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Brian Burger

@wirelizard.bsky.social
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Cat furniture, mostly. Wargaming & figure painting & terrain. Random nerdery. Bike safety. Society for Creative Anachronism. Leftist (no, further left than that...). Fuck AI "art", fuck TERFs. Pronouns: he/him/@#$%$^! cyclist.

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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bookbinding is great fun, best of luck. Here's my most recent finished notebook, which will likely be a Christmas gift.
A small hardback notebook with blue and green patterned paper as a cover.A small hardback notebook, open to show the orange pastepaper used for pastedown and flyleaf pages.A small hardback notebook with blue and green patterned paper as a cover, standing open so the pattern across both covers and the spine is visible.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Well shit, Tim Curry is now fucking dead.
2022 exchange from the Bad Website. 
"Im not religious but i believe tim curry is having a good time in the afterlife" to which Curry replies "I totally respect you're not religious, darling, as nor am I. If you could at least wait until I'm fucking dead though that'd be smashing."
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It is #Caturday and the Floof continues to be photogenic. Persist, but pause to gaze upon the floof. Remember that Nazis need punching, ICE must be abolished, Canada will never be the 51st State, alt text should be included in all images, trans rights are human rights, and all cats are best cats.
A longhair fluffy brown tabby snoozes, front legs sprawled out in front of her and one magnificent ear tuft well displayed.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Finished up this little notebook. Pastedowns glued to the covers and done. Couple of quirks where I'll try things differently in the next book, but this one is done and works nicely. It might get tucked away for Christmas gifts, not sure...
Small notebook closed on a counter, the outside covered in blue linen.Inside flyleaf/pastedown of the notebook, covered in variegated purple pastepaper. Notebook being held open at a random speed of blank white pages.Spine and front cover, with the texture of the blue linen showing nicely.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Current bookbinding experiment almost finished, so some WIP shots. Linen bookcloth hardcover notebook, half-letter signatures. More notes in each photos alt text. #bookbinding
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Have a Friday Floof, Bsky. #ProofOfCat #CatSky
In which a longhair brown tabby in my lap wonders if there are treats for cat.Cloaeup of just fluffy cat fur, because she is so very fluffy.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is Sophie La Floof, who sometimes disassembles into the Terrifying Maw and who is not always in possession of a brain cell.
A cat looking to see if treats are forthcoming. The Terrifying Maw says rawr.No thoughts, only vibes.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Been experimenting with bookbinding and have just finished a hardbound version of @thomasbrandstetter.bsky.social Torpedoes & Tides wargame rules, published by Ganesha Games. Final book is a bit rough in some details but thoroughly functional.
A book standing on my hobby workbench. It's a handmade hardback edition of the wargaming rules Torpedoes and Tides, with a spine of dark red homemade bookcloth and hard covers covered in light grey paper.Same book lying on my cutting mat, showing the paper label of title and author, which are done in a vintage typewriter font.Inside cover of the book, a black and white printout of the nice cover art by Andrea Sfiligol.Random spread from inside the book.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
She's only occasionally a fizzgig, I promise.
Sideeye from a very fluffy longhair brown tabby on sitting on me.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The house cryptid says hi. #ProofOfCat #CatSky
The terrifying unearthly maw emerges from a pile of disarticulated floof to herald the end of all existence. Or it's our very fluffy brown tabby cat, lying on her back on her cat condo yawning hugely. One of those things.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
In which the Floof re-enacts the third panel. Also, yes, she sleeps just fine...
A very fluffy brown tabby stares at the camera with no thoughts, only vibes.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Couple of scenery bits from the excellent @fenrisgames.com done enough to show off. Unless I repaint the Cthuloid temple platform for a third time. Tufts on the bases still to do but I'll get those when I finish a bunch of bases all at once. #nerdlings #miniatures #wargaming
Weird temple platform and a very worn well, both resin from Fenris Games. The temple platform is about 4" front to back, the well about 3" tall and roughly 2" wide.Closeup of the well. Really nice textures on the stone and wood portions amd it looks interestingly decrepit.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It is Monday morning, here is a cat photo to reduce the Mondayness of it all. #CatSky #ProofOfCat
A fluffy fluffy brown tabby stretched across my lap, one fuzzy paw on the back of the couch next to my chair. Her fur is all rumpled from petting.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Rescue from a feral colony. Quite likes this indoor comfort thing, thank you.
A very fluffy brown tabby sprawls on a faux fur throw on a bed. She is on her back showing off a large expanse of fluffy belly, which is only moderately a trap...
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Cat check point. Sophie La Floof lounging on the bed a few mornings ago.
A longhair brown tabby on a green floral bedspread, lit by morning sunlight coming from the left.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Four MDF paint racks from Warbases filling up with dropper bottles. Paint brushes and tools in the black desk organizer in the centre. One little portable rack for paints I'm currently using.
A small hobby desk with tall paint racks at each back corner and an awful lot of clutter around and on a cutting mat.A small portable MDF rack designed to hold six dropper bottles and painted semi-gloss white, sitting on a green cutting mat with lots of hobby stuff in the background.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
See this? QRT with your ghost art. #nerdlings
Ghosts converted from a mix of 28mm plastic historical figures, with greenstuff flames and a black/green spectral paint scheme.Ghosts converted from a mix of 28mm plastic historical figures, with greenstuff flames and a black/green spectral paint scheme.Ghosts converted from a mix of 28mm plastic historical figures, with greenstuff flames and a black/green spectral paint scheme.Ghosts converted from a mix of 28mm plastic historical figures, with greenstuff flames and a black/green spectral paint scheme.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I had things to do this Caturday evening. Instead I am being cat furniture.
A long hair brown tabby curled up tight on the lap of a person wearing jeans.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Have some fictional gribbly horrors to distract from the real thing. Three trolls and a slightly disturbing campfire, anyone? Trolls by Footsore, campfire bits by The Spare Parts Emporium, sticker by Fenris. ##nerdlings #wargaming #miniatures
Three model trolls around a model firepit with a cauldron and some bones, all hanging out on a green cutting mat.A crowded hobby bench with a bunch of figures in various stages of painting and lots of tools, with a Love Miniatures Hate Fascism sticker central and in focus.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
An excellent shirt of appropriate subtlety from @fenrisgames.com
A black t-shirt with Love Miniatures Hate Fascism around a white circle with black and red hands holding paintbrush in the style of the usual antifascist logo.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
It is #Caturday and the Floof continues to be photogenic. Persist, but pause to gaze upon the floof. Remember that Nazis need punching, ICE must be abolished, Canada will never be the 51st State, alt text should be included in all images, trans rights are human rights, and all cats are best cats.
The Floof, a longhair brown tabby, rolling around on a knitted cat bed with a multicolour rat-shaped cat toy in her paws and another similar toy behind her.A longhair brown tabby rolling around on a knitted cat bed with rainbow colored toy rats on either side of her.A sleeping longhair brown tabby all curled up on a knitted cat bed, tail tucked under her chin.The Floof, a longhair brown tabby, looks up from a wicker storage cube outfitted as a cat lurk spot with a towel for padding. A Christmas ornament hangs from one corner of the cube above her head.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Seven more spectre conversions in progress. Four musketeers and three Roman auxiliary, several with skulls instead of regular heads. Spectral flames in progress. That'll give me a dozen spectres. #nerdlings #miniatures #wargaming
Four 28mm musketeers and three Roman auxiliary getting converted to ghostly spectres with greenstuff spectral flames and some skull heads. Several more rounds of greenstuff to go, you can usually only do one piece of flame per figure per session otherwise you ruin your previous greenstuff work.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
So, popped a selective drybrush of Reaper Ghost White over these dead folks and am definitely happier with the result. Also textured the ground and painted it, including a bit of spectral OSL in the Dungeon Slime bright green.
Five 28mm spectres all lined up, with their paints behind them. Top view of five 28mm spectres and their paints.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Happy with how these mixed converted figures are shaping up as ghosts and spectres, but I feel like the painting needs something extra to make them pop. White drybrush maybe? Other suggestions? #miniatures #nerdlings #wargaming
Six ghostly 28mm figures lined up on a crowded workbench with a Love Miniatures Hate Fascism sticker behind them as chudproofing.Six ghostly 28mm figures lined up on a crowded workbench with a Love Miniatures Hate Fascism sticker behind them as chudproofing.Six ghostly 28mm figures lined up on a crowded workbench with a Love Miniatures Hate Fascism sticker behind them as chudproofing.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
And the other bits of dungeon decoration, part of a magic user's study and a skull-bedecked altar of some sort.
Three pieces of miniature scenery on a green cutting mat. There's a table covered in books and magical paraphernalia, a giant monster skull with a magic circle sketched on the floor around it, and a stone altar covered in skulls from many species.Overhead view of the same three pieces on a green cutting mat.Closeup of the stone altar covered in skulls, many of them not human. The centrepiece is a demonic skull with huge horns like an antelope.Miniature table from a magic users study, covered in books, scrolls, candles,  bottles, and a single human skull.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Is the circle drawn in blood? Is it a warding circle... or a summoning circle? Do you feel lucky, adventurer? (Just finished this five minutes ago, nice fast slightly rough paint job to stop me overthinking it...)
A near-monochrome vignette of a giant skull surrounded by a magic circle with human skulls and candles as part of the circle. It's on a cutting mat surrounded by other stuff.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Map labels have been updated. We're the Wargaming Tablelands now, a fun bit of wordplay. Pretty sure the bigger group on the left is "talks about GW/40k/etc" and the smaller lobe to the right is "doesn't really talk about GW" but that's speculation and rummaging for familiar names in both parts...
Cropped screenshot of the BSky map thing with Wargaming Tablelands centred and me (wirelizard) and andycruns highlighted in pink. There's some distinct but unlabelled subgroups inside the Tablelands.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Nah, you've been re-evaluated since your screenshot was taken - now firmly clustered into TTRPG Creators & Community. No void for you?
The wyrdscience account on one side of a cluster labelled TTRPG Creators & Community.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Tucked into one lobe of Tabletop Wargaming & Miniature Painting Community looks about right for me. Really cool visualization, though I don't pretend to understand more than "tracked who follows you and what they talk about to generate connections" here...
A fairly tightly cropped screenshot of Theo's BSky user cluster map, showing Tabletop Wargaming & Miniature Painting Community as a label on a blobby section, with my username in pink in the bottom of the right hand lobe thereof.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
It is #Caturday and the Floof continues to be photogenic. Persist, but pause to gaze upon the floof. Remember that Nazis need punching, ICE must be abolished, Canada will never be the 51st State, alt text should be included in all images, trans rights are human rights, and all cats are best cats.
A very fluffy brown tabby loaf on a white sheepskin, with parts of a living room visible behind her.A fluffy brown tabby on her back, front paws curled, staring up toward the ceiling.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
These guys are very WIP but fit the theme. Warlord plastic landskneckt being greenstuffed into spectres, and a skull thing mostly from GW skullz. Turns out that flame is pretty easy to sculpt in greenstuff. Also have a sprue of random Romans that'll get the same treatment eventually.
Three landskneckt and some sort of screaming skull construct, very incomplete. Greenstuff spectral flames being added to ghost-ify them.Three landskneckt and some sort of screaming skull construct, very incomplete. Greenstuff spectral flames being added to ghost-ify them.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Crossing fingers. Rescue pets are best pets, even if this one does like chewing on my knuckles slightly too much.
A longhair brown tabby on her back, licking my finger after gnawing on it.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
It is #Caturday. Let us celebrate rescue cats being gloriously comfy and sleek and knowing they shall never want for food or comfort again in this life. Furthermore, ICE must be destroyed and fascists should be cast out from society.
A very floof brown tabby sprawled out on a green floral bedspread, tail curled over her back toes.The same fluffy brown tabby curled up in a square wicker container, tail tucked under her chin while she sleeps.A fluffy brown tabby thinks she is hidden under a knitted blanket, but her tail and part of one leg stick out.Silly Christmas photo of a fluffy brown tabby with a red Christmas bow on the top of her head and a bright red gift bag draped over her body. She looks mildly offended by these Christmas decorations.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I appear to be back on a 1/1200 naval kick. Got some small harbour scenery bits almost finished, new batch of ships just getting painted, and two new sets of rules to look forward to with a copy of Snorkers, Good Oh enroute and new coastal boat rules probably coming in February.
A crowded modeling workbench with a batch of 1/1200 WW2 ships on the right ready for paint, some in progress scenic bits in the same scale on the left, and lots and lots of other clutter all around the edges.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
The cat has her own supervisory cubicle on the floor next to my chair. It even got a bit of seasonal decoration.
A fluffy brown tabby loafs in a wicker storage cube turned on its side. A Christmas ornament hangs from one upper corner of the cube.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Spending #Caturday doing feline-supervised #nerdling #wargaming shit and trying to ignore the world, because holy shit...
Sophie La Floof, and longhair brown tabby, sits on the floor of my home office and judges. Everything. A crowded hobby desk with various 1/1200 scenery and ships, a clutter of tools and paint and glue, and all sorts of random wargaming figures around the edge of the working area.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
It is the last #Caturday of 2025, therefore cat.
A long haired brown tabby stares up at the camera from a lap, with bits of a living room visible around the edges of the tight crop.A longhair tabby wiggles around on the arm of a grey sofa.A longhair tabby half-buried in a loose pile of multicolour tissue paper, gift wrap, and fabric gift bags.A longhair brown tabby with a gift bow on the top of her head and a Christmas stocking draped over her body.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
On Hogswatchnight remember to leave brandy out for the Hogfather and a turnip out for his boars. #GNUPTerry
A glass of brandy, the bottle of brandy, and a purple topped turnip all on a dark blue cloth, left out to refresh the Hogfather upon his rounds. Or Albert.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
To make your Thursday better, here is a very dignified Floof. #ProofOfCat
A very fluffy brown-grey tabby cat sprawls across upholstery almost the same colour as she is. The twist of her body shows off lots of fluffy belly and her tongue is slurping up around her nose at the instant the photograph was taken.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Have Sophie la Floof looking cozy and absurd in a fuzzy blanket, cuddling her own tail.
A very fluffy longhair brown tabby lies on her back, all four paws in the air and tail pulled back to her chin, in the hollow between a person's knees on a brown-and-black fake fur throw.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Live wolves, and dead but restless human, and a werebunny with great gnashy teeth! Gnashy is so a word, autocarrot. ##nerdlings #wargaming #miniatures
Fenris Games loot. Twelve adult wolves (two each of six unique sculpts), two massive Dire Wolves, and three absurd wolf pups playing. There is a 28mm Lich and a big resin were rabbit rounding out the haul.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Excellent things from @fenrisgames.com including a whole pack of wolves, varied scenery detail bits, and some much-coveted sticker swag. #nerdlings #wargaming #miniatures
A varied bunch of pewter and resin miniatures in little zip lock baggies, and some stickers including the excellent troll-bait Love Miniatures Hate Fascism sticker.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Random midweek cat, because cat.
A very fluffy brown tabby cat is curled into a near perfect circle in a person's lap; the person has crossed their right leg over their left to provide a cat bed and is wearing blue jeans and a red t-thirt.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
It is #Caturday and the Floof continues to be absurd and photogenic. Persist, but pause to gaze upon the floof. Remember that Nazis need punching, Canada will never be the 51st State, alt text should be included in all images, trans rights are human rights, and all cats are best cats.
A fluffy brown tabby lies on her back, gazing offscreen with her mouth partially open. Four curled feetsies and lots of fluffy belly are visible.A fluffy longhair brown tabby upright this time, lying on her side.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Still Caturday here. Have a cat pic.
A fluffy brown tabby partially on her back shows one fang to the camera. She is squinting and blurry as she rolls around on her cat condo like the fluffy goofball she is.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Um, welp. That's a thing. And I still wish ill up on JK Rowling and all TERFs, especially the ones with far too much money.
In which Rhianna Pratchett likes my post pointing out the absurdity of Pterry being a TERF...
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
It is #Caturday and the Floof continues to be photogenic. Persist, but pause to gaze upon the floof. Remember that Nazis need punching, Canada will never be the 51st State, alt text should be included in all images, trans rights are human rights, and all cats are best cats.
A fluffy brown tabby with her head cocked to one side stares up and off-camera.A long hair brown tabby is seen top down, sprawled across a person's lap with a computer keyboard in the background.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Last weekend I got to cuddle baby goats at a medieval club event. It was great. Baby goats are both cuddlier and louder than I expected.
A slightly sunburnt grinning man in a linen tunic cuddles a small baby goat, which appears to be trying to eat the tunic.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
You mean this isn't a Purebred Floof Goblin?
A longhair brown tabby stares up at the camera from a wood floor.
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Brian Burger @wirelizard.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
It is #Caturday and today we have a triptich of kinetic feline goblin pics! Persist, but pause to gaze upon the floof. Remember that Nazis need punching, Canada will never be the 51st State, alt text should be included in all images, trans rights are human rights, and all cats are best cats.
A longhair brown tabby in my lap at a computer desk contemplates mayhem.A slightly blurry longhair brown tabby plays the bap bap bap game with my sleeve.A fully blurry longhair brown tabby in full mayhem goblin mode attacking my sleeve, shortly before being tipped off my lap...
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