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@wesmanderson.bsky.social
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Silly goose. Gay pirate. Degen (not from up country). That purple haired non-binary queer from the Bay they warned you about. Kevin the peacock paparazzi. Assigned devious critter at birth. they/them. 30s.

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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 17h
Omfg Jenn that’s so fast! I will say in my own travels to the east coast I got so exhausted going all over NYC my last night Julie & I found this old school tavern and just drank ginger beers and read 😌 10/10 experience. She heard me prattle on a LOT about book 2.
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 17h
Characters in this series are so much better fleshed out than you’d think! And honestly Carl & Donut’s friendship means the whole world to me now
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 17h
The characters are so good and I really appreciate the maximalist approach of not letting the story be ONE thing, but like such a mix of fun and horror and emotional depth. My kind of media 🙂‍↕️
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 17h
No fr on not doing big fights before bed. This is a lesson I haven’t learned and my dreams have been WILDLY vivid lately 😅
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Can’t wait to be rid of his ass 😭 not that we have a single good choice for governor in the next election but I need his greasy, smarmy, slimeball ass GONE FOR GOOD
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Jenna 🍋 @alemonleaf.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Kaboom🧨 Dungeon Crawler Carl again!!
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
One of the characters said they look like living Botero paintings which is giving more Badminton but like.. the behavior is all CJ to me
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ITS A FUCKING MOB OF BABOON CALICO JACKS 😂😂😂
The Babababoon is the king of idiotic chaos. This
exclusive mob was created by taking a standard earth baboon and crossing it with the population from a Florida jail drunk tank. Not gonna lie. I'm pretty proud of this one. These guys ruin just about anything we put them in.
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
See, I am working my way through the ebooks first but I’ve heard some of the audiobook narration and I’m realizing I’m gonna have to get all of them and listen to them too 😅
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Mind also some visuals are also going to be entirely awful and horrifying, and i have like a billion concerns about who they have as a show runner but i still would like to see it
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I need to see that and yes I did hear Vogue by Madonna in my head when I read it I’m sorry but a talking cat in a tiara wearing sunglasses absolutely EATING her new look like.. I could see her fur ruffling from a fan off camera or something in my head. Just 10/10 visuals through this entire series.
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Anyone else reading the Dungeon Crawler Carl series? I’m currently on book 3 so pls no spoilers, and also I am very excited that I found out they’re making it into a tv show. I just read this bit where Princess Donut just got her very cool shades and she’s “voguing” in front of a mirror and I just
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You will watch this to the end
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Well, if they last another 8 years it’ll bite them in the ass too.
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One of my college professors who’s area of study is literally “Monsters” (although he’s a theatre professor) did a lecture at a brewery one town over from me around the time the new Nosferatu movie came out. It was, in fact, as cool as it sounds.
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campbell 🍊🧄🥣 garlicsoup week today!!! @oluwandesorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My favourite garlic soup recipe!! I’ve made it a few times the past few years and wether you’re a garlic lover or want to get rid of a nasty cold, or just love soup in the colder months, this will hit the spott 1/6 #GarlicSoupWeek
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hope it starts easing up soon 🫂
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Right?? I’m trying to throw out some feelers to see if anyone’s interested
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Phones are so rude! And tbh you’re pretty fucking badass yourself and I hope you know it 💜
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pat 💜🫂😭 right back at you bby
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
💜💜💜 thank you Penni 🥹🥹🥹
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
😭😭😭 Del ilysm
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anyway it’s something I need to reflect on and keep chipping away at. Working on yourself is fucking exhausting but I can’t wait to see where I’m at in a year if I keep going in this direction.
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tonight’s group therapy got into talking about boundaries and assertive communication and I just keep thinking about all the boundaries I’ve let people run over on me and I just sit in the discomfort instead of like… just removing myself from situations or communicating that discomfort.
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There is such a thing as letting perfect stand in the way of good and this feels like an example. Or it’s an op but 🤷🏼
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh— oh that’s not— yeesh 😬
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ve gotten back on Lex and I’m pondering asking there but like… I would love to maybe set something up with local pirate crew soon 👉👈
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I just want to sit in a park and do crafting with gay people. Maybe figure out how to also have some tea. Really ought to try to make that happen.
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“My sweet dumpling” is a big winner in my book
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
when zheng lets archie set the menu
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
THATS NOT HOW YOU GET 24 HOUR BART SERVICE????? I just— 🙄🥴🤬 This election is going to push me off a cliff
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don’t even get me started on reading opinions of retired boomers who don’t commute for work and probably never did.
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Literally just going to my job will be so much harder if this fails. If I have to buy a car to start commuting then what’s the point of living in a metro area at all??
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Holding my sonic screwdriver in the air in hopes The Doctor shows up and appreciates this idea as much as I do
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
David knew exactly what we wanted and he delivered 😌
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was genuinely hoping someone would plug their own fic here tyvm 💜💜💜 now I got some pre-bed reading 😌
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Tanya D. || Writer || Narrative Designer @cypheroftyr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was finding all my old art commissions to save in one spot; and I came across this Dream Daddy x Geralt I’d commissioned from @ianfay.bsky.social over six years ago! 😱 If you can & Ian has spots open, you should absolutely commission him! ⚔️🐺
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Cyrus Farivar @cfarivar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Where do Oakland mayor and City Council candidates stand on Flock, AI, and homelessness? oaklandside.org/2026/10/05/o...
oaklandside.org
Where do Oakland mayor and City Council candidates stand on Flock, AI, and homelessness?
We sent candidates a list of questions on Oakland's most urgent topics. Read their answers, unedited in their own words.
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I literally was about to repost a screenshot of him like “BLOYS IS THAT YOU??” 💀
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Lisa Liebman @lisaliebman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Paramount subscribers, in a court document filed on Monday, ask Justice Elena Kagan to issue an order that would stop Paramount from closing the deal until their case is considered. The merger goes through on Tuesday. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
hollywoodreporter.com
Longshot Bid to Block Paramount-Warner Bros. Discovery Merger Filed to Supreme Court
Paramount subscribers say the deal should be stopped until the Supreme Court considers their case.
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He got the bag from the merger and he’s DIPPING. Yeah!!! Of course he is!! He did exactly what he set out to do!! He gleefully destroyed Warner Brothers and made so much money doing it. What a spectacular piece of shit.
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Resharing this classic Black Pete post I made in his honor today
Twt post from me with a picture of Matthew Maher as Black Pete in OFMD standing under a bridge in the rain with the lyrics to Behind Blue Eyes above him
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love you Matthew Maher
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Aww my ofmd calendar says it’s Matt Maher’s birthday! My hilarious and kind king! My ring pop betrothed! At NYCC I got to tell him he has one of the best comedic deliveries on the whole show (to which he asked me to say it louder for Nathan to hear 🤭)
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
………..omg this could have been in kraken karaoke. Like they fell in love in West Hollywood and I know one of Stede’s gay romance novels could become an Oscar worthy movie in my AU 🙂‍↕️
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My memory is ass but I know I’ve read some Hollywood actor Gentlebeard AUs
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Which OFMD au is this???
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If I knew I was gonna be legally cockblocked for another 3 weeks I wouldn’t have put myself through the proverbial ringer this morning rushing around when I have drs appointments too Sorry I just needed to yell. I’m so fucking mad at this entire process
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was in such a good mood and felt like I was making real progress today but this complicates everything for me til probably like next year when this might finally be settled 😭 I literally just want to stop being deadnamed. This is ass.
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Wesley, officially @wesmanderson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think I’ve seen less security trying to enter the visitation centers at state prisons 😒
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