Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Hold up when did Threads get this based? 0247
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I realized you can’t post link in bios here after tweeting this so here’s the link youtube.com/@evmersion?s...youtube.comMr EVideo game reviews and retrospectives. Commentary on the strange side of culture. 080
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Hey I made a video game and strange culture YouTube channel! Please like and subscribe! I tried to make the video funny/interesting even if you don’t know anything about GTA or video games. Link in my bio 050
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 16/01/2026All I’m saying is, if you killed an ICE right in front of me… well, I miraculously wouldn’t see a thing. Power of the lord I guess 0120
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Cyberpunk 2077 has one of the worst radio soundtracks ever. More than once I’ve found myself saying out loud “this might be the worst song I’ve ever heard in my life” 031
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Pretty funny that Joe Rogan does all these experimental treatments to extend his lifespan, when he’s just going to die the minute Liver King finally gets his hands on him. 081
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 06/01/2026I started a video game and culture commentary channel on YouTube, this is my first video. Please flow and watch it, I tried to make it funny even for someone who isn’t super familiar with the subject youtu.be/ECibBJMGa_w?...youtu.beHidden Games in GTA 6YouTube video by Mr E 040
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 29/12/2025This guy on TikTok made a video about ChatGPT having “retrocogntion.” As in, he thinks that the language model software, has magical clairvoyant powers to remote-view any moment in the past. ChatGPT isn’t sentient, and sure as fuck isn’t psychic, you medieval villager level fucking idiots 3304
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Nvidia CEO needs to be given a full Luigi 040
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 16/12/2025I was like “I live in an apartment complex.” And he was like “well tell your building manager about solar panels.” Ya idiot, I’ll go pitch that to the building manager I never see for a building I don’t want to live in 061
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 16/12/2025my only conservative family members falls for every scam and get-rich-quick scheme. Last two times I have interacted with him he tried to pitch me a solar-panel pyramid scheme. One of like the top 5 most googlable scams. 140
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 16/12/2025I have very few conservative family members, and the ones I do have are at least self aware enough to know I’m smarter than them, and not to say shit about it 090
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Andy Serkis is making a “non political” Animal Farm movie. How long until we find out this dude is a fucking weirdo conservative? Like how much longer do I have to act like I respect a guy for getting in front of a green screen and pretending to be like a monkey or dolphin-man or whatever the fuck? 050
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 16/12/2025When Trump dies I’m going to literally throw a party and mock his family to their fucking faces. Fuck it, I hope they get Barron too. 061
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Mention Kill Tony even passively online, and the biggest fucking dry-dick loser you have ever interacted with will crawl out of the floorboards to misspell a bunch of insults at you 160
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 12/12/2025If anyone wants a nice photographic list of the people who need to get a full “Luigi Mangione Special” 1183
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Theres a handful of nerd chicks on TikTok telling me I’m hot right now. I’m fucking back baby! 090
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 10/12/2025The only members of the LAPD I’ve ever interacted with, deserve to be dead. Most incompetent, power hungry, low-IQ, racist, tiny dick loser subhumans on the planet. 070
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 10/12/2025It’s so funny that Joe Rogan just wanted to be rich and write jokes, but he’s so fucking greedy that now he’s put himself in a position where he must die or be killed for the good of the world. What a dumbfuck. 080
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 10/12/2025A new Christmas special, “Bullets On ICE.” Where this holiday season, we introduce high caliber bullets to the skulls of ICE agents. It’s a wonderful magical holiday extravaganza for the whole family! 081
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 08/12/2025I’ve been playing a lot of blue collar working men or high level body guards/personal security guys, in vertical shorts produced by Chinese companies. That’s currently the highest source of income I have in my life. 050
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Doctor doesn’t like it when they ask about adverse side effects from my medication and I say “the high wore off too fast” 060
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Joe Rogan in the mid 2000s “Christians are dumber than retarded children” Joe Rogan Now “I think that Gronk may be the next coming of our lord and savior Jesus Christ” 3142
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 07/12/2025So funny that these soft ass billionaire pussies consider themselves “masculine leadership.” 190
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 06/12/2025The best part about Elon and Peter Thiel being brutally killed, is that it would scare the shit out of Joe Rogan. 030
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Seems like the best way to muderder a billionaire is to sell him tainted ketamine. Some dealer out there needs to do us all a favor and slip these fuckers some fentianl mixed with rat poison 040
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 05/12/2025“The Fable” on Hulu is my current favorite new show. It’s my favorite sub-genre of fiction “gritty, subdued, Neo-noir action crime thriller.” But it’s also a pure comedy in a sub-genre that often is overwhelmingly grim and self-serious. 020
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I filmed this 6 years go. Feels like 15. My new material is better and I’m much more grounded as a person now. But I’ve also become disillusioned with the what stand up has become. Business and politically. I think some time in the next two years I’m going to film a new one. youtu.be/ok1hAizriJo?...youtu.beEvan Leslie: I Believe in AliensYouTube video by Evan Jones 020
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 04/12/2025I have it from a very good source that Tony Hinchcliffe is currently in the throws of heavy Ketamine addiction that he developed while partying with a billionaire in Austin who apparently isn’t Elon. 251
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 03/12/2025So glad I got to live during the peak shoplifting era betweeen the start of “self-check out” but before the dawn of facial recognition software 040
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 02/12/2025It took me fucking years for it to click, but I think I’m finally locked in on Cyber Punk 2077. Shit is hitting different for some reason. 120
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Captial “G” Gamers using “NPC” as an insult is strange, NPCs have some of the deepest and most complex inter geometry and AI programming behind them, compared to basically any aspect of game creation. 0120
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Stand up comedy has disappointed and pissed me off so much, that I have just started learning how to make 3D animation and coding for video game engines. Like fuck all this in jut going to build an entirely new world without this shit in it 031
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 30/11/2025This is true but also a joke. I’m chill with like 99% of furries. It’s AI dorks that are the weird freaks 070
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 30/11/2025I made fun of AI dorks and now a bunch of furies are very mad at me. I should have known there was a huge crossover between AI and people who need to draw cartoon horses fucking in order to jerk off 030
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Never take your foot off the the neck of AI dorks 2122
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Some AI loving loser tried to insult me on Threads. His pinned tweet is him saying he’s going to “make a living off of art.” 🤣 Anyway, listen to the complete dog-shit “music” this dude thinks he’s going to make a living off of. AI guys are the most dilusuinal virgin losers on the planet 150
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 28/11/2025was on set. crew member kept trying to brag to everyone about how good he’s gotten at promting AI. No one gave a single fuck. They actively avoided talking to him. He was so proud of himself for being able to “prompt it PERFECTLY!” These losers are social pariahs, nobody likes or respects in person. 070
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Googling “Anime I can show my dad that won’t be awkward as fuck to watch together” 120
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Can’t wait to watch neither of these guys be able to do any of their own stunts because they’re old as fuck and the insurance would be too much for the movies total budget 250
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 25/11/2025A lot of the comedians I used to be friends with, who have connected themselves to the Joe Rogan train for money, don’t speak to me anymore. Some have even directly told me I’m “too angry now.” Nah, you’re too much of a sellout pussy now, and I’m speaking the fucking truth with harsh overtones. 280
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Imagine being stupid and weak enough to be an Evangelical Christian? I mean truly the dumbest fucking loser pieces of shit in America. Complete idiot tools 461
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 20/11/2025The cult like churchification of Comedy Clubs under all this Rogan podcast bullshit is disgusting. These aren’t “sacred places.” They’re just buildings with microphones in them. They shouldn’t be the end all be all of an entire art form and they shouldn’t be elevated in a pedestal. 150
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 20/11/2025For years I’ve been trying to capture a good video of me in my flow on stage doing stand up. So I could send it in for submission to festivals and clubs. But fuck that. Now I’m going to use all my equipment to record one show, every month at one venue, and make people want to travel to me to see it. 030
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Attack on Titan knows that nothing is scarier than a big ol naked guy smiling. 060
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 18/11/2025AI is the most over-invested trendy fad in the history of the United States economy. It’s about to collapse, hard, and a bunch of rich people are going to start killing themselves. Can’t wait to see it. 5362
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Oh you did ayahuasca once and it changed the trajectory of your entire life? Sounds like you have a low tolerance to ayahuasca. Sounds like you’re an ayahuasca light weight. I did ayahuasca and was like “ya that was pretty cool” and moved on like a champ. 020
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Taking an historic walking tour and I keep stopping the tour guide to ask “so is this… old?” 030
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Deepak Chopra is on the Epstein list. Between that, defending Peter Theil, and being besties with Joe Rogan, Duncan Trussell has one of the worst senses of what a “good person” is. Dude acts like he’s connected to spiritual wavelengths and he can’t even sense evil in front of his face. 0124
Evan Leslie Jokes @evanlesliejones.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Pretty crazy that saying “I want to kill a pedophile” could currently get you a visit from the Secret Service 090
