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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast

@formercymencry.bsky.social
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*Spooky-Ookyness intensifies*

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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 2h
Two problems with your statement here champ: 1. An interim storage facility and a fuel reprocessing plant do not make a "dumping ground" 2. It's West Virginia. Like come on now
wvmetronews.com
Administration: Governor's vow that 'West Virginia will not be a dumping ground' overrides first pitch to feds - WV MetroNews
West Virginia's initial, 48-page response proposed a phased approach that begins with spent fuel recycling and interim storage before expanding into advanced reactor deployment and manufacturing.
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 3h
Guy who desperately wants a Nigerian woman to move to the US and become his wife but doesn't know about Tinder yet.
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 3h
Guy made a cool Mekanism addon that I will NOT be downloading. Which fucking sucks because everything in this mod is SOLID FUCKING GOLD. The problem? He not only used AI to produce the mod. HE FUCKING USED AI TO WRITE THE DESCRIPTION OF HIS MOD Absolutely embarrassing for a "developer".
reddit.com
From the allthemods community on Reddit: I made Mekanism: Engineering — new machines and tools for your factory
Explore this post and more from the allthemods community
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 4h
The Ghost of the Senator has risen this spooky season. He shall be known this October as The Haunt Dog.
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 14h
Refractory period comin up got gems actin like
static.klipy.com
Steven Universe: Pearl and Garnet's Romantic Dance
Alt: Steven Universe: Pearl and Garnet's Romantic Dance
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 15h
If there's no lady throating a hog in the background is it really authentic Mahjong?
Brainrot Mahjong where there's clearly a woman sucking dick in the background.
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 19h
Do people really take "after spay" photos? It's a medical procedure not a quinceanera. Not everything is a Kodak moment or an Instagram worthy post.
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 19h
Anyone wanna see a thread of the biggest "pick me" dorks on this app? bsky.app/profile/blue...
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 20h
Oh man I'm such an idiot, I thought you were the old man in your profile picture. I should have realized you're the baby
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 20h
No Greg, wrong again. You were not talking to me you were talking to Pebbles. But Pebbles didn't want to talk to you anymore so they muted you. They joined the "Unbothered by Gregory" club and now no matter how much you bitch and whine they will never see another word you post on this site.
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 22h
Damn I know it smells crazy in those team meetings
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ok but if you had a spreadsheet of all the things it tried that didn't work it would be much MUCH less impressive. Like oh wow a fish beat dark souls, but did it truly feel betrayed by Pate? Did it experience the game or just get to the end? Those questions are rhetorical btw don't come at me
share.google
Developer trains a small AI on a single RTX 3080 Ti gaming GPU to 'play' Pokémon Red — model discovered what each button does by predicting what happens next
The model is small enough to train on a gaming PC's graphics card.
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Epstein 2.0 dude: "Yeah but that dude was an idiot, you can't run from the cops on an island. But if we could make a floating island somehow...."
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You say that like they would have passed it if it didn't have those requirements...
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey Aaron Rodericks do you want a chili dog?
Sonic holding a chilidog. This might get the sexual content label because, to be fair it's pretty sexy. But you know what's not sexy? When Aaron Rodericks (Head of Bluesky Trust and Safety) liked barely legal porn on his work account. Yeah I know it's a minor thing, but the reaction he had to people noticing it was some of the biggest bitchmade behavior we've ever witnessed on this site. He's been crashing out off and on for months like a big stupid baby.

Anyway Aaron you fucking suck.
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did an LLM write this comment for you or is this all fresh home grown organic free range stupidity?
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey Greg. You're muted. They can't see this. Or anything else you post anywhere. It's hidden for them. You are yelling into the void. Quite literally avoided you saying anything anymore. Embarrassing that you don't know how the site works.
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No one in history has EVER threatened to rape Michael "If unfuckable was a person" Tracey
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The mask peddler from Majora's Mask with a speech bubble
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey remember when that guy founded an entire religion on lying? Good to see they're still carrying the flame.
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Patrick Star's Adorable Pose
Alt: Patrick Star fangirling over Godzilla's beautiful smile.
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey I don't usually show my face on this account I may have in the past I can't remember. Anyway this is a one time offer that expires in 3 hours. If any of y'all wanna see what I looked like at the absolute highest I've ever been in my life: Tell me in the comments. P.S. it's unflattering like:
static.klipy.com
Chill Meme: Cartoon Man Blinking
Alt: Chill Meme: Cartoon Man Blinking
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I heard the other Andre is gonna do a face reveal. But not me. I have a PhD in Wumbology. I have no time for nonsense such as this.
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah the argument loses its entire credibility. It's almost like Jane is intentionally dumb and arrogant for engagement. Like a Jill Stancil or something
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🌿🌞Sarah🌛🦋 @legndofphoenix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can't seriously tell people they're in a bubble because they don't know the song "Choosing Texas" when you don't know THE GUY WHO DID THE SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I also saw one of these years ago. They must have been off the production line before the change was solidified.
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dog with frisbee meme and it says "NO JOKE ONLY TONE"
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Damn that sounds like a very terrible and corrupt government. Governments that operate like that should be abolished and have their Secretary of State castrated live on tv.
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Damn did Senator Huckle get got?
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You haven't been right about anything. You're just spouting IDF propaganda. Also you have 16 dead gerbils in your large intestines and you did NOT swallow them.
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Which gas station? so I can avoid it
static.klipy.com
Mac's Indecision: Which One? (It's Always Sunny)
Alt: Mac in IASIP: "There are so many of them! Which One!? Which One?!"
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You're a bad-faith leftist-cosplaying shit-stirring asshole and nothing about that is wonderful.
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ai people will really be like "it doesn't hurt your brain at all it actually helps" Then reveal they don't know how to look shit up on google anymore.
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh poor Brock Turner lives a miserable life does he? Fucking good. Hope he eats shit and lives to never forget the taste. He also should have gone to prison in addition to the consequences of his heinous actions, so yeah, he got away with it dipshit.
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I remember in highschool when the local zoo animals "went rogue" and caused quite the commotion. This is essentially the situation you are describing except it took place on the internet. You are saying "we didn't know until now it could happen" That's not true at all. In fact it's really stupid.
npr.org
When Exotic Wild Animals Roamed Ohio Countryside
In October of 2011, Terry Thompson opened the cages of dozens of wild animals on his farm in Ohio — lions, bears, leopards, tigers, monkeys and wolves — and then shot himself in the head. The nearby c...
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dick Cheney, making the same face as the cat in the quoted skeet.
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm sorry you were embarrassed by falling for obvious ai
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My dude went to the Joe Rogan nipple store.
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is Funky Kong erasure
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Monkeys: Have tails. Apes: Do not have tails. It's that easy folks.
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is what even the best genai content looks like to me. Sure it might not bother normies. Sure there's nothing "wrong" with this picture. But it's an abomination through and through, and a machine could not tell you why.
Patrick Stuart with hair. I know It's a wig, but it would still be off putting even if it was real.
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you ever shared a Pepe the frog meme you are now and forever a groyper. If you ever shared a Minions meme you are now and forever a middle-aged winemom. If you ever shared a Chuck Norris joke you are now and forever due for a prostate exam. Sorry I don't make the rules.
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Villain, I have fucked thy mother."
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"His dick fell off because a woman wrote words on the internet"
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himham @himham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Good Place:

Kentucky figured it out? Kentucky?
This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts.
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Skip walked up to the bluesky and stand And he said to the man running the stand "heyyyyy got any takes?" The man said "no we just post chart but it's all made from math, and good for your heart. The Skip says "Counter offer: reverb_bass-boost.fart" 🎵And then he scurried away🎵
Skip at the Chart Store where they only tell you line you go up so if you no happy you at fault you big dumdum.
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
JP from Grandma's boy. He's a big dork who is edgy for attention. Like you. Doubt you've ever seen it, or even a vagina that wasn't made of pixels.
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is what I imagine Prof means when he says "I walk up into a room chest first" in Kia Boy.
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Andre "Chainsaw Buffet" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I genuinely did not know they were allowed to make a second one. Temu ass Serbian Film
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