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Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hey, huge news. I just checked and nobody's mad at you!

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 09/09/2026

The chant you're hearing is "FIRST! DO NO HARM!" Huge high five to everyone who came out to the protest at Mount Sinai over the hospital's deal with Trump to end gender-affirming care for trans youth. 🧵 of photos to follow!

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Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Coyote vs. Acme glamorizes the abusive relationship between Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner.

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Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I text the people I'm ignoring "I'm ignoring u" every day so they know it's not just that I got busy and didn't contact them

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Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Sat the 22nd at QED in Astoria! Come see Relationshit, hosted by me and Morgan Pielli! Stories and onstage therapy with real therapists, featuring: @katiecompa.com Erin Rose Chan Anoush Froundjian AND MORE Link below!

An orane and black show poster featuring cartoonish drawings of a woman in a dress and a man in a t-shirt and jeans holding hands with a giant happy poop. The text is advertising Relationshit Saturday August 22nd at 5PM. Tickets $12. QEDastoria.com

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Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

A very white person at work reacted with a brown thumbs-up emoji on Slack should I call the ACLU

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Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Still haunted by the girl who came up to me in 7th grade, said "Your collarbones look like 2 little doggies," and then walked away

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Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

This might be a little too inside baseball, but!

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Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Nooo I can't unfollow that person, they've been my mutual on over 6 different defunct social media platforms

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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 26/07/2026

I’m giving advice in a few hours

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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 14/07/2026

ICE has killed 3 men—either with gunfire or by chasing them into traffic—in 7 days

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Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Reminder: please check up on your evil friends today. They're really going through i

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Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Relationshit is today at 5 at QED in Astoria! Stories about relationships and onstage therapy with real therapists! With: Bailey Swilley Wilson McDermut David Lawson And more

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Bluesky users be like

I'm not like other teens
I'm in my 40s

Pic ; a frog with eyeliner nails a studded collar and nasal piercing

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Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Leaving the house while pregnant is not "showing off your baby bump"

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Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Did you know: BOAT is actually an acronym for buoyant ocean anal tushy-town?

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 12/05/2026

Today in things that make me proud to be Mayor: PS 889's Hyper Pigmentation became 2-time Minecraft champs at the City's Annual Video Game Festival. Gaming doesn’t have to be a male-dominated industry. NYC is a top recruiter of gaming jobs & we want the next gen of hires to look more like our city.

A row of girls in gaming chairs typing on computers.

Five gamers pose with a sign the reads “Hyper Pigmentation” in front of a step-and-repeat that reads “Mayor’s Cup”

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 09/05/2026

don’t forget to text your moms and remind them they wouldn’t be moms without you, the child 🙋🏻‍♂️

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Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

When will they make a drug that forces everyone to admit I'm right about everything

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Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Feel like no one takes me seriously as a female guitarist just cause I can't really play guitar

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Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

If I ever get married, I am NOT gonna tell anyone, cause what if it doesn't work out??

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Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Just watched The Drama and [spoiler] Zendaya is MeeChee [/spoiler]

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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

the Met has acquired the "new" Rosso Fiorentino painting they found painted over obsessed with how renaissance artists had the same problem as silver age comic artists where you're trained rigorously to draw adults and you're like "what is a baby like"

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Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

How can I explain to this dog that our friendship ends the second we step off this plane, that's he's only an.... Air Bud

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Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

The concept of a Good Guy With a Gun presupposes the existence of a 100% Good Guy

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Rivers of Suggestion @youngweather.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Abolish and prosecute these fiends

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Demiurge of Doom @euthyphro.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Valentine’s Day got you down? You can have a little #SaturdayWithCamus as a treat!

“Wuthering Heights, one of the greatest love novels because it ends in fallure and revolt-I mean in death without hope. The main character is the devil. Such a love can be maintained only through the ultimate fallure that is death. It can continue only in hell.”

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Jake Tapper, long-suffering Philly sports fan @jaketapper.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:

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Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

U ever wish u could take your head off and throw it at people?

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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

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Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Hey my storytelling and live onstage therapy show Relationshit is Saturday the 24th at 5pm at QED in Astoria! Featuring: Carolyn Castiglia Wilson McDermut John Minus Bailey Swilley Hosted by me and Morgan Pielli Tix are $12 in advance! Get them before you don't want to leave your house!

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Relationsh*t!

Hosted by Lynn Bixenspan and Morgan Pielli, Relationshit features a mix of stories about all kinds of relationships and good old-fashioned new-fangled advice from REAL-LIFE THERAPISTS ONSTAGE. Featuri...

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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

The Trump-Vance administration just used your taxes to pay for an ICE agent to do this to a 21-year-old kid, who was only protesting because another ICE agent killed a mother of three, who was only there because ICE agents are kidnapping your neighbors

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Anil Kalhan @akalhan.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

What if he invades Minnesota

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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 13/01/2026

The Scream franchise turns 30 this year, and the killer legacy comes full circle in SCREAM 7. Watch an EXCLUSIVE new TV spot now! #Scream7 slashes into theaters February 27.

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ProPublica @propublica.org · 11/01/2026

A lawsuit filed by a group of New York City employees against their health insurer cites ProPublica's reporting on ghost networks, where health plans list providers who supposedly accept that insurance but who are not actually available to patients. By @maxblau.bsky.social

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They Couldn’t Access Mental Health Care When They Needed It. Now They’re Suing Their Insurer.

A new lawsuit alleges that an insurer’s ghost network hindered New York City employees from accessing the mental health care they sought — and harmed the reputation of psychiatrists wrongly listed as ...

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔

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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 09/01/2026

It should be bigger news that masked agents were filmed hours ago removing potentially inculpatory evidence from the ICE shooter's house, clearly lacking evidence tags or chain of custody stickers. Before we have word on whether he underwent a toxicology screen at the hospital following the killing

Masked federal agents removing crates of belongings from the ICE shooter's home

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Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Sometimes it's nice to go back to exes for.... some of that Old Bae Seasoning

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 07/01/2026

"I'm calling to demand the immediate dismantling of ICE for the murder of a woman in Minneapolis today and the impeachment of the President for his support of that murder" is the easiest call to my senators and representative I've ever made

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Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

No longer getting upset about A Weird Guy in 2026

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Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Reminder: don't EVER get to a meeting early. You might have to talk to people

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Beginning a flirty text: "Sorry for bothering you"

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Lynn Bixenspan @lynnbixenspan.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Men will go to therapy to avoid going to therapy

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Amanda Silberling @amanda.omg.lol · 15/12/2025

it’s so funny how my (well-meaning!!) gentile friends are like “may the menorah candles illuminate our world in this dark time” and jews are like “cool, latkes”

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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

My bio mom is in the hospital right now for a COPD flare up and one of my spicy medical takes is that we have a lot research about how sleep deprivation is horrible for health and recovery but somehow this is totally ignored in clinical situations and waking you up every two hours is fine

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