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@weirdevaltimes.bsky.social
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Every year my MIL sends us a box of “presents” that is just random boomer junk we didn’t ask for and don’t need. I kept the box for the cats, who are trash connoisseurs. Her majesty was pleased.
A cat in a box with glowing reflective eyes
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
If this is a horror story about being stuck in traffic on 50 I will embrace this role wholeheartedly
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Does anyone have a toyhouse code they can spare? I will draw your OC as a thank you, all styles welcome
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Share the last 4 games you’ve played and expose your gaming habits. Very on brand level of chaos for me
Final Fantasy XProject ZomboidResident Evil 4Pokémon Shining Pearl
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
My 15 year old will be turning 16 soon and I am hoping we will hit this age range someday. If I could shave years off my life I’d give it to my cats to extend theirs
Kitty with bow tie collar lounging
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Rawr
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
It finally happened, I was finally chosen Say hello to Minerva. She is about 12 years old and weighs about 1/3 of our other cats lol
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Twinning! Some days he will allow me to pat the pouch and other days he will shred my hands like an industrial cheese grater. Either way he purrs lol
His majesty Hermes, a black cat, displays his primordial pouch. What does he keep inside? Is it secrets? He will never tell.
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Template bc I forgot to post lol
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I’m all over the place lol
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I’ll do you one better 😂
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
My girl does this too. She’ll make a meow that sounds like “bleh!” and give whomever sneezed the dirtiest look 😂 She’s also a bit of a twitchy cat, so I think she’s sensitive to sound and touch. Is yours similar? Tax of her majesty:
A black cat perches like a beautiful pear, judging silently
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Popular opinion: mind your fucking business Nancy
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Why do I want deviled eggs now
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
You said it was only a test. I just didn’t realize it was going to be a blood test.
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Ah yes, my two fav varieties of cat: polar bear and actual pear
A pear 🍐
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
why not both
on the left a short haired black cat Hermes does his best impression of the sphinx; on the right a long haired black cat Hera gathers energy to cast spells on us for more food
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Show me your kitties
Hera, a black cat, prepares to unhinge her jaw to feast on the flesh of her enemiesHermes, a black cat, reaching for food in his dreams
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Try not to make bad choices: impossible challenge
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Ours are always exhausted from starvation. If only something could be done to save them from the cold grasp of routine afternoon naps and occasional screaming 30 minutes before supper
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Four video game men I find attractive (clearly Square Enix has me in a chokehold, I regret nothing)
Auron from FFXVincent Valentine from FF7 RebirthXemnas from KH3Sephiroth from FF7 Remake
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
How lovely! The miracle of birth truly is something. I was also blessed with my own.
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I too know this pain. Every morning is a chance for him to give me DIY nipple piercings with those velociraptor claws
An absolute unit of a black cat displays his knife claws while cuddling with his mommy
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
This feels like every interaction I have with my intern He says some shit like “you know that REALLY OLD movie Napoleon Dynamite” and I lay on the floor waiting for Life Alert to rescue me
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Your cat be like:
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Art imitates life
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Paco looks like my Hermes lol
Black cat doing a tongue blep
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I got this freeloader from Craigslist
A black cat lounges beneath a celestial blanket. She has no job and no responsibilities.
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Give her everything she wants or else
a white cat meows and points a gun
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Do you have a video of this with sound perchance? 👀 This burnt chicken nugget loves to hit me with the tiniest, crispiest meows when he’s scamming for extra food. It usually works, and when it doesn’t he bites me 😂
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
blep is love, blep is life
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Hermes, on the other hand, is compelled to defeat the invisible demons at all costs. Lately this means screaming at 12 am and attacking my tapestry. Other times it’s just the post-poop madness (zoomies) after he’s blown up the bathroom litter box. He also throws hands 😂
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Lmao the fur adds like 10 pounds at least. It also doesn’t help that this is her at her highest activity level.
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I made it more menacing for you. Do the frowning eyebrows help? I think they do. I’m a little frightened she could scold me. (Your photos are amazing, I’m just being stupid for fun lol)
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Attention people who don’t like black cats: give them to me. Hermes and Hera need more friends for our pantheon (pantheron?) and if someone sends me cats my husband can’t get mad at me for acquiring more
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I was summoned
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
who needs alarms when you’ve got hungry goblins to yell in your face and do parkour off of everything noisy and breakable you own
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Also if you’re into creatures like me, Terryl Whitlach (who designed aliens like Jar Jar Binks) has some baller art books about how to design creatures.
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
@elizabethauron.bsky.social yes good, you’ve joined and now we can share art and FF thirst traps with each other 😌
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oops, all bees! @weirdevaltimes.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Haven’t had much traffic on other places I’ve posted, so I’m giving it a shot here. #art #fantasyart #dragon #dragonart #pencil #sketch
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