Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 07/03/2026watching my boyfriend fall in love with Alan Cumming has been the highlight of starting the Traitors 040
Reposted by Alice HamiltonJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Roland Emmerich Art Installation Piece 430621
Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 11/02/2026my dad offered to help me buy a car but idk if I want to bring insurance payments and gasoline prices back into my life. I’d rather fight the occasional incel on the bus than give half my paycheck to basic vehicle maintenance. 140
Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 28/01/2026it’s a good thing I didn’t do this podcast 4 years ago when I first thought of it cuz I came up with the best name for it just last year. 180
Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 23/01/2026when you ate nearly a quart of paint before realizing it wasn’t yogurt 1100
Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 22/01/2026the worst dog actor I’ve ever seen is the German Shepard in Ricky Gervais’ show After Life. that dog showed Ricky no affection. Always running away or staring at its handler off screen. 161
Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 19/01/2026I know it’s not the most important thing right now but Whitney Cummings is profoundly stupid. 260
Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 16/01/2026walmart is such a successful company because their business model is the stanford prison experiment 0110
Reposted by Alice HamiltonMark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 14/01/2026My husband was on the 2 train and a guy started braying about how Renee Good deserved to die and her "lesbian lover" did too. My husband got pissed and said, "You're absolutely disgusting." "Fuck you!" the guy said. "Fuck YOU!" my husband said. The guy left. See? We just need to talk to each other. 427226182604
Reposted by Alice HamiltonPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 13/01/2026WASHINGTON (AP) — Claudette Colvin, whose refusal to move seats on a segregated bus helped spark the civil rights movement, dies at 86. 425158914381
Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 11/01/2026wanna see a creepy old picture from my Sunday school fifth grade graduation? we look like little brides. idk why my mom thought sending this to me would smooth things over 😂 290
Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 02/01/2026my new years rezzie is to grow my afro bigger and work harder on my magnum opus. 1110
Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 28/12/2025it hurts to laugh so I’m trying not to… which makes everything funnier… I should stop watching taskmaster… 090
Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 25/12/2025there’s this Finnish Christmas themed horror movie called Rare Exports and it’s a masterpiece 040
Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 06/12/2025my favorite last minute Halloween costume of all time. Oct 2019. Slutty Mickey Mouse. 3130
Reposted by Alice HamiltonJeff May @heytherejeffro.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Hell yeah, that's the exact age my grandma's heart exploded 3301
Reposted by Alice Hamilton🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 27/11/2025I’m firing my wife tonight before she can do this to me 292197167
Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 25/11/2025this is the dumbest turkey pardoning and it’s already such a stupid thing to do 050
Reposted by Alice HamiltonBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny. 20580841181
Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 18/11/2025aw yeah I love when celebrity mansions include me 🥰 070
Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 15/11/2025I wanna get ahead of this… yes I was there. yes I had bottles of canola oil. but I DID NOT slicken his walkway!! 040
Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 15/11/2025I found a female owned comedy club that’s going to let me record my podcast there! the podcast was supposed to be my big project for 2025 but it looks like it’ll be 2026. 2321
Reposted by Alice Hamiltonwint @dril.bsky.social · 13/11/2025wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times" 535795835
Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 13/11/2025this is horrible but every time I hear from Megyn Kelly I think of her weirdly named children. Yates, Yardley, and Thatcher. Guess the genders. 350
Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 12/11/2025they said 28 Years Later was bad…. And they were right… great performances. filmed well. compelling characters and a cool new villain… but there’s no salvaging that plot 😐 020
Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 11/11/2025wasting time talking to psychics instead of studying 2233
Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 11/11/2025I pray a vicious slip n fall in the shower for Chuck Schumer 150
Reposted by Alice HamiltonOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 10/11/2025The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling 10332901375
Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 06/11/2025been waiting for a book about Marsha 😭 I am so excited 050
Reposted by Alice Hamiltontoymachinesh 🍁 @toymachinesh.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Haha unless 2934121506
Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 31/10/2025this is not a good piece. you don’t have to go on dates with men whose dating profile says “anti white genocide” to learn more about their political views. nothing was learned here. 3240
Reposted by Alice HamiltonGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 31/10/2025"We won't do anything" 1217317
Alice Hamilton @alicehamilton.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Idk how many times I’ve listened to it. no skips. 130