geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 9hi found a Minions branded banana flavored milk at meijer yesterday and it actually made a fucking slamming iced coffee 10/10 would recommend the Minion Milk™️ 100
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 23hcurrently haunted by nighttime anxiety and existential dread 050
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i hate that i’m several thousand dollars more in debt but man i’m sure glad my teeth don’t hurt anymore lmao 041
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026secretly love it when the other delivery driver for the morning calls in because i get all the good tips now 000
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026sometimes i slap my micron pens on the palm of my hand like a pack of cigarettes so i can get all the ink out of it 010
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 25/09/2026there’s gotta be a pair of deer that live behind me that both have the piebald gene mutation because i’ve seen at least two or three different babies that are almost all white, god they’re so gorgeous 030
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 20/09/2026fallout 76 is adding the ability to have your pet follow you around the wasteland so once again i am begging on my hands and knees for a dachshund 011
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026any other food service establishments getting terrorized by kids on bikes lately?? 100
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i invested in a giant 18x24 light board recently and oh my god where has this been my whole life. it's even usb-c rechargeable. and it's solid enough to use as a standalone work surface while i lay in bed. 10/10 would light board again 050
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 12/09/2026the skyrim ikea collab being a book shelf as a companion voiced by matt berry is probably the best way they could have pulled that off 030
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i would love to support some small local businesses but absolutely not if they use those fuck ass ai graphics i would genuinely love to see some basic ass comic sans used instead of that slop 052
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 11/09/2026if they could invent a prismacolor colored pencil that didn’t smear everywhere i would be a very happy camper 030
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 06/09/2026i keep talking about how much i want to leave food service but man those tips on holiday weekends… they’re too good to let go of lmao 030
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 05/09/2026i feel like if i told a caveman that a hotdog bun brand got milkshake ducked within a day or two i think his head would explode 000
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 05/09/2026the fart goes the butt comment may be my favorite thing to happen on the internet this week 010
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 04/09/2026bathroom scale weighed it at 25lbs! women’s size 7 croc for scale lmao 190
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 04/09/2026today is Melon Harvest daystatic.klipy.comHeheheheALT: Hehehehe 010
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 02/09/2026melon update: closest tendril is dried but hasn’t fallen off yet, i may give this until friday or saturday just to make sure it’s actually ripe 😅 150
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 28/08/2026if you have a lot of garden space and want giant old school seeded watermelons (that are disease resistant), try the jubilee. there’s a reason these are an heirloom watermelon, the plant seems almost indestructible omg 180
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 28/08/2026can’t wait to clock out of my shift, go home, turn on gta 6, and clock into my video game shift to be able to gas up my video game car 000
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 26/08/2026melon update: this bad boy has to weigh at least 20lbs now 170
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 24/08/2026man, when was the last time a good puzzle game was released? i wanna solve riddles professor layton style again. 320
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Daily Melon Update coming in hot: we got more rain yesterday and i think it got wider 🤔 050
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geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 21/08/2026gosh i love it when i get to work and the opener is 45+ minutes late and the doors are all locked and no one’s communicating 😍 120
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 20/08/2026my fav era of video games was when they started putting episodes of cartoons on gameboy cartridges 010
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 20/08/2026found a dvd copy of both Stardust and Sweeney Todd for $2 each at the thrift today and middle school me is ALIVE right nowstatic.klipy.comElmo in FireALT: Elmo in Fire 040
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 20/08/2026this one watermelon in the garden has doubled in size the last 3 days 🍉 pic on the left is from Monday, the one on the right is from this morning (same melon)! 030
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 17/08/2026still on the quest to fill this book full of flash so here’s a western themed page 🤠🌵 #portfolio #tattooflash 010
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 15/08/2026it’s so slow at my weekend job that i’m in the back painting lmfao 030
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 14/08/2026how my leg feels two days laterstatic.klipy.comSpongebob Squarepants Fred Says My Leg!ALT: Spongebob Squarepants Fred Says My Leg! 020
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 14/08/2026every time i get a new tattoo my immune system likes to thank me with an eczema breakout on my left elbow. i don’t know why it’s only the left 010
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 14/08/2026my entire leg feels like it got hit by a car but i look cooler now so it’s worth it 000
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 13/08/2026some of the shovelware that was made for the nintendo ds was so bad that it was… kinda good? a random vampire detective puzzle game? fuck yeah, i’ll play that. 010
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 13/08/2026my skin tolerated saniderm/second skin a lot better than i thought it would but the ink sack leaked overnight so i have to take it off anyway 😳 010
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 12/08/2026huge thank you to Angel at Matchbox Tattoo in Midland, MI! i love him 🥹 060
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 12/08/2026trying to lock in and distract myself cause this shit HURTS i’m a mega wimp lmao 130
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 12/08/2026having a sensitive vasovagal response it embarrassing as fuck for real 110
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 08/08/2026why did i not find out that my great grandmother on my mom’s side was native american until i was 30 years old??? y’all couldn’t have bothered to tell kid me that this is why a recipe for fry bread was passed down and we eat it every christmas???static.klipy.comDrew Scanlon Blinking MemeALT: Drew Scanlon Blinking Meme 030
geothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 07/08/2026is this app held together with paper clips and string or something? 010