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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

CBS should have Ghislaine do a town hall. It’s about time we got both sides of this story

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

The good news is the ICE agent was wearing a body cam. The bad news is it didn’t catch his face

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

AI has ruined the internet. Finally we can start reading books

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Dick Cheney’s life mission was to ensure Muslims could participate in democratic elections. Vote for Zohran

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Dick Cheney gone too soon. He had such a promising future as a Democratic Senate Candidate

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Zohran wasn’t talking about his aunt, it was his dad’s cousin. Coincidentally, Andrew Cuomo sexually harassed both his aunt and his dad’s cousin

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

If Zohran wins I will flee New York. The city will no longer feel safe because I have been accused of sexually harassing 13 women

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Big apartment news. My roommate is moving from one side of the living room to the other

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Karaoke makes me feel like a rock star (I think I have hearing damage)

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

The cool thing about dating a girl with an onlyfans is even if she dumps you you still get to spend money on her

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Jan 6 style insurrection to get Trump into heaven

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

If more of you would’ve bought Kamala’s book she would be president right now

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

If AI is for real, I’m gonna lose my job. But if AI is a bubble, it will destroy the economy and I will lose my job

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

“Don’t take Tylenol that causes autism” -guy addicted to Oxycodone

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Couldn’t the government have waited to say Tylenol causes autism until after I got over my sinus infection

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Jimmy Kimmel is back! White guys still safe 😎

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

You know things are bad when people are getting punished for speech unrelated to Palestine

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

In comedy, free speech means not getting paid

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

If Joe Rogan doesn’t speak up then he is a traitor to The Man Show

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Looking up celebrities’ ages to figure out if I’m on track to start cleaning my room

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

One of the lessons of the past week is that many young people eschew traditional social media for Discord servers. Make sure to grow your personal brand on a Discord server

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

America used to know things. Let’s rename the Department of Education to the Ministry of Truth

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

I’m not gonna say I had a good set but let’s just say the bartender stopped being rude to me 😎

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Political campaign fundraising email that says “it costs a lot of money to send these emails”

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

I waste too much time sending texts when I should be doing my professional job of sending emails

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

I heard there’s a list going around of famous and powerful people how do I get on it?

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

All of the comedy coming out today is bad except for my unfunny friend’s YouTube special

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

I’m starting the anti pedophile party. This party stands against pedophiles. We do take lobbying money from pedophiles

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Like my father and grandfather refusing to ask for directions, I will not be going to therapy

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Man so depressed none of his famous friends want to have sex with the girls he trafficked that he tragically takes his own life

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Comedians are the truth tellers of today unless you’re watching them describe their friends’ sets in their instagram stories

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

I just did my best battle in years at the freaking comedy cellar if that sounds like something you might wanna watch youtu.be/lmJuGZlbD9U?...

youtu.be

Best of RBL #2 @ Comedy Cellar | Yamaneika Saunders + Mike Feeney + Lukas Arnold + Alexis Fawx

YouTube video by Roast Battle

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

I ate a bunch of mushrooms and came to the realization that I should be even more anxious and antisocial

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

The job market is so bad even the unemployment website doesn’t work

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

“Ball don’t lie” no shit. Balls don’t talk

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

I got dumped by a girl with a fat ass. I hated to see her go and I hated to watch her leave

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

It’d be crazy if Luigi didn’t do it and all those women and gay dudes thirsted over him for no reason

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

There’s a gay flag, a bi flag, a trans flag, an intersectional flag, but what about a flag to hang for people with disabilities? I designed one (pulls out American flag)

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

I lost my health insurance and therefore my therapist but fortunately I still have my girlfriend

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Maybe Hooters is going bankrupt because young people don’t do casual dining and their delivery drivers don’t have big boobs

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I figure I should start off this new era on the right foot

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Arguing that “Chinese people have no creative engineering ideas” with a bot account controlled by DeepSeek

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

I hate when women call me baby. You really think a baby can pay you $40?

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Guy who thinks condom is short for condominium

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

The vibe shift truly is no joke. Pitchfork just updated their best songs of the 90s and #1 is “Achy Breaky Heart”

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

The only type of ice cream that goes bad is Neapolitan because if it’s in your fridge too long it becomes strawberry

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

The only thing I hate more than subway masturbators is subway sandwich masturbators. Whenever I see one I go “HEY! I ordered a footlong!”

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Oh shit new list of top comics dropped quick everyone get irrationally mad

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Dan Wickes @danwickes.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

I am going to have sex with zero women for 1000 days

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