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Mother Frog Slut // Steward of Giant Reptiles

@toadcialism.bsky.social
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She/her AuDHD 🚫GenAI Writer, gamedev, reptile artist & steward, biz consultant & tax law writer/researcher. Toad & monitor lizard mom to Liora 💙🦎 Artisan Reptilian Jewelry at @peculiarityshop.bsky.social and varanidparadise.com linktr.ee/sonictoad

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Mother Frog Slut // Steward of Giant Reptiles @toadcialism.bsky.social · 1h
More sparklies coming tomorrow! The disgusting weather in LA is back, so I’ll be bunkered in with Liora and all the beads. But in addition to the Friday jewelry thread, check out these lovely fairy-inspired scalies I literally just finished! #bsnm #jewelry www.varanidparadise.com/shop/p/ois66...
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Fairy Dragon Gems Scaly Earrings — Varanid Paradise Reptilian Atelier
These breathtaking earrings made of Czech glass dragon scales blend classic goth elegance with sparkly, fairy whimsy. Fine Japanese seed beads in shiny metallic pink surround jet black dragon scales w...
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Mother Frog Slut // Steward of Giant Reptiles @toadcialism.bsky.social · 3h
My child is so perfect
Liora the Kimberley rock monitor perching on her mommy’s arm mid-tongue flick
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Mother Frog Slut // Steward of Giant Reptiles @toadcialism.bsky.social · 12h
Friday jewelry thread time! 🦎💎 NEW amazing sparklies at Varanid Paradise, limited quantity restocks of designs that popped off, and vibes for spooky season! Check em out! 🧵 #bsnm #jewelry
Black and fiery blue Czech glass dragon scale earrings Long earrings with red dragon skin teardrops and black spikes Bi pride czech glass dragon scale earrings Long wildberry metallic blue and silver ringmail earrings with spikes on the bottom
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 7h
NOW AVAILABLE! REAL PEWTER CASTS! missmonster.bigcartel.com
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Matt Blair @mjmbca.bsky.social · 13h
Remember back when Clippy was a thing, and we were all pissed off about Clippy interrupting us while we were trying to do a simple job? Imagine being told at the time that one day, every website and app would have its own version of that, and that none of them would know what they were doing.
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WingsNDNSilver @wingsndnsilver.bsky.social · 12h
Okay, folks, I'm going to be doing these off and on all day, one at a time. Things are bad here. The people who yap about things being great [like WS] have no idea what real life is like outside their bubbles of extraordinary privilege. I need to find a way to get these folks some help.
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Mother Frog Slut // Steward of Giant Reptiles @toadcialism.bsky.social · 10h
I’m feeling super inspired today! I’m thinking of making another pair of scaly earrings but in black with pink gem-like beads, and a smoky rainbow pride croc monitor bracelet 👀
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Mother Frog Slut // Steward of Giant Reptiles @toadcialism.bsky.social · 10h
Morning baby snuggles and look who’s getting a nice bronto-mogging today! @joshsteinberg.bsky.social
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Swara A.S. ☀️🍉🌊🧿 @spiderswarz.bsky.social · 14h
Just on a simple glance NO company should own this much!!!! It's so blatantly a monopoly!!!! And one that's over $80 billion in debt! No matter what this is a Pyrrhic victory for Ellison who again is now over *$80 billion* in debt!!!!! Abject failure of our system to stop this.
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 11h
This is also the time of year every coffee shop makes 'scary' lattes by putting charcoal in them. If you take birth control by mouth, that shit will not work when there's charcoal in your stomach.
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Kate Sánchez @ohmymithrandir.bsky.social · 11h
If you're a woman who plays EA Sports CFB or Madden, I wanna talk to you! And if you're a woman who loves football and don't play those games, I also wanna hear from you! Working on a piece on football, the sports video games, and well, US! RESHARES APPRECIATED
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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 11h
Whatcha thinking bout
Tobias the ball python looking into the camera, his head is frames a bit like it has a halo
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Mother Frog Slut // Steward of Giant Reptiles @toadcialism.bsky.social · 12h
Friday jewelry thread time! 🦎💎 NEW amazing sparklies at Varanid Paradise, limited quantity restocks of designs that popped off, and vibes for spooky season! Check em out! 🧵 #bsnm #jewelry
Black and fiery blue Czech glass dragon scale earrings Long earrings with red dragon skin teardrops and black spikes Bi pride czech glass dragon scale earrings Long wildberry metallic blue and silver ringmail earrings with spikes on the bottom
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Mother Frog Slut // Steward of Giant Reptiles @toadcialism.bsky.social · 23h
If you’ve been eyeing my smoky rainbow pride stuff—this is a good time to commission me, before I head back east to see my family around Halloween. I retooled the palette with a better red, PERFECT smoky silver seed beads, and one of my Czech distributors resurrected my discontinued smoky blue!
A pair of smoky rainbow pride Czech glass dragon scale earrings, now in improved palette with matching smoky silver seed beads!
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Mother Frog Slut // Steward of Giant Reptiles @toadcialism.bsky.social · 12h
“Mommy! It’s too early!” 🌞 Yes, poppet I will resume petting you when you’re more awake
Liora the Kimberley rock monitor sleepily lounging on her rock ledge as her mommy pets her
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am one of the fire survivors he's trying to screw over. If you want to help me rebuild, you can buy something from my Etsy shop: www.etsy.com/shop/thenigh...
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thenightwellforge - Etsy
Shop items by thenightwellforge.
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Mother Frog Slut // Steward of Giant Reptiles @toadcialism.bsky.social · 23h
He’ll do 1-2 really good things, like signing the bill outlawing child marriage in California— Then QUICKLY pivots back to how much he sucks.
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Mother Frog Slut // Steward of Giant Reptiles @toadcialism.bsky.social · 23h
If you’ve been eyeing my smoky rainbow pride stuff—this is a good time to commission me, before I head back east to see my family around Halloween. I retooled the palette with a better red, PERFECT smoky silver seed beads, and one of my Czech distributors resurrected my discontinued smoky blue!
A pair of smoky rainbow pride Czech glass dragon scale earrings, now in improved palette with matching smoky silver seed beads!
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Mother Frog Slut // Steward of Giant Reptiles @toadcialism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Friday jewelry thread tomorrow is gonna be lit, I just added some incredible new treasures to Varanid Paradise 👀💎🦎 Feel free to get a sneak peek 😏 #bsnm #jewelry
Smoky rainbow pride Czech glass dragon scale earring Bob the Komodo dragon toy modeling a Bi Wrath scaly croc monitor teeth bracelet Blood red gem-like Czech glass dragon scale earring Beige jewelry bust displaying an incredibly long and ornate beaded lizard on a silver chain
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
like tears in rain
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While hentai (until now, I thought it was called manga) was on screen as part of search to prove 2 my wife tentacle porn exists, what....(1)
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...some to show her it was real. But I couldn't find any - & ended up w/ this. My family reads my twitter feed, so they know this is true.
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Sigh. Ok, I'm a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that "tentacle porn" existed. I tried to find...(1)
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Plague Poems @plaguepoems.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I keep hearing that being concerned about Covid, or that being concerned about climate, or that being concerned about AI, is really just a sign of “a moral panic,” but based on the state of the world these days it seems immoral not to be at least a little panicked
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Tiffany Michelle Brown (she/her) @tmbwrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#hARToween26 - Day 1 - Prompt: Sinister Spiderweb
An asymmetrical spiderweb drawn with charcoal and silver Sharpie with red blood droplets dripping from select corners of the web
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the Council will see you now
a frog, a toad and a salamander sitting in a circle
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 01/10/2026
I keep seeing this Semafor graph that seems to show the Trump administration’s effect on international visits is comparable to the pandemic. My first thought was “that can’t be true” and indeed it is not. This is monthly data. We only have to Jun/Aug 2026. The lines are over-fitted to the months.
Semafor graph with catastrophic drops.
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Mother Frog Slut // Steward of Giant Reptiles @toadcialism.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good morning ☁️
Liora the Kimberley rock monitor lounging on her bamboo bridge as her mommy pets her brontosaurus neck
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Mother Frog Slut // Steward of Giant Reptiles @toadcialism.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I made a beaded lizard! Might turn this lil guy into a necklace 😁
Cream colored beading mat with a green and cream lizard made of four articulated beaded segments with beaded feet and tongue plus a beaded fringe tail
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Southern Dad (defiant!!) has taken a lot of heat already but I want to revisit the second paragraph in which he posits that Andrew Tate’s popularity is the fault of women. And I suspect he’s not alone even among self-proclaimed “allies” in thinking that.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If your solidarity depends on women expressing their fear and anger in a way you find agreeable, you are enforcing the condition that has always governed our safety: Be pleasant and be quiet, or what happens next is your fault.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everyone’s gonna memory hole this like they do her racism and antisemitism but this is your regular reminder that Joyce Carol Oates fucking sucks and just because she sometimes makes a funny tweet doesn’t erase how much she fucking sucks.
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"commission me" -heron @thxnywy.art · 30/09/2026
stomp stomp #art
a pen sketch of a mushroom with legs wearing boots
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This reminds me of how anyone who has *ever* had to do wfh timekeeping has had to deal with software that is not at all designed for how humans work, and they end up having to mcguyver things to fit into how the timekeeping program wants stuff logged.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All those used bookstores that are getting bulk orders from AI book-shredding companies have a golden opportunity to do some data poisoning, I'm just saying
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Mother Frog Slut // Steward of Giant Reptiles @toadcialism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Heads up, LA baddies who sell things online or at live markets: Los Angeles County sales tax is 10.25% effective tomorrow, 10/1/26. Make sure you change your payment processor and e-commerce accounts to reflect this! cdtfa.ca.gov/taxes-and-fe...
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California City and County Sales and Use Tax Rates - Cities, Counties and Tax Rates - California Department of Tax and Fee Administration
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Dr. Heather Hinam 🍁 🇨🇦 @secondnaturemb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Walking around in the bush with my head down again this morning. I’m absolutely in love with the gills on this mushroom. I think it might be a type of oysterling. 🍄🌿
Looking at the underside of a frilly oyster mushroom. The different lobes overlap, each other kind of like a nudibranch, it’s tan gills form, beautiful, ripping patterns.
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Mother Frog Slut // Steward of Giant Reptiles @toadcialism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gaze upon my absolutely majestic dino daughter!
Liora the Kimberley rock monitor craning her brontosaurus neck on her bamboo bridge
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Mother Frog Slut // Steward of Giant Reptiles @toadcialism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good morning 🌞
Liora the Kimberley rock monitor splooting on her mommy’s arm
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
The more I learn about this Cornell situation, the angrier I get because it's SO normalized in academic environments.
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Mother Frog Slut // Steward of Giant Reptiles @toadcialism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sweet sleepy Liora snoot 🥰🦕
Liora the Kimberley rock monitor sound asleep on her rock ledge
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i love how strongly anti-AI young buckaroos are, and the creative community is, and basically anyone who knows anything about it. but dang i wish folks brought that kind of fight to the world of erotica. such a sneaky reveal of how those who CLAIM to care actually dont see erotica as 'real art'
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Whimzie's Bounty @whimziesbounty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guys, tomorrow is the last day to get 20% site wide! Use code GRANDOPENING20 whimziesbounty.bigcartel.com
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Whimzie's Bounty
Fantastic creations that bring joy and fun to your day!
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AjiWings @ajijaakwe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And it's a final short thread @wingsndnsilver.bsky.social with tonight's local urgent n4eeds. Just one tonight, a disabled grandma with two little grandsons at home, still $300 short on September rent:
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026
Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future”
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Mother Frog Slut // Steward of Giant Reptiles @toadcialism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good morning 🌞
Liora the Kimberley rock monitor sweetly cuddling with her mommy
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Izolde Fishman @izolde.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ko-fi.com/iafishman/go... it is getting late in the month; been sick again (i am sick a lot! it's not great) so i'm scrambling to make up for lost time. please help me pay rent and buy food and such for myself, my partner, and our cat. #helpsky #mutualaid #marequest #transcrowdfund
a photograph of a woman inn glasses and a gray shirt dress. the neckline reveals some décolletage. a photograph of an obnoxiously cute cat sitting in a basket. he takes up the entire basket. he looks slightly smug about this.
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