Pauline Murphy @whiskeyburrito.bsky.social · 22/03/2025SATURDAY NIGHT SHOW AT 9PM. 8PM OPEN MIC BEFOREHAND! 000
Reposted by Pauline MurphyThe Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 05/03/2025For almost 20 years, Marley the penguin has been an artist. More recently, her fame has skyrocketed.washingtonpost.comViral penguin video charms fans: ‘What am I doing with my life and why is it not this’A video of an enthusiastic penguin who paints has amused millions of people. 512811
Reposted by Pauline MurphyWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 04/03/2025Not to brag, but we’re pretty confident this is the best sticker on the planet (just ask your dog). Get yours now through the link below! www.weratedogs.com?utm_source=b... 262755148
Reposted by Pauline MurphyRilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Busta Rhymes missed a "They Not Like Bus'" opportunity 011
Reposted by Pauline MurphyWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 04/03/2025This is Bowser. He thought the doorstop was a back scratcher at first, but then realized it is actually an enemy. 12/10 746617549
Reposted by Pauline MurphyThe Onion @theonion.com · 04/03/2025DoorDash Order Arrives In Humiliatingly Large Bag theonion.com/doordash-ord... 182450129
Reposted by Pauline MurphyBrendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 04/03/2025a 16 year-old DOGE staffer known only as TesticulusMaxxximus1488 just moved the stone tortoise that was restraining the 36 Heavenly Spirits and the 72 Earthly Fiends, buckle up everybody 241293240
Reposted by Pauline MurphyEvan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 04/03/2025I mean ya basically www.latimes.com/entertainmen...latimes.comMultiple women accuse comedian Chris D'Elia of sexual assault and abuseThree years after misconduct allegations against Chris D'Elia began to surface, several other women have come forward with their own stories. 471
Reposted by Pauline Murphybenjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Please reply with approx 5 bullets you say 121058288
Reposted by Pauline MurphyAlex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Looks like Hooters went tits up. 141
Reposted by Pauline MurphyEvan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I’m so broke that any time I get a significantly large deposit into my bank account they’re like “hey, so we’re just going to hold onto this for 24 hours until we can prove you’re supposed to have it” 2844
Reposted by Pauline MurphyICE must be destroyed 🏳️⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 22/02/2025It's so unhinged to see the Nazi salute shit even being called a dogwhistle like no that is a Nazi salute!!!!!! That's just saying it out loud!!!!! Moreover, ICE must be destroyed 16767122
Reposted by Pauline Murphyeve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 22/02/2025A thing I admire about billy corgan is he heard his voice and was like I'm going to be the lead singer of a band and people are going to enjoy listening to this and he was right 1414586196
Reposted by Pauline MurphyLynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan.bsky.social · 16/02/2025This might be a little too inside baseball, but! 25012
Reposted by Pauline MurphySheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 01/02/2025And there's no one weird trick to activism. Everyone and anyone can be an activist. Find something you're good at that helps people survive this, do it over and over again, and presto! you're an activist now. It really is that simple. You don't have to do every activism. Just do what you can. 126163
Pauline Murphy @whiskeyburrito.bsky.social · 01/02/2025I'm too hungry for this right now. Just salivated. 151
Pauline Murphy @whiskeyburrito.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Comedy show tonight at Paradise Island 8PM! 225 Ellis St 010
Reposted by Pauline MurphyThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/01/2025Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All theonion.com/pentago... 546680920
Reposted by Pauline Murphy15/10 Foundation @15outof10.org · 27/01/2025With your support on Friday, Aurora was able to go to the hospital and get the urgent care she needed. Her appetite picked up, her seizures stopped, and she’s since been discharged! She’s now starting to come out of her shell in foster care. We’ll keep you pupdated on her journey here ❤️🩹 13175359
Reposted by Pauline MurphyThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/01/2025Girlfriend Likes Part When MMA Fighters Hug 251690114
Reposted by Pauline MurphyWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 27/01/2025This kid slightly misunderstood their homework assignment and we could not possibly love it more. 12/10 111125801157
Reposted by Pauline MurphyAlice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 26/01/2025this won’t become a squirrel page I swear I just wanna share this one of Pete sticking his tongue out 726714
Reposted by Pauline MurphyThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/01/2025New Square Feature Allows Customers To Tip With Bible Quote theonion.com/new-squ... 874550408
Reposted by Pauline MurphyPretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 24/01/2025All my rights gone 1422
Reposted by Pauline Murphyeve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 26/01/2025You used to be able to walk into a store and buy CDs 132137285
Reposted by Pauline MurphyFrancesco Francavilla @ffrancavilla.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Saturday Night Fever (in Gotham) #SoundOn 223329
Reposted by Pauline MurphyRilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 25/01/2025I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT ITS MOONS 011
Reposted by Pauline MurphyAlex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 24/01/2025This wasn't on my bingo card. I mean, c'mon... LOOK AT THEM.usatoday.comBill Burr, Billy Corgan address whether they're half-brothersComedian Bill Burr was surprised on a podcast by Smashing Pumpkins star Billy Corgan, who previously suggested they may have the same father. 152
Reposted by Pauline Murphyeve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I drive a subaru and people always think they're illuminating me when they tell me it's the lesbian car like that's not the reason i got it 1012745105
Pauline Murphy @whiskeyburrito.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Got the Sabrina Carpenter shaken espresso, but they forgot the brown sugar so it just tastes like ess. 101
Reposted by Pauline MurphyBenny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Monkey that throws its poop playing fetch with a dung beetle that rolls it right back in a perfect ball 0454
Reposted by Pauline MurphyEvan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Pushing my political and anti cop jokes just close enough to the edge that I get a visit from the feds but they can’t really do anything 0162
Reposted by Pauline Murphylukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Here are some nice mushrooms 523354991541
Reposted by Pauline Murphystef rose @stefinitely.cool · 22/01/2025The thing is, I feel like if someone truly, accidentally, & unintentionally made a n*zi salute on a national stage, they would be appropriately horrified by it and apologize. And when they don’t ….. it says everything. 431197872909
Reposted by Pauline MurphyBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/01/2025No animal thing is better than your cat missing a jump or tipping over the edge of a table and just eating shit. It’s like seeing a fancy butler slip on a banana peel. 772718184
Reposted by Pauline MurphyDan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Guy who thinks condom is short for condominium 141
Reposted by Pauline MurphyThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/01/2025Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole theonion.com/trump-c... 377124532101
