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pretty boy swag esq. @weedhomer69.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
well what's up on fake twitter
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 17/10/2025
MODERATOR: Your rebuttal, Mr. Cuomo? CUOMO: You know, I have, these people, I have spent many times in an [eye twitching] Islamic Mask- SLIWA: [raising hand] In 1997 I Met A Vampire Inside Katz's Delicatessen
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pretty boy swag esq. @weedhomer69.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
somehow i think bluesky ended up sucking more than twitter. but slightly less than threads, which is so sucky i can't believe it's still running
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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2025
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.
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Mikael Thalen @mikaelthalen.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
The hacked emails of ex-Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak (story in post below) included a 2015 message from Epstein's assistant in which Barak was asked to contribute to a birthday booklet for Epstein. Shows Epstein repeatedly received such books on his birthday.
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Bloody Marie "Dollspooker" Dollfucker @dollfucker.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
That top down RTS pussy got me saying "at once" "very well" "moving there now" "as you command"
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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
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Alex Bertram-Powell @alexbpart.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
lmao lmao lmao lmao
"We're clear-eyed: Every AI company and investor has massive incentive to hype the most glorious AI case. So the technology might never live up to its promise. But this would require every CEO of America's seven biggest companies to be collectively delusion about where they're spending trillions in combined capital."
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 22/08/2025
FUCK THAT RULES
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Jhostynxon Garcia, AKA "The Password" is reportedly joining the Boston Red Sox, per multiple sources including MLB's lan Browne. The outfielder is the team's No. 3 prospect according to MLB Pipeline.
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splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 15/08/2025
flaming moe's
lenny is sat with homer at moe's with some pokemon cards scattered across the bar.
Lenny: hey whatcha got there homer?
Homer: oh i don't know... it's some crap the boy is into these days
Barney: hey! moe! this one looks like you!
Moe then snatches the card.
Moe: what? gimme that! i oughta sue the hell outta-
Moe then contrmplates the Magmar card, and finds recognition within it.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
crime is rampant in DC
onion headline: 'You A Pumpkin-Headed Bitch’ Announces Bus Teenager

image shows a rude teen glaring at the camera while seated on a city bus
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 12/08/2025
so the only legislative victories of labour, the uk's "centre-left" party are thus far 1. legal to kill grandma 2. all trans people banned 3. like 65% of all adults are now technically terrorists 4. do you have a loicense to read wikipedia
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pretty boy swag esq. @weedhomer69.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
biryani is one of the greatest dishes on earth like i can't think of anything else that makes me feel so satiated but also so healthy after i eat it. i feel like i could perform feats of strength. im mughal warrior maxxing
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
i have a chance to make cuomo mad a second time this year. what a gift. the haters stay winning
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pretty boy swag esq. @weedhomer69.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
i said CUMIN lamb
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Emmeline @shirokumahi.me · 11/07/2025
me whenever i talk about a tweet
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/07/2025
for some reason grok is responding in first person from elon musks perspective lmfao
Yes, limited evidence exists: I visited Epstein's NYC home once briefly (~30 min) with my ex-wife in the early 2010s out of curiosity; saw nothing inappropriate and declined island invites. No advisory role or deeper ties. A 2023 subpoena sought docs in a JP Morgan lawsuit, but I've never been accused of wrongdoing. Deny knowing Ghislaine Maxwell beyond a photobomb. grok.com
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joyce’s monster 🎃 @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
its crazy that fascism 1.0 happened before suburbs were really a thing. they were doing that on hard mode
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
lmao
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
[at KGB Bar circa 2021] They’re gonna hang me at Dimes Square Nuremberg for this one 😂 FIVE YEARS LATER: P-please your Honxr!! I didn’t mean what I said about “Woody Allen innocent” !!!
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dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
we must liberate our outerborough neighbors from the tyranny of the car
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pretty boy swag esq. @weedhomer69.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
i am so proud of my neighborhood for putting up saddam numbers for zohran dude. ridgewood is so cool
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Dimes Square Nuremberg starts TOMORROW
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/06/2025
i would like it a lot of zohran did whatever it takes to keep lander involved with the campaign. ride a tandem bike with him in your ads man this is great stuff
As he wrapped up his speech, Brad Lander again congratulated Mamdani, whom he cross-endorsed. And Lander, who is Jewish, declared, “We are not going to let anyone divide Muslim New Yorkers and Jewish New Yorkers.”
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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/06/2025
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pretty boy swag esq. @weedhomer69.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
i know the ratfucking zohran is going to get between now and the general will be insane but god i just want to enjoy the prospect of having a good mayor for once
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אסתי | esti @estibass.com · 25/06/2025
Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
Zohran standing amidst a crowd in winter clothing
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pretty boy swag esq. @weedhomer69.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
chat i can't believe we really sent cuomo back to the fucking suburbs let's fucking go
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
BRUTAL
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
i want to take a moment to say especially fuck every gutless piece of shit who had called for cuomo's resignation before and turned around and endorsed him
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
mamdani derangement syndrome
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 25/06/2025
Ridgewood biggest margin for Mamdani! Greatest neighborhood in the greatest city in the world
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
OMG! TOO CUTE??? ❤️ Scientists taught rats to drive tiny cars and found that even when they didn't give them treats, they would still intentionally get into car crashes for the purpose of sexual gratification
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
what a beautiful mind
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
happy fathers day
portrait studio photo of a guy with a short shaved mohawk and tribal necklace wearing a karate instructors robe and holding a sheathed katana placing his hand protectively on his newborn baby

"My promise to you, to protect you always"
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