇🐍™️ @necrofrancer.bsky.social · 2hOn a more positive note, look at my sweet haul from @woolbotherer.bsky.social 's shop 1102
Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 3hMy parents. Loathed Terry Pratchett (his in laws lived next door to us) loved dear old Jeffrey. Explains why i get on with them so well 1110
Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 3hI was 4 at the time. I hope I scowled at him. 1130
Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 4hApparently i knew Jeffrey Archer. He ran for a locak running club and was very polite and quiet according to dad. 260
Reposted by Stone Cold Jane AustenEthelred Goat @ethelredgoat.bsky.social · 6hHi @woolbotherer.bsky.social I have a complaint. The box you sent me with my pumpkins in is now haunted! 👻 1151
Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 5hCaught up with Marie who made these two on Sunday. Shes cut the puffin out and made it into a brooch! So cool! 050
Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 5hArt club today. No one can say I don't have a type #draw #paint #cat 080
Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 9hI dunno they still use random to indicate something is slightly odd rather than randomly selected 010
Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 9hFound this disturbing treasure trove at art club. We used to get these in our stockings every year, going to disturb the kids with them this year 040
Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 9hOh yeah never worried about the rabbits, do have to watch the bunnies don't get stroppy and attack the cats 110
Reposted by Stone Cold Jane AustenEmily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 19hI’ve watched this about a hundred times www.instagram.com/reel/DeCzTqG... 120676
Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 10hRound the park and then supervising rabbit cleaning today, he loves a straw nest. Still not certain I havent blown all my money torturing my cat for a couple of weeks, but he is enjoying life a little, if very wobbly. 1150
Reposted by Stone Cold Jane AustenZitronenjette @zitronenjette7.bsky.social · 11h'Cuteness overload' #FotoVorschlag 0292
Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 10hHello madam, not to be pushy but I have heard you may possibly have some biscuits 1170
Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 13hI did that recently, to my children who told me off as I deserve 110
Reposted by Stone Cold Jane AustenRobin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 19hJeffrey Archer has died - here is the obituary of Monica Coghlan www.heraldscotland.com/news/1216989...heraldscotland.comMisogyny killed Monica many years before she diedWhen poor Monica Coghlan died in a car crash last week, it was a result both pitiful and inevitable. The rightful order had been restored. Justice had been done. Her sad, brief life was over: she had ... 27696339
Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 21hWhat an exhausting nightmare for everyone. I hope she gets what she needs soon :/ 010
Reposted by Stone Cold Jane AustenMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026good morning 1829716
Reposted by Stone Cold Jane Austen✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026(kool aid man voice) ohhh yeaahhhhh 16535106
Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026No food but his really boring hydrolysed stuff, so cant do that but I'm just chucking the antibiotics down him, quite used to pilling cats and hes a good chap, not too wriggly. Hes still very floppy poor guy, I hope just exhaustion and antibiotics making him feel rough 100
Reposted by Stone Cold Jane AustenThe Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Finding out bunnies can be grumpy little bitches is making me love them 100 times more 2373058
Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026They do look fab in situ, thanks for the pics! 100
Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It definitely represents how well my brain is working 010
Reposted by Stone Cold Jane AustenFranzylvania @protopigeon.lol · 05/10/2026I've only ever heard of Hebden Bridge twice, both times today. The cottage on Rightmove, and this sign 3243
Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I also made a couple of penguins for examples. I may have been encouraging life and movement in my pupils. Think I might make this one into a sticker. 170
Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026After all the chaos and stress yesterday I had to go and run a craft table felting at an arts festival in the afternoon. We felted penguins, one puffin (not pictured) a fox, and a robin. It was fun but I am so tired now, wow. 3154
Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I loved Geordie. Well mainly the pigeons obvs 010
Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Omg I forgot we were baby sat by a neighbour who sat us all down to watch Pele the conqueror. Theres a very graphic scene of violent penis removal...think it scarred my brothers more than me but the fact that I can remember it vividly and the name of the film shows something 110
Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I watched American werewolf at 5, werewolves were fine, the pig mask guys freaked me right out. 070
Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Let the kids watch red dwarf -it's funny right, not that dark- anyway the curry monster traumatised my child ooops 1180
Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Its bin day cunto is my new mantra. Thanks 150
Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026He really is. And still better than all the rubbish AIs of today 010
Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I try not to be as sneery nowadays but those two bits of media used to be the big indicators of oh you have no taste goth/metal kid edition. (Like taste matters etc etc) 010
Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hahahah that bloody green day album. The nightmare before Christmas of music 110
Reposted by Stone Cold Jane Austendisasteradio / eyeliner @disasteradio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026museum worker here. there are only 17 because they keep dying of arsenic poisoning 0142
Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I always thought it was Michael, till I realised I actually wanted to be in his position and hang out with KITT. I spent so much of my childhood on my own in our ford escort talking to it. An odd child. 110