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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Native New Yorkers, what was the first big city you visited? I saw DC first, and I remember being impressed with the Washington Metro.

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

He was 8 when it happened. If you really think the mayor of New York shouldn’t be at a 9/11 memorial you’re a fucking bigot.

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Somebody put bubble wrap around Patrick Stewart right the fuck now.

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

How about instead of doing your best "there's gambling in this establishment!?" impression you actually think for a second why you single out one country. This is your world, goys, fix your shit before you come for Jews.

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Star Trek in 1986: The One with the Whales Star Trek in 2026: The One with the Puppets

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Bill just kinda Shattner'd his way through Kirk. Chris had his own take but it was still in Bill's shadow. Paul is playing the guy Gene wrote.

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

City owned groceries are a great start but we also need city owned food halls. We need alternatives to restaurants and bars, places where people can gather and eat decently without spending a ton of money. Third spaces can’t be dominated by for-profit businesses.

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Eternals is the Treasure Planet of the MCU.

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Just catching a smoke break with the King of Kings.

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

It sucks that a thriving service that filled gaps in public transit might get made obsolete by faster busses. But it’s also an indication that public transit is improving and these gap-fillers won’t be needed anymore.

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Brooklyn’s dollar vans squeezed by Mamdani’s Flatbush Avenue bus plan

For years, MTA Chair Janno Lieber has called on the city to crack down on dollar vans, which peel away fares from the transit agency's buses.

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I’m starting to think Mrs. Russell is the villain of the Gilded Age.

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Fellow Jews, remember that it’s bad form in Judaism to be happy someone is dead. We can only express relief that they can’t hurt anyone else. So boy am I relieved that Lindsey Graham can no longer hurt anyone as a US Senator.

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Sen. Lindsey Graham dies at 71 after ‘brief and sudden illness’

President Donald Trump led tributes to Graham, a leading Republican voice on defense and foreign policy, describing him as a “true American Patriot.”

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Would you rather be a… Alien Monster Elemental Demigod Anthropomorphic Representation of a Concept Prophet of a Dead God Boltzmann Brain Or reply with your creature of preference.

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 09/07/2026

Look who can’t help but defend the rapist

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Graham Platner’s history of sexual assault proves he does not belong in the US Senate. He belongs on the Supreme Court. by Susan Collins

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I think whoever promises to appoint two more SCOTUS judges this Democratic primary is getting my vote.

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I’d like The Guilded Age more if some of the characters had magic powers.

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Had to leave work early today and tried to say “Catch you tomorrow” to a co-worker, but it came out as “Crack you tomorrow” and now I have a meeting with HR.

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I’m excited to see more progressives elected from these primaries. I’m hopeful these new members, plus a wave election for Democrats this fall brings a check to the White House. And I’m hopeful these new progressives focus on their districts enough to stay in power.

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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

The fences are down, Dupont Circle is open again, and the fountain is back on. Fuck Trump. Fuck this administration. DC statehood now.

The fountain running in Dupont Circle on Monday afternoon.

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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Only in the deepest anal cavity of the "progressive" left (the ones who do nothing but social media bitch, not actual functioning progressives) could someone actually suggest with any seriousness that Harris & Trump are the same on Israel. Thats why "dems dont listen to you." Blue sky clown.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

It remains hilarious that Republicans keep insisting Trump is a master dealmaker when he's never really had any success at all at making deals as president. Not just Iran, either. He's sitting on majorities in both Houses of Congress but hasn't accomplished anything there. He's an utter failure.

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

First Shatner just Shatner'd his way through captain Kirk. Then Chris Pine played a souped up horny action fan-Kirk. Paul Wesley is playing the guy Gene wrote. Wesley is my favorite Kirk so far.

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Every time my wife and I try to have a good my dick is like "HELL YEAH!" But I'm 38, so my knees, hips, and lower back are like "Bro, are you sure?"

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

If the One Ring was discovered in New York City. How in NYC would you destroy it? (No, we can't call the eagles).

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

An open-faced tuna melt is just tuna pizza. *hits blunt*

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Ok ok we've all had fun but its time for "Empire State of Mind" to go away for a while. That song is getting overplayed. Give it a decade at least.

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Sean Von Gorman (of Comics) #NYCC A-19 @seanvongorman.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

FUN FACT: Most facts are not fun. #funfact

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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

If there's one lesson America has learned from the Middle East, it's that America hasn't learned enough lessons from the Middle East.

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

“My bagel is Jewish” is charming but also a reminder that people only love Jews who entertain or comfort them.

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

My mayor is Muslim. My Bagel is Jewish. Why’s Trump still alive? Knicks in five.

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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 09/06/2026

NYC when that man comes on the jumbotron, I want to hear those boos from Boston. Boo from your spirit!

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Off Campus has too much smile acting. I will not elaborate further.

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

It’s ok to change your mind about Graham Platner.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/06/2026

Trump is blinking again

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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

A program giving cash assistance to pregnant women in Flint, Michigan, was found to lower the rate of premature births, according to a study by The Lancet. The program gave women $1,500 during pregnancy and $500 a month for a baby’s first year, and is expanding to 42 cities.

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Gonna decolonize my mannerisms and stop saying "Jesus Christ" as an exclamation and replace it with "Oy vey."

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 02/06/2026

This is exactly how Trump got elected. "He's an absolute piece of shit, but he's our piece of shit & we'll pretend that says nothing about us." Twisting themselves into intellectual & emotional pretzels to defend the absolute worst man the Democratic Party has put on a pedestal in my adult life.

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

If you sleep with a woman before she has kids, and then has them after your encounter, do you retroactively become a motherfucker?

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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 31/05/2026

we don't have a masculinity crisis. we have a patriarchy crisis. patriarchy creates and sustains male unhappiness with its dogmatic, toxic, rigid definition of masculinity which says the worst and most undesirable thing a human can be is female which is how we get insults like "Low-T Talarico"

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I know Star Trek and Star Wars are totally different universes with completely different aesthetics, but R2-D2 wouldn't look out of place rolling by on the Enterprise D.

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Me in 2003: My dumbass Republican President got us into an unnecessary war in the Middle East, but hey at least this Evanescence song is good! Me in 2026: My dumbass Republican President got us into an unnecessary war in the Middle East, but hey at least this Evanescence song is good!

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Alex Simmons🪼 @ohalexsimmons.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

The New Yorker urge to walk to the other side of the train car because you've been too awkward and need to start over.

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