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ceej @ceej.online · 07/01/2026

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

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God @thegodshow.com · 07/01/2026

Can’t wait for EU forces to abduct your corrupt dictator and his crime family and put them on trial for crimes against humanity at the International Criminal Court in The Hague.

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God @thegodshow.com · 24/12/2025

The president was accused of multiple rapes of 14 year old girls as well as multiple murders of their babies and we’re all just acting like it doesn’t matter because CBS and CNN haven’t weighed in yet.

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The Thing 💗 @rotcityriot.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

If I'm ever charged for my evil leftist ways I'm getting "uwu" into a court transcript somehow

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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Every year my MIL sends us a box of “presents” that is just random boomer junk we didn’t ask for and don’t need. I kept the box for the cats, who are trash connoisseurs. Her majesty was pleased.

A cat in a box with glowing reflective eyes

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mayonnaise spookboy @paintedsky.ca · 11/12/2025

hello 911 i’ve been murdered

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

jrr tolkien was the first to say "go birds." not many people know this

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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

in a past life he was a velociraptor

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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

"not today, freak!" i level my pistol and fire. the live studio audience screams as the temple guard falls like a sack of potatoes during the filming of the last ever episode of Legends of The Hidden Temple

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The Thing 💗 @rotcityriot.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Those are my emotional support obsolete cables

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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

if someone looks in your shopping cart you should be allowed to fight them

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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

I would be very happy with one and I will eat anyone who disagrees

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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Orange cat or artisanal loaf: impossible challenge

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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Can we at least get an advent calendar of little chocolates and behind each one is a jerrypost

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

i know you’ve all been speculating, and yes, my butthole will be featured for the month of may

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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

"SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH" your dog when you pretend to throw a ball

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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

RIP john fetterman mortally wounded by a falling trash bag full of sausage gravey

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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

screaming, crying, throwing up bc wdym I have to narrow my biology interests down to specific topics of research??? I want to know everything 😭😭

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a woman is crying with the words " it 's not fair " in green letters

ALT: a woman is crying with the words " it 's not fair " in green letters

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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

That's right. The mayor of NYC is now the president of the United States

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Mother Frog Slut // Steward of Giant Reptiles @toadcialism.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

I also posted this on Threads, too much text for here lol. Alt text included.

Post by me, sonictoad, on Threads just now at the time of posting:

It turns out that when you make a genuine effort to connect with your constituents and your high school classmates AREN'T buried in the Valley of Kings,

People get excited and vote!

Enough with enriching political consultants and focus testing firms.

Enough with this bullshit about “needing an edgelord podcast bro, but on the left".

Zohran won, but Cuomo and the rentier class also lost. And THAT is just as important and will have beautiful ripple effects nationwide.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

you're laughing? when polls close, andrew cuomo is going to have to blast off with team rocket and fight meowth for a seat and you're laughing?

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pat | COMMISSIONS OPEN @patsux.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

I’m a very bad girl (I leave my scented candles lit and unattended when I go out of my room for long stretches of time)

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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

You can absolutely subsistence farm on the balcony of your apartment! All you need is a small patch of dirt and some magic beans. Do beware of giants though, I hear they are something of a nuisance and have a lust for human bones. Odd way to make bread if you ask me.

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kháris✨ cloud taming era ☁️ @kharisology.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

To quote The Princess Bride: “Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.” The creative process is -supposed- to be painful and tedious and difficult. It’s how we -grow-. There’s a reason it’s called growing pains and not growing pleasures.

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T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

A Discworld message for the rest of us, this Party Conference season

Josh Kirby's illustration of Terry Pratchett's Discworld: Great A'Tuin the star turtle, floating through space with 4 elephants on his back, that are in turn supporting the flat, disc-shaped Discworld

Caption reads:
Read Discworld.
Because cunts are still running this one.

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c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

🐉💀 #art #ink #dnd

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Steve McHugh @stevemchugh.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Kristi Noem suggesting they’ve arrested the girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa, might just be one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. Churchill or FDR’s wife is going to be so mad.

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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

If this is a horror story about being stuck in traffic on 50 I will embrace this role wholeheartedly

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

portland frog you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your rubber suit is too bad. they’ll kill you portland frog

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hibbary.bsky.social @hibbary.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Acrylic paint

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

a hashbrown printer could fix me

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Hayley Thomas @nv8saywtf.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

I have to share these - i flippin love them!- #FFX -

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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Does anyone have a toyhouse code they can spare? I will draw your OC as a thank you, all styles welcome

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 16/09/2025

Sent a pigeon through the tube at the bank. Boy were they surprised

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Brett Meiselas @bmeiselas.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Why won't any of the sports teams honoring Charlie Kirk play some clips of him? Please show us what you are celebrating. Don't be shy about it. Show us what made him so great. Play his greatest hits.

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 11/09/2025

All who eulogize this person positively & all media outlets martyring him, including the CEO of this app, you all KNOW you could roll out a scroll's worth of quotes like this attributed to him. You KNOW he stoked violence. In honoring him you stoke more. The rest of us now see how You think of us.

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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Please post exactly correctly or the people who declared the ninth crusade against a restaurant chain for changing its logo two weeks ago may act rashly

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

"He reviled, belittled, and demeaned large numbers of my fellow Americans, but he was quite cordial to me" sets my teeth on edge.

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