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Rilli Tho.

@rillitho.bsky.social
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Real Compliments, Fake Nails. New Yorker all day. Med nerd. Jokes. face. Bring your friends over here from that other place, please. Pero also, my thyroid is so pronounced, it's in diacritical condition

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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 23h
My milk bit and Chris Fleming's cheese bit need to mate.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 23h
Hibernophobia makes sense, but like for the fear part.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Men are from Mars, send Elon to Venus
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Convincing Gemini that Elon Musk is dumb. Please join.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hot Cinnamon Spice is a tea for paralegals who had HEARD that law firms could be this bad, but their dental just kicked in
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How much money does Sebastian Maniscalco owe to his grandmother for leaking the recipe to Sunday's sauce?
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Funk Flex just said "New Drake coming up!" Then proceeds to grab potpourri flakes of 2015 Drake and call it new. The laziest lyrics he probably had someone write for him. I turned off the radio.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Executing average ADL's shouldn't feel like the triumph it does right now.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Vulcan = volcano
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A shareholders and Orange Loyalist told that guy to call it "Super Intelligence," because advertising is everything. Wrong guy for the job, though. (In every way)
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Men who just can't should just probably start making boyfriend deep-fakes.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is oughttistic a dream deferred
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As a kid, I always wondered how Seinfeld had a different girl he was dating every episode. More on this later. Poorer people have blackballed me.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Which plastic cookware broke turmeric's heart?
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
COPD yeah you know me
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm not a life enthusiast. It's like how there are people who are body-positive, body-negative, and body neutral. Im life-neutral. Like...I have one
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's a seamless transition to professional cleaning if you've ever dated a straight dude.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ben Rice is First Communion in the face and Last Rites on the field.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rhett Butler will see right through this
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My ChatGPT acts like everything is a bit. It's almost like i trained it to do exactly that.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 27/09/2026
Run, don't walk, to vote.nyc/page/register-vote. Register to vote by October 24 so that you can vote on faster, more efficient government.
vote.nyc
Register to Vote | NYC Board of Elections
You can register to vote online, in-person, or by mail.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Somebody in the world gotta remember Kwiyung Grocery in Chelsea, NYC.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Eipsteinth
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If matter can neither be created nor destroyed, explain my gray matter.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spent my last money on Breathe Right Strips. Thanks, Dick Cheney.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Someone. SOMEONE. Has to tell Philly Puerto Ricans about that haircut. Ojála k más Dominicanos fix that shit
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Im gonna send this to all my other friends who are up at 3:30 am
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We are going to see a cultural, effervescent denial that will regress to piety pseudonoma I haven't slept, and im fresh out of notebooks
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I need a real notebook again.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My weighted blanket is elsewhere. What are alternatives? Serious and absurdly serious responses are desired.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"I am the inspiration That made lady sing the blues" -Boondocks theme Note: get back to this later @psantora.bsky.social got me :^)
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No one knows what lesbian sex is. Stop asking.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I had a nightmare that I turned to the right during the "Cha-Cha Slide." What's next?! UNCLAPPING MY HANDS?!
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I gotta look up again why Chavez flipped the horse on the flag horizontally.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Im depressed enough to do Hot Ones confidently.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I sucked my thumb for so long that I still have a scar.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Excuse me, my thumb isn't broken. I'm just ThumbzMINNING
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Restraining orders are just seen as a challenge to the assaulting party. There's gotta be another way.
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"The price of heating oil, a fuel that is very similar to diesel, is up roughly 60% since the start of the war in Iran on Feb. 28. "Many Americans are heading into a 'much more expensive' winter..." www.nytimes.com/2026/09/18/b...
nytimes.com
Why the Iran War Will Make Heating Oil More Expensive for Some This Winter
The cost of heating oil, which is similar to diesel and used extensively in Northeastern states, has climbed sharply because of the war in Iran.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is it too late to start a women's pirate boat
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You know what we vould use more than dancing robots? Robotics that helped injured or older dancers to dance again. #IfTheBoysJustLetMeAroundTheRobotsWHENIWASONTHEROBOTICSTEAM
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
D'Angelo sings like if you're sending confetti balloons up to Heaven, and you won't even be mad at how pervasive the confetti is that hits the floor that you can never truly clean. BECAUSE IT'S D'ANGELO CONFETTI!
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There's gotta be a German word for the fear of a scar in your hand resembling a face.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The world was thrown at New Yorkers
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Have Flock cameras helped find any missing persons? Only legit reason I can muster up to justify their existence.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just got coriander that smells like Port Authority in the 90's. Help.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Scrolling is watching desperation put whichever foot forward it chooses.
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Big Orthodontics don't want you to know that you can just put something kinda big accidentally between your teeth
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Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Headphones: Low Battery. Me: Stop talking bout my energy level like that!
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