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Vincent Rendoni

@warshingtonian.bsky.social
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chicano bobby hill • DEAD CHICANO MIXTAPE (Red Hen, 2027) • A GRITO CONTEST IN THE AFTERLIFE (Catamaran, 2022) • seattle, wa • he/him bio.site/vincentrendoni

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 9h
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Susan L. Leary @susanlleary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
✨COVER REVEAL✨ for my new chap, SENTENCE, out with Nine Syllables Press on December 1st! If you love my brother poems, you will love these as well! PRE-ORDER at the link: www.ninesyllablespress.com/shop/p/sente... And learn more in the replies! Graphics: 9SP IG
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/09/2026
peter thiel is another one of those guys who we are supposed to think is brilliant but every time he opens his mouth my first thought is “this guy sounds like an idiot”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-…
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Death Dragging an Old Man to His Tomb, by Stefano della Bella, 1648
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shome dasgupta @shomedasgupta.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Say—here are about 78 literary journals opening for submissions in October. Some are open now or will close soon in September or October. Genres, themes, & guidelines vary—dates are tentative. These should be no-fee. There are more resources out there, too. Wish y’all well, friends.
Paris Review
Electric Literature
Quarterly West
Writers Space Africa
Reading Into Culture
Hoot Review
Petrichor
Encyclopedia Prismatica
128 Lit
Diamond Gazette
Brick
WayWords
The Gilded Weathervane
Shadowplay
Fiction
Amsterdam Review
Poet Lore
Room
Oakwood
Southern Quill
45th Paralelle
Apotheca Journal
MicroLit
Weird Lit
Gravity Of The Thing
Nimrod
Superpresent
Ink In Thirds
Beloit Poetry
Unbound Ink
New World Writing
Folio
Plume
The Shore
Banshee
Tractor Beam
SmokeLong Quarterly
Rome Review
Patrika Aranyak
Gyroscope Review
Letters
Forge
Two Hawks Quarterly
Seaside Gothic
The Rumpus
Westchester Review
Thieving Magpie
Kitchen Table Quarterly
Salamander
New Feathers Anthology
Shift
Portland Review
Barcelona Review
The Razor
Clockhouse
Tahoma Literary Review
Clackamas Literary
Gooseberry Pie
The Drift
Wigleaf
Craft
Pithead Chapel
Doric Literary
Reed Magazine
Harpur Palate
Trace Fossils Review
Ninth Letter
Black Fox
Redivider
The Meadow
Puerto Del Sol
Lolwe
Split Lip
Beaver Magazine
Lunch Ticket
Saw Palm
Bat City Review
Crab Creek Review
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Jack Straw Cultural Center @jackstraw.org · 19/09/2026
Here's an excerpt from #JackStrawWriter Vincent Rendoni. Songbird With Plums (Excerpt) #JackStrawWriters2022 #RecordingStudio #SeattleRecordingStudio #Seattle #HispanicHeritageMonth @warshingtonian.bsky.social
Black text on a white background. Text is an excerpt from #JackStrawWriter Vincent Rendoni. Text is “I ask Abuela how she caught them.  She cuts a cube of lard over a cast-iron pan. Their music betrays them."
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@dril

i pray my IQ forever remains in the "Sweet Spot" wherein its high enough to call out the BS but too low to recognize the Futility of Posting
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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Vincent Rendoni @warshingtonian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nevermind. Seahawks game went exactly as I thought it would. Corgi photo revoked.
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Vincent Rendoni @warshingtonian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Here you go fellow Seahawks fans, you probably need this
corgi doofus
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Andy Famiglietti @afamiglietti.org · 09/09/2026
Anthropic: Oooooooh look out! There could be a superintelligence! What if it's not aligned! Spooky! Scary! Also Anthropic: please pay no attention to this boring ol' mass surveillance system. Nothing to see here.
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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Vincent Rendoni @warshingtonian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm going to see Coyote vs. Acme a second time next week. It's the best film of 2026, and friends, nothing else is even particularly close.
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Vincent Rendoni @warshingtonian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
in crescent bar, washington, surrounded by baby whippets, I'm so happy
very good girl 1very good girl 2
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JaneLane @nyjanelane.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Tesla is Acme Corporation
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck
This 11,000-Year-Old Statue from Turkey Shows a Man Riding a Leopard.
Archaeologists Aren't Sure
Why
The strange sculpture reverses a recurring Stone Age motif of humans confronting dangerous predators.
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Vincent Rendoni @warshingtonian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
the GOAT
A literal mountain goat enjoying a snack at the zoo
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
These people had protected status. They lived here legally. They worked, they paid taxes. They made lives. Raised families. Now we’ve dehumanized them. Ripped away that protection and told them to get out. This is a stain on the soul of this Nation.
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Vincent Rendoni @warshingtonian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
hello, please get off this app and look at the moon 🌝🌚
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it.
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You now have permission to forget about Dre
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SEAMILF?? @justwhitney.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Largest shut out since 1888 holy fuck
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Selina @selinaaa1212.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Altuve RETIRE BITCH
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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Jake Paul saying Seattle sucks is perhaps the greatest endorsement the city of Seattle has ever received
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izzy @isobel.top · 11/08/2026
logging into bluesky
chrono trigger screenshot:

Welcome to the Millennial Fair!
Have fun!
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
These are the 4 things AI can do well: •Clean up your email inbox (badly) •Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party •Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself •Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday You can see why we need to base our economy around it
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Ellen Braaten @ellenbraaten.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Congress could stop this madness at any time but they choose not to do so
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matthew @pahuski.com · 10/08/2026
The ads alone are worth the price of The Onion’s print edition
Ad in The Onion: a stock photo of a man holding his neck in pain, with the United Healthcare logo and the text: “Walk it off.”
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🎃Darin S Pumpkins🎃 @darinself.com · 07/08/2026
If you exclude inflation in my housing, healthcare, food, transportation, and education costs my real wages have increased.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Jon Heyman skeeting “Breaking: Skubal to Dodgers” and Dan O’Sullivan skeeting “I hate this fucking country.” These posts are related, to me.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This might sound elitist, but I don’t think the people liking the Peanuts slop posts should have rights
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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oh no, not your mom’s pied-a-terre!!!!!!!
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Homer could’ve saved us all these debates about which translation of the Odyssey is the best if he’d just written it in English in the first place
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Doesn’t one of these guys say to themselves, “you know what, not worth it”
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Hassaan Ahmed حسان احمد @ancienthydra.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
In the same week as the world gushing over the Odyssey and its practical effects and... everything about it, we have this rubbish as the ultimate comparison point. AI is shit, and however talented you may have been, using AI will invalidate your talent and turn it into shit.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Every day this guy does something like this and every day the same people who dress him up as a terrifying commie destroyer of civilization do a dozen things to sabotage the public good, to murder and destroy and hate and kill, and I can't anymore handle those who won't see the clear difference.
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Vincent Rendoni @warshingtonian.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Alfredo Creamer. ... I have some regrets about replying to this.
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Mike Meyers @themikeshow42.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Don Mattingly: Nihilist
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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
well, he’s probably not getting reelected
Lindsey Graham was facing reelection in November. What happens now?
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Vincent Rendoni @warshingtonian.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I would wish exactly this on my worst enemy
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lamentation (flipped, detail), by Gerard David, 1515-23, 📸 by Roberto Schmidt
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
jesus fucking christ
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Lauri Donahue @lauridonahue.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
futurism.com/future-socie... lol
As one New York financier told Financial Times journalist Gillian Tett, new hires who were seen as “AI natives” are turning out to have alarmingly shallow ideas. So much so, the anonymous finance worker admitted, that his firm now actively avoids seeking out AI-literate STEM graduates, and opts to comb through humanities students instead.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 03/07/2026
Make sure to leave a hot dog out tonight, or Lincoln won’t leave you any presents
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