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Brian Burger

@wirelizard.bsky.social
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Cat furniture, mostly. Wargaming & figure painting & terrain. Random nerdery. Bike safety. Society for Creative Anachronism. Leftist (no, further left than that...). Fuck AI "art", fuck TERFs. Pronouns: he/him/@#$%$^! cyclist.

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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 18h
It wouldn't be helpful but my first impulse is to go find that exchange and absolutely carpet bomb that moron with profanity...
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ok I’m reliably informed it is in fact Friday today. This week has been weird. Anyway the theme today is…damaged. So let’s see broken things. As usual I’ll repost the lot and if you like something, share it! #Nerdlings #FindFolkFriday
A crashed epic scale xiphon interceptor. There’s a lot of damage. The pilot has escaped the wreck and is stalking away gun raised
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Colin Smith @colinsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Leslie Illingworth’s brilliant double-page colour carton “The Combat”, as printed in Punch magazine in Nov 1939 just a few months after the UK entered World War II.
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Cat Cosplay @catcosplay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We Rise... #Cats #Halloween #SpookySeason
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Local brewery turns out to be part-owned by a racist white supremacist turd. There's lots of good local beer brewed by much better people, thankfully. #yyj
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mini of the month - Tanks for the memories Entry 6 by @tammi.bsky.social Mr Rumbles, Hero of the Revolution!! And Keiko! #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
A close-up glamour shot of the gloriously pink Hero of the Revolution, Mr Rumbles, an armoured fighting vehicle with all-terrain tracks, extra armour, a large calibre heavy machine gun and cute little ears welded to his turret. His green sensor lens is bright, like his future, and he proudly wears the number 4 of his former unit - 4 The Revolution! Blurred by distance behind him is Keiko, pointing the way.
Among the rubble and ruins, Mr Rumbles, machine gun pointing up and forward, is alert and ready to follow the mission of his friend and companion at his side, Keiko! She has her arm out, showing the way, and looks fabulous in her pink jumpsuit that matches Mr Rumbles' armour plating! She carries a sub-machine gun and wears ear defenders with extra cat ears, just like her robot buddy! You guessed it, it was Keiko that welded those ears onto the turret of the broken AFV-4 and named him Mr Rumbles after she reactivated him.A sad Mr Rumbles tilts his turret down as he realises the mission involves yet more death and destruction. Sure, he's a top-of-the-range armoured fighting vehicle, he was built for this, and Keiko seems happy when he's all BLAM-BA-BLAM-BA-BLAM and turning the Bad Guys into meat chunks, but isn't there more to life? Keiko hasn't even noticed he's sad.
Oh well.A top-down view as Mr Rumbles and Keiko advance through the rubble heading to victory.
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mini of the month - Tanks for the memories Entry 12 by @owolf.bsky.social Da Pink Pantha (or seven Grots in a pile of scrap) #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
Da Revolushun is going well and da Gobbo’a from da Grot Freedom Committey are buildin mightey Waaghmachines from da Scrapyards of da Empereum. Dis one is moe Dakka and Zapp than is good for itself but it makes da Oppressa‘s runnin‘. 

Libaté - Egalyté - Frataneyté!

Da Revolushun is going well and da Gobbo’a from da Grot Freedom Committey are buildin mightey Waaghmachines from da Scrapyards of da Empereum. Dis one is moe Dakka and Zapp than is good for itself but it makes da Oppressa‘s runnin‘. 

Libaté - Egalyté - Frataneyté!

Da Revolushun is going well and da Gobbo’a from da Grot Freedom Committey are buildin mightey Waaghmachines from da Scrapyards of da Empereum. Dis one is moe Dakka and Zapp than is good for itself but it makes da Oppressa‘s runnin‘. 

Libaté - Egalyté - Frataneyté!

Da Revolushun is going well and da Gobbo’a from da Grot Freedom Committey are buildin mightey Waaghmachines from da Scrapyards of da Empereum. Dis one is moe Dakka and Zapp than is good for itself but it makes da Oppressa‘s runnin‘. 

Libaté - Egalyté - Frataneyté!
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mini of the month - Tanks for the memories Entry 13 by @baldygnome.bsky.social Junk gravtank #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
A boxy blue coloured flying vehicle. 70s inspired raygun cannon on top, and a pair of chunky propulsion units on the side Back of the junk gravtank. There's  kind of a bulkhead door and some random lights on the panel above it. Man this thing is really cobbled together is really doesn't look safe at all. It's emissions porbably far exceed most planetary enviornmental regulationsSide view of same vehicle. Pink glow from propulsion units and ray gun is a bit moe obvious in this oneHere it is unpainted. An astute oberver may be able to pick out some of the components that made it. These include in no paticular order a modem, portable minidisc player, soap dispener, some roll on deo applicatiors, and old bicycle lamp, various rubber washers and some googly eyes. In the fashion of George's Marvellous medicine I can't actually remember everything that went into it
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mini of the month - Tanks for the memories Entry 15 by @loganshobbylair.bsky.social "Grot Tank Kitbash" #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
"The front right view of a Grot tank painted in the Blue and white colors of the Deathskulls klan of Orks. Visible weld marks are present along the main gun and a scavenged red barrel that houses a number of exhaust stacks, rivets securing a number of extra armor plates, field repairs, and decorative "teef". Looted guard equipment is hanging from the tank's turret, and a skull is mounted at the top of the tanks antenna. The tank treads are caked in orange red dust kicked up from the environment."
"The front left view of a  Grot tank painted in the Blue and white colors of the Deathskulls klan of Orks. Visible weld marks are present along the main gun and a scavenged red barrel that houses a number of exhaust stacks, rivets securing a number of extra armor plates, field repairs, and decorative "teef". Looted guard equipment is hanging from the tank's turret, and a skull is mounted at the top of the tanks antenna. The tank treads are caked in orange red dust kicked up from the environment."
"The rear left view of a  Grot tank painted in the Blue and white colors of the Deathskulls klan of Orks. Visible weld marks are present along the main gun and a scavenged red barrel that houses a number of exhaust stacks, rivets securing a number of extra armor plates, field repairs, and decorative "teef". Looted guard equipment is hanging from the tank's turret, and a skull is mounted at the top of the tanks antenna. The tank treads are caked in orange red dust kicked up from the environment." "The rear right view of a  Grot tank painted in the Blue and white colors of the Deathskulls klan of Orks. Visible weld marks are present along the main gun and a scavenged red barrel that houses a number of exhaust stacks, rivets securing a number of extra armor plates, field repairs, and decorative "teef". Looted guard equipment is hanging from the tank's turret, and a skull is mounted at the top of the tanks antenna. The tank treads are caked in orange red dust kicked up from the environment."
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Think I’m gonna make this into a sticker but as long as it’s for personal use (or better yet, defacing Ai promotion/pollution 😈) I’m cool if anyone wants to print it out for that.
Illustration of a hydra like creature that is a hand with too many fingers. Pencils are piercing through its body. Text says “ death to ai” “ kill it with human hands”
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bookbinding is great fun, best of luck. Here's my most recent finished notebook, which will likely be a Christmas gift.
A small hardback notebook with blue and green patterned paper as a cover.A small hardback notebook, open to show the orange pastepaper used for pastedown and flyleaf pages.A small hardback notebook with blue and green patterned paper as a cover, standing open so the pattern across both covers and the spine is visible.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A.I. and corporate lingo are dragging language ynto drugged realmes of vague, airy, plastic nothingnesse: glitz and hyperbole wythout meaning. Language must have fur and clawes, make the floorboardes creake and leave wet dirtye footprintes. Wordes are rayne and fyre and stone. Wielde them. Save us.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gives "divorced dad trying to be edgy" vibes.
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 25/09/2026
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As the end of the week rolls around once again it must be that time. So this week the theme is…gold. So let’s see gold stuff. As usual I’ll repost the lot and if you like something, share it! #Nerdlings #FindFolkFriday
A celestial lions space marine. So much gold armour
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
season's changing
A collection of season-themed knightly helmets.
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We just dropped a bombshell investigation into ChatGPT's role in the Tumbler Ridge mass shooting. Incredible reporting from @markfollman.bsky.social that will have far-reaching effects...hopefully: www.motherjones.com/media/2026/0...
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ChatGPT helped the Tumbler Ridge school shooter focus on guns, tactics, and terror, our investigation reveals
OpenAI’s chatbot fed the shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the massacre.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
When Lucy from Compass Books in Dartmouth, Devon, was victim to shoplifting people told her to install CCTV. Instead she put this ancient book thief curse on the wall from the Monastery of San Pedro in Barcelona so book stealers would be consumed by "the flames of hell" with "their members blasted".
A Curse Against Stealers Of Books
For him that
stealth a book from
this place, let it
change into a
serpent in his hand
and rend him.
Let him be struck with
palsy,
& all his members 
blasted.
Let him languish in 
pain crying aloud for
mercy, & let there be be no surcease to his 
agony till he sink to
dissolution.
Let bookworms gnaw
his entrails in token of 
the Worm that diets not,
& when at last he
goeth to his final
punishment, let the
flames of
hell consume him
forever & aye.
(Monastery Of San Pedro, Barcelona.)
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ianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 23/09/2026
Remastered Myconia are in the shop now! Six different models so far, with armed/swappable fungi head variants to follow shortly. An ideal set of models with which to spore-t this friendly mycelial neighbourhood
Myconid King with staff and fungal potion. He looks angy.Two tall myconid shamblers, shambling. Fun guys.Set of three little mushroomian mobs. I can see they're already growing on you.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Real "I'm sorry you were offended" notpology. Gross.
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JewelKnightJess "R" Us 🎲🖌️🎮 @jewelknightjess.com · 19/09/2026
Delete your discover feeds, embrace niche interest feeds
Logging into miniatures painting bluesky comic

Man with fun t shirt opens door

Greeted by a room of happy folk saying hell yeah niceminis

Man is happy
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In 1994 when they were taking off but by no means massive or wielding any influence within the music industry, Green Day took gay punk band Pansy Division on tour with them. People were very vocally homophobic back then (in England, section 28 was still very much in force - not repealed until 2003!)
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ianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 18/09/2026
this is a hell of a 🧵
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey @burgundavia.bsky.social didn't a friend of yours make these stickers?
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What makes this obscene is the building Trump's threatening to demolish if he doesn't get his way, is a *memorial* to a loved president who served his country and was assassinated while in office (two things Donald is yet to accomplish). It is like Trump threatening to jackhammer JFK's gravestone.
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Jay 🏞️🔜 Howloween @telekitnetic.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
🌇🕊️ MO(U)RNING DOVE #formline #indigenousart #telekitneticart
An illustration of early dawn overlooking a cityscape of apartments and highrises, with telephone poles in the foreground. In the sky above, a formline design of a mourning dive is perched, coloured dark blue to resemble the clouds floating in the sky.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fun colourful medieval maximalism in a restored castle in Ireland. Glorious.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Really good chicken helmet. Best chicken helmet I’ve ever seen maybe.
A knight’s helmet with, inexplicably, a chicken face coming out the front
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Ben Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 13/09/2026
An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Repoost yf once upon a tyme you were a denizen of a diale-uppe BBS and wyth your entyre soule you remembir the birde-screeche-dissolvinge-ynto-static noyse
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pendraken says the beast is 6.5' in a reply. Wild.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Good lord. Does it come apart for storage and transport?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Small Gods “Fear is a strange soil. It grows obedience like corn, which grow in straight lines to make weeding easier. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground.”
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Alison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fabulous Ice Age spear thrower handle carved in the form of an animal. Known as the ‘Creeping Hyena’ it was carved from mammoth ivory around 15,000 years ago. The shaft is missing, but the hook to propel the spear is still visible. From La Madeleine rock shelter, France. 📷 by me #Archaeology
My photo shows an Upper Paleolithic spear-thrower (also known as an atlatl) carved in the form of a crouching animal, viewed in profile with head to left. Its head and neck are extended forward, low to the ground, and its legs are tucked beneath its body. It has a long downward curved tail, the pointed lower end of which ends beneath the body at lower right, forming the hook against which the tail end of the spear rests. The shaft of the spear thrower is missing. The ivory is a warm beige colour and is cracked with age in places. The sculpture is mounted on a thin metal support in a museum display case. It was found in La Madeleine rock shelter, Tursac, Dordogne, France. I saw this spear thrower on display at the Pompidou Centre, on loan from the National Prehistory Museum in Les Eyzies-de-Tayac.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The first time I heard about AK was their Holocaust-themed diorama tutorials & amazingly tone-deaf response to the public reaction. www.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama... You never get a second chance to make a first impression... & the AI thing reinforces my "never buy anything AK" impulse. Gross.
reddit.com
From the HobbyDrama community on Reddit: [Scale Modeling] When a hobby company tries to use the Holocaust and the Rwandan genocide to sell a product it does not go well.
Explore this post and more from the HobbyDrama community
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
Trade xkcd.com/3290/
Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Mini of the month - Reflections Entry 2 - by Amber (posted by @jameswildman.bsky.social) "This is the ideal male body. You make not like it, but this is what perfection looks like." #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
A photo of a Warhammer miniature diorama. Standing atop a pile of skulls wearing nothing but a helmet is a sassy Nurgling admiring itself in a cracked and rusted Slaaneshi mirror. Close-up photo so you can see the Nurgling's rosy bum cheeks.A photo of a Warhammer miniature diorama. Standing atop a pile of skulls wearing nothing but a helmet is a sassy Nurgling admiring itself in a cracked and rusted Slaaneshi mirror, propped up in the rubble of a ruined building.A photo of a Warhammer miniature diorama. Standing atop a pile of skulls wearing nothing but a helmet is a sassy Nurgling admiring itself in a cracked and rusted Slaaneshi mirror, propped up in the rubble of a ruined building.A photo of a Warhammer miniature diorama. Standing atop a pile of skulls wearing nothing but a helmet is a sassy Nurgling admiring itself in a cracked and rusted Slaaneshi mirror, propped up in the rubble of a ruined building.
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Ian McQue @ianmcque.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Souk, bazaar, arcade kinda thing
Digital painting, souk, bazaar, arcade kinda thing
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Unmute for this, especially if you haven't heard the Godmother of Rock & Roll before.
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CIHstudios @cihstudios.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The rules of the house. (I'll make 'em into stickers if they get passed around enough)
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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Katie West @katiewest.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If you're in Canada and want to tell Tim Hortons that their Harry Potter marketing campaign is shit, you can contact them here: www.timhortons.ca/support
help.timhortons.ca
Tim Hortons Help Centre
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Those are great, where are they from?
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
84 years ago today, two naked canadian sailors successfully boarded and captured a U-boat while the rest of their crew threw coke bottles at it. turns out it's hard to defend a conning tower ladder when there's a sweaty canadian butt suddenly sliding down it at speed. an "out of context" problem.
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rat-bag.bsky.social @rat-bag.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Nothing has been replaced adventurer, take the ring, enjoy an ice cold Pepsi, and take a seat
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Rafe Culpin @rafeculpin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The slightly older-school version of that is "...and have a bits box made up of the leftovers of $1000+ worth of previous purchases, which makes it easy to..."
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The "and then you use an airbrush"
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Well shit, Tim Curry is now fucking dead.
2022 exchange from the Bad Website. 
"Im not religious but i believe tim curry is having a good time in the afterlife" to which Curry replies "I totally respect you're not religious, darling, as nor am I. If you could at least wait until I'm fucking dead though that'd be smashing."
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