Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Convincing Gemini that Elon Musk is dumb. Please join. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hot Cinnamon Spice is a tea for paralegals who had HEARD that law firms could be this bad, but their dental just kicked in 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026How much money does Sebastian Maniscalco owe to his grandmother for leaking the recipe to Sunday's sauce? 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Funk Flex just said "New Drake coming up!" Then proceeds to grab potpourri flakes of 2015 Drake and call it new. The laziest lyrics he probably had someone write for him. I turned off the radio. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Executing average ADL's shouldn't feel like the triumph it does right now. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A shareholders and Orange Loyalist told that guy to call it "Super Intelligence," because advertising is everything. Wrong guy for the job, though. (In every way) 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Men who just can't should just probably start making boyfriend deep-fakes. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026As a kid, I always wondered how Seinfeld had a different girl he was dating every episode. More on this later. Poorer people have blackballed me. 110
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm not a life enthusiast. It's like how there are people who are body-positive, body-negative, and body neutral. Im life-neutral. Like...I have one 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's a seamless transition to professional cleaning if you've ever dated a straight dude. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ben Rice is First Communion in the face and Last Rites on the field. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My ChatGPT acts like everything is a bit. It's almost like i trained it to do exactly that. 000
Reposted by Rilli Tho.Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 27/09/2026Run, don't walk, to vote.nyc/page/register-vote. Register to vote by October 24 so that you can vote on faster, more efficient government.vote.nycRegister to Vote | NYC Board of ElectionsYou can register to vote online, in-person, or by mail. 7358531727
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Somebody in the world gotta remember Kwiyung Grocery in Chelsea, NYC. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If matter can neither be created nor destroyed, explain my gray matter. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Spent my last money on Breathe Right Strips. Thanks, Dick Cheney. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Someone. SOMEONE. Has to tell Philly Puerto Ricans about that haircut. Ojála k más Dominicanos fix that shit 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Im gonna send this to all my other friends who are up at 3:30 am 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We are going to see a cultural, effervescent denial that will regress to piety pseudonoma I haven't slept, and im fresh out of notebooks 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My weighted blanket is elsewhere. What are alternatives? Serious and absurdly serious responses are desired. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"I am the inspiration That made lady sing the blues" -Boondocks theme Note: get back to this later @psantora.bsky.social got me :^) 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I had a nightmare that I turned to the right during the "Cha-Cha Slide." What's next?! UNCLAPPING MY HANDS?! 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I gotta look up again why Chavez flipped the horse on the flag horizontally. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I sucked my thumb for so long that I still have a scar. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Excuse me, my thumb isn't broken. I'm just ThumbzMINNING 002
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Restraining orders are just seen as a challenge to the assaulting party. There's gotta be another way. 000
Reposted by Rilli Tho.Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"The price of heating oil, a fuel that is very similar to diesel, is up roughly 60% since the start of the war in Iran on Feb. 28. "Many Americans are heading into a 'much more expensive' winter..." www.nytimes.com/2026/09/18/b...nytimes.comWhy the Iran War Will Make Heating Oil More Expensive for Some This WinterThe cost of heating oil, which is similar to diesel and used extensively in Northeastern states, has climbed sharply because of the war in Iran. 1192060886
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You know what we vould use more than dancing robots? Robotics that helped injured or older dancers to dance again. #IfTheBoysJustLetMeAroundTheRobotsWHENIWASONTHEROBOTICSTEAM 100
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 17/09/2026D'Angelo sings like if you're sending confetti balloons up to Heaven, and you won't even be mad at how pervasive the confetti is that hits the floor that you can never truly clean. BECAUSE IT'S D'ANGELO CONFETTI! 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 15/09/2026There's gotta be a German word for the fear of a scar in your hand resembling a face. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Have Flock cameras helped find any missing persons? Only legit reason I can muster up to justify their existence. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I just got coriander that smells like Port Authority in the 90's. Help. 100
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Scrolling is watching desperation put whichever foot forward it chooses. 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Big Orthodontics don't want you to know that you can just put something kinda big accidentally between your teeth 000
Rilli Tho. @rillitho.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Headphones: Low Battery. Me: Stop talking bout my energy level like that! 000