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@wesmanderson.bsky.social
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Silly goose. Gay pirate. Degen (not from up country). That purple haired non-binary queer from the Bay they warned you about. Kevin the peacock paparazzi. Assigned devious critter at birth. they/them. 30s.

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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thought I was getting some sort of sick before I left nyc because my throat got scratchy (resolved itself very quickly thankfully) and instead of being down with the ick I’m down with the pulled muscle in my back from lugging bags through jfk 😭
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Second Great Bisexual Awakening @suesswassersee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And it's a great idea to process your feelings! I would just keep an eye on who you're processing them with right now if you're not trying to add stress to the lives of people you love I'm saying this from a professional perspective not a personal one! Help has to come from people with space for it
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xray_vex 🎃👻🧡💜💚🖤 @xrayvex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my birthday is this Friday, 2nd Oct! 🎂 if you wanna help me celebrate, you can donate a few bucks to get me a coffee or lunch etc., but i'd also love OFMD memes, Ed and/or Stede art (yes, even if you don't think you can draw), cool pics you took, hugs, & love. 🥰💜
image edit of edward teach from ofmd s2 ep 1, where he's standing in front of a cake, but instead of wedding figurines on the cake, it's two number candles, a 5 and a 1
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This might be the best looking pic I’ve ever taken in my life. House of Yes, Bushwick - sunset just before the Nor’easter hit.
Photo of the sign for the House of Yes which is a sparkly “Yes” with the top peeling downward. In the foreground is a building with old posters peeling away as well. Beneath the “Yes” sign is a sign that says “Mood” in multiple colors, a “one way” street sign and a food truck menu. In the background is the sky at sunset, the clouds look pink/orange - a sign of the impending storm.
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PWHL @thepwhl.com · 28/09/2026
12 teams. 2 days. ONE massive Opening Weekend 🔥 Which game are you circling on your calendar? Find more details ➡️ thepwhl.com/en/schedule/opening-weekend-2026-27
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Told the singer of one of my favorite bands I read the short story he based a song on that he played tonight in nyc and how it fucked me up. Then in turn told him how another song sent me down an entire James Dean related rabbit hole and about his last words to his lover—
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Because of my dear friend Alia’s famously good (and now no longer online RIP) fic Man of the World I heard of the incredibly iconic club the House of Yes in Bushwick Brooklyn and tonight I went to see Dirty Circus there. If you’ve never been to House of Yes I simply cannot recommend enough
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If anyone knows of a not-super-expensive place in Brooklyn to get a raincoat uhhhh would appreciate a rec for the 2 goofy Bay Area queers who traveled without expecting an entire cyclone to mess up our plans 😅
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lmfao Lmao Flew into nyc just in time for the nor’easter I fly back right when it’s over lol
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I finished Act 2 last night (WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF BEFORE TRAVELING???) I’m in agony I’ve been assured that the agony will continue to get worse And now I have to wait to finish it out 🫠🫠🫠
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
A lot of us have had to take a lot of shit on Bluesky for the crime of being 100% right about guys too early
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Lucy 🧜‍♂️🏴‍☠️ @butterscup95.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Kristian talking about his most meaningful scene in OFMD. 🥹💖🏴‍☠️ www.instagram.com/reel/Ddl8qg_...
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m still shaking a little but I’m also officially, legally non-binary which is neat so like Once all the legal documents are squared away like several months from now I think I need to have a gender reveal party 🙂‍↕️
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My legal name change just came back approved and I can’t stop crying
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Went to an entire drag brunch today and only stared longingly at the mimosas while drinking coffee and a mocktail so I will call that incredibly significant character growth for me
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No context quoting a thing I just said out loud to a friend: The sybian of spanking
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s been 2 years and tonight was my first time being in front of the stage at a Matches show again and I can just rightfully say that’s exactly where I belong in this world.
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Spooky Rin Stedecore 👻🎃 🔪 @stedeco.re · 19/09/2026
i'm gonna laugh myself sick, well played
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I just had to explain the Hayes Code to my dad so.. that’s how my Friday is going. All because I asked if he wanted to see the original 1931 Frankenstein with me at a movie theatre that has a pipe organ (relevant to his interests)
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Hugovicius 🐇 @hugopm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
there are two #OFMD actors in my audioseries, and well...you know I'm one of them @damientgerard.bsky.social is the other... would love to have more! www.netovampire.com #vampire #pirate #audiodrama
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oops almost vulnerable posted on main I think I need to go journal instead but like Woof my zoom group therapy got me good repeatedly today
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lord of the Rings remade with the cast of Letterkenny
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sam: Mr. Frodo, this is the farthest I've ever been up the laneway.
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You were throwin a party for your cousint Bilbo the other dayyyyyyy…
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🎵To be fair To be fair To be faaaaaaaaaaaaaair🎵 To be fair one does not just walk into Mordor
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
It's always a good time to share this.
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: yo pass the aux cord
Friend: u better not play "Man of Constant
Sorrow" from O Brother Where Art Thou
Me: *several images of singing from O brother and a dancer*
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tummy hurts and I’m being as brave as I reasonably can about it (went home like half an hour early from work and I’ve been whining non stop about it)
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Samba Schutte @sambaschutte.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What a lovely night at the 78th #Emmys! So happy for Rhea, Vince and our whole #Pluribus family! Congrats all nominees, Apple TV and Sony, and thank you Television Academy❤️✨
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
To go directly from this to realizing how much another character (non-human) simply cannot stop obsessing with feet 💀 like every time he’s in battle it’s “what a lovely pair of feet” in a really diabolical tone
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Lucia ✨🏴‍☠️🎨🏳️‍🌈✨ @citrussyndicate.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thanks Instagram.
Twerking on a pirate ship might heal me
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Most Calico Jack thing I’ve said today… so far:
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Honestly 10/10 no notes on the AI data center candle.. “it’s not even our worst-smelling candle” took me out.
Q: What does this candle smell like?
A: It smells like diesel generator exhaust fumes. (Which really isn’t fair, because data centers don’t smell like exhaust fumes all the time. Only sometimes!)

Q: Does it actually smell like diesel generator exhaust? I’m not sure I want a candle that smells like exhaust. 
A: It’s not as bad as it sounds. Honestly, it’s not even our worst-smelling candle.
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Earl Grey Memes Club @earlgreymemes.club · 14/09/2026
curated meme by unknown author in two panels; first panel is a photo of two signs, the left reads "PUT SOME" / "SOUTH" and the right reads "IN YOUR" / "MOUTH" making it look like it says "PUT SOME IN YOUR" / "SOUTH MOUTH"; image is Data and Lore in the corridor
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Playing this game (Expedition 33) is killing me because like.. my knee jerk reaction is to be very distrustful of a certain male protagonist who comes along but then he goes and tells the youngest person in the party who thought her parents didn’t want her that her name means “princess” and I—
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Sad Pikachu Crying Pokemon
Alt: Sad crying & disheveled Pikachu gif
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Queer Armorer @queerarmorer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
An incredibly important update everybody stop what you are doing and read this:
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Why had he lived so long among those who were not kind?
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Taliesin-Jaffe-Help!-its-again.gif
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nek(r)o🎃 @neko.moe.observer · 10/09/2026
DAE feel like kirkversary has become so very commercialized? and it comes earlier and earlier every year too
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Started my Expedition 33 file over because (I hate myself and I like pain) I missed some things early game and learned some tricks that I wanted to apply before starting act 2 again and like… Replaying Flying Water tonight was an absolute delight 100000/10 on this level. No notes.
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s been over a decade since I started my love affair with a dead Russian playwright and I’ve never been normal about him a day since. I will simply never beat the allegations 😔
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Please help if you can!
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I believe this was from a bit of @geothebio.bsky.social art tho so I will credit them for this phrase which has stuck with me for years 🥹
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Mel MCXIV ♿️🏴‍☠️🇺🇸😈✊️🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺 @melmcxiv.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I can afford $9.25 in Dolly's name on Dolly's Day, 9/25 ... what about you?
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I got a new tea pet and I’ll post a pic later but I’m trying to come up with its name. Right now it’s Mr Froggie but maybe I’m misgendering the lil fella. Who knows?
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Nym @nymsshadow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
september… 8th… 1973… september 8th, 1973. it was 11:07 here. it would have been 9:07 in san francisco. armand called me… were you there? …yeah 🙁 …did you hurt yourself? 🥺 “happy” september 8th y’all
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you too have been personally victimized by this video game, please raise your hand 🙋🏼🙋🏼🙋🏼
Gay lil hand holding up a copy of Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 in front of the tv in which a character is being hidden but she’s definitely on her knees crying and I nearly am too
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