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Alice Hamilton

@alicehamilton.bsky.social
1.2K followers 146 following 656 posts

“Comedian” 🇵🇸 “As a woman with a public profile, I get my own share of threats and abuse, and, unpopular as this opinion may be, I believe the onus is on those of us who feel able to weather the storm, to do so.” - Caroline Criado Perez

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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
watching my boyfriend fall in love with Alan Cumming has been the highlight of starting the Traitors
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Roland Emmerich Art Installation Piece
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
my dad offered to help me buy a car but idk if I want to bring insurance payments and gasoline prices back into my life. I’d rather fight the occasional incel on the bus than give half my paycheck to basic vehicle maintenance.
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
it’s a good thing I didn’t do this podcast 4 years ago when I first thought of it cuz I came up with the best name for it just last year.
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
when you ate nearly a quart of paint before realizing it wasn’t yogurt
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
the worst dog actor I’ve ever seen is the German Shepard in Ricky Gervais’ show After Life. that dog showed Ricky no affection. Always running away or staring at its handler off screen.
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I know it’s not the most important thing right now but Whitney Cummings is profoundly stupid.
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
walmart is such a successful company because their business model is the stanford prison experiment
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
My husband was on the 2 train and a guy started braying about how Renee Good deserved to die and her "lesbian lover" did too. My husband got pissed and said, "You're absolutely disgusting." "Fuck you!" the guy said. "Fuck YOU!" my husband said. The guy left. See? We just need to talk to each other.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
WASHINGTON (AP) — Claudette Colvin, whose refusal to move seats on a segregated bus helped spark the civil rights movement, dies at 86.
A photo of Claudette Colvin in a red sweater
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
wanna see a creepy old picture from my Sunday school fifth grade graduation? we look like little brides. idk why my mom thought sending this to me would smooth things over 😂
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
holding a baby
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
kristen wiig is so funny
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
pure class
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
my new years rezzie is to grow my afro bigger and work harder on my magnum opus.
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
my family does not support my lifestyle 😭
texted my sister a picture of a squirrel that had climbed on your my torso. her response was to ask me if I’m secretly a white woman
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
it hurts to laugh so I’m trying not to… which makes everything funnier… I should stop watching taskmaster…
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
there’s this Finnish Christmas themed horror movie called Rare Exports and it’s a masterpiece
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I want to die (I have the sniffles)
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
my favorite last minute Halloween costume of all time. Oct 2019. Slutty Mickey Mouse.
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Jeff May @heytherejeffro.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Hell yeah, that's the exact age my grandma's heart exploded
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I’m firing my wife tonight before she can do this to me
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Happy Thanksgiving 🐿️
and adorable squirrel with its back feet on the ground and its paws on the bottom fence railing like he’s placing an order at the counter
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
this is the dumbest turkey pardoning and it’s already such a stupid thing to do
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
stop putting bugs in the salads?
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
new “blacks rule” just dropped
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
The Fugitive Slave App
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
aw yeah I love when celebrity mansions include me 🥰
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
feels illegal …
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Got rained on
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
sweet girl
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I wanna get ahead of this… yes I was there. yes I had bottles of canola oil. but I DID NOT slicken his walkway!!
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I found a female owned comedy club that’s going to let me record my podcast there! the podcast was supposed to be my big project for 2025 but it looks like it’ll be 2026.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
this is horrible but every time I hear from Megyn Kelly I think of her weirdly named children. Yates, Yardley, and Thatcher. Guess the genders.
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
they said 28 Years Later was bad…. And they were right… great performances. filmed well. compelling characters and a cool new villain… but there’s no salvaging that plot 😐
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
wasting time talking to psychics instead of studying
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I pray a vicious slip n fall in the shower for Chuck Schumer
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
The legendary cat meme that started an era
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
my sisters shirt 😭
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
been waiting for a book about Marsha 😭 I am so excited
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
oh hell yeah
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toymachinesh 🍁 @toymachinesh.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Haha unless
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
alright…. time to figure out a costume
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
this is not a good piece. you don’t have to go on dates with men whose dating profile says “anti white genocide” to learn more about their political views. nothing was learned here.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
"We won't do anything"
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Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Idk how many times I’ve listened to it. no skips.
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