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@vorpal.bsky.social
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Shooter is some dull white Utah republican guy. Always cool when the trash takes itself out.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
really feels like housing affordability is one of the most important political issues of our time, affecting nearly every aspect of our lives, and everyday our mainstream political discourse is about whether sour cream is woke or not
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Can't believe that the sociopaths I sold bombs to did sociopath things with the bombs I sold them.
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
16 million people are losing their healthcare and hospitals are already closing because of it but it’s a win because one of the bottom tier fast food restaurants is going to start selling the same Mexican Cokes that you can already get at literally every store

@SecKennedy
MAHA is winning.

Steak 'n Shake
@SteaknShake • 2d
Starting August 1, Steak n Shake will offer Coca-Cola with real cane sugar in glass bottles.
America deserves the best!
6:10 PM • 7/19/25 • 134K Views
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
the not kidding star

put this star in your post so your enemies to know you are serious about your threats
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 14/07/2025
The year is 2025. Elmo is a Nazi. The president, also a Nazi, is being taken to task for his prolific history of child rape. The richest man in the world, also a Nazi, has released his chatbot which instructs people on how to break into people’s homes and rape them. The chatbot is also a Nazi.
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
you know, they really did do this
legendary dril tweet that goes 

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
i am not a "hustler". i am not "on the grind". i do not want to "work hard play hard" and this company is not my family. i want to do my job and go home 👍
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Assuming that this happened while Peterson was breaking down the plot of Cars 2.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
louder for the people in the back
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Two types of Americans are afraid of the Chinese govt. Conservatives and gigantic racist pussies. Sorry, correction: one type of American.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
never forget that mamdani’s campaign started to surge after calling tom homan a bitch to his face
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
loool
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404 Media @404media.co · 24/06/2025
‘FuckLAPD.com’ Lets Anyone Use Facial Recognition to Instantly Identify Cops 🔗 www.404media.co/fucklapd-com...
404media.co
‘FuckLAPD.com’ Lets Anyone Use Facial Recognition to Instantly Identify Cops
A free tool that allows anyone to upload a photo of an LAPD officer to get their name and badge number.
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
A Harvard study of IDF data finds that there are 377,000 people unaccounted for in Gaza. That estimate is six times the number of people normally cited as killed. Genocide. medium.com/@m4xim1l1an/...
Gaza Strip was approximately 2.227 million. The Garb report includes maps displaying IDF estimates for the populations remaining in what are considered the three primary enclaves.
The numbers are as follows:
Gaza City: 1 million
Mawasi: 0.5 million
Central: 0.35 million
The total of these official estimates is 1.85 million people.
Simple arithmetic reveals a horrifying gap: 2.227 million minus 1.85 million leaves 377,000 people unaccounted for.
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Michelle Moore @trebula.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
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Truthout @truthout.org · 20/06/2025
New polling finds that most Democratic voters want the current leaders of the Democratic Party to be replaced, as current leadership has failed to unite behind a coherent message to resist President Donald Trump’s fascist power grab.
truthout.org
62 Percent of Democrats Want Current Party Leaders to Be Replaced, Poll Finds
Democrats recently ousted David Hogg from leadership after he criticized the party for complacency.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Hard work is not the path to success, hard work is the path to maybe doing ok. The path to success is doing massive and severe fraud
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
President Netanyahu is a bit fussy about this.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
the future of the democratic party is this old guy who sucks
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
My gut feeling after reading factoids from all over for years is that Iran is a sleeper military powerhouse country. If this is true and not just saber-rattling, I wouldn't be surprised. But maybe I'm wishfully thinking that israel gets what they deserve.
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
a world where everyone owns the home they live in and no one owns a home they don't
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ZuneMessiah @stopmaggot.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Neon from the matrix with meme font reading "BORN TOO LATE TO DEPLOY TO THE MIDDLE EAST"
then
"BORN TOO SOON TO DEPLOY TO THE MIDDLE EAST"
then
"BORN JUST IN TIME TO DEPLOY TO THE MIDDLE EAST"
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 19/06/2025
The videos leaking out of Tel Aviv in the last few hours now are wiiiild. Iran is fucking them up! Either they ran out of interceptors or they lied about their missile defense capabilities, or both
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The Corgi Commissar 🎲 @corgicommissar.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
This is the softest of softball opposition possible, and it still leaves this chinless freak completely flabbergasted. We live in the stupidest fucking country possible. You don't have to hand it to Tucker, but it's embarrassing that all it would take is this level of pushback from dem opposition
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
apologies for sharing a shit bag tucker carlson clip but just imagine a world where most liberals and media had even a shred of principled opposition to forever wars and were willing to stick to it
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Arcas De Disco @puckarks.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
This is not good for #Iran Israel is blacking out their internet to commit crimes against humanity
•Confirmed: Live network data show #Iran is now in the midst of a near-total national internet blackout; the incident follows a series of earlier partial disruptions and comes amid escalating military tensions with Israel after days of back-and-forth missile strikes
Network Connectivity - Iran: 2025-06-06 to 2025-06-18 UTC
Connectivity (normalized)
100%
80%
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Matapacos at #1. WeRateDogs said "ACAB", baby.
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
These caltrops were worth every silver piece at the general goods store. A+ Purchase.
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
*ABOLISH ICE* new pixel piece and free-only phone/banner sets (links below)
pixel art against a dark background that reads "Abolish ICE," abolish is written in bright red letters fashioned in a graffiti marker style, letters angled into a wedge with the tip of the L smashing into the ICE letters. ICE letters are in a large square font literally made of ice and all cracking and shattering into pieces all overpixel art in desaturated green colors against a dark background that reads "Abolish ICE," abolish is written in glowing dark letters fashioned in a graffiti marker style, letters angled into a wedge with the tip of the L smashing into the ICE letters. ICE letters are lighter color in a large square font literally made of ice and all cracking and shattering into pieces all over
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Can you imagine Googling something and getting AI slop at the top of your results, then going to Wikipedia instead, just to get even more AI slop?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Another pro wrestler with better politics and a more clearly articulated moral stance than 99.9% of elected officials
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Cops-- pathetic. Fuck off. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/youre-a-bu...
hamiltonnolan.com
You're a Bunch of Cowards!
We're all laughing at you.
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Constantly thinking about how, years ago, AOC said "abolish ICE" and every single liberal in the US simultaneously filled their diaper ... And now we have a gestapo.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I'm so scared of cities. All those buildings so close to each other. You can go to the movie theater and a restaurant and the park while walking, in defiance of God. There are people you haven't met before. Sometimes there's a dog in a jacket
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 10/06/2025
oh crazy, it is as if protests have consistently hurt trump since 2017
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
i know it’s been a good day — but allow me to remind you why it’s actually a great day
Ronald Reagan › Date of death
June 5, 2004
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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Wikipedia definition of "idiot plot": In literary criticism, an idiot plot is one which is "kept in motion solely by virtue of the fact that everybody involved is an idiot",[1]: 26  and where the story would quickly end, or possibly not even happen, if this were not the case.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
guys we HAVE to get rid of DEI. it’s about FAIRNESS
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Pink Guy is attending an interview with the chief exec and CEO of a company.
CEO: “Our company does not adhere to DEI hiring practices 

Panel 2:
CEO continues: “We believe in hiring based strictly on qualifications”

Panel 3:
Pink Guy interjects and says “Actually, DEI is about addressing a systemic imbalance in-
CHIEF EXEC butts in: HEY

Panel 4:
CHIEF EXEC: Don’t talk back to my dad
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
This worked which means it is all true
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 01/06/2025
by carefully mixing 10% cream with 1% skim milk, you can unlock forbidden milk percentages the government doesn't want you to know about, like 7.725%
some milk I used to make Forbidden Percentages. I didn't mention 2% in my post though. I gotta keep some secrets
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
It’s short for Space XPlode
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 22/05/2025
Would have been pretty clutch to have three more alive people voting nay
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
happy world goth day to those who celebrate 🖤
photo of various types of fishnets with the text "I don't care about your astrological sign. Where are you on the fishnet spectrum?"
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 19/05/2025
fuck your feelings, snowflakes
A tweet from DHS that reads:
 
It is absolutely sickening to compare ICE law enforcement agents to the Gestapo.
Attacks and demonization of ICE and our partners is wrong. ICE officers are now facing a 413% increase in assaults.
Our message is clear: DO NOT come to this country illegally. If you do, we will arrest you, deport you and you will never return.
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ian @iantothemax.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
he was committing wage theft against an employee with cancer cdllife.com/2025/murdere...
a smiling yellow star surrounded by balloons and party poppers and the text CEO DOWN
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Must be nice to be able to go to a hospital and get treatment without fearing that it will be bombed to ground or that the doctors will be summarily executed
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