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@vorpal.bsky.social
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He/Him · Vulva Phrenologist · Jacket Weather Enthusiast · #Antifascist · #ACAB · #FreePalestine 🔻 · 𓅃

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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Shooter is some dull white Utah republican guy. Always cool when the trash takes itself out.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
really feels like housing affordability is one of the most important political issues of our time, affecting nearly every aspect of our lives, and everyday our mainstream political discourse is about whether sour cream is woke or not
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Can't believe that the sociopaths I sold bombs to did sociopath things with the bombs I sold them.
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I thought maybe they'd say "yeah, I guess bikinis are typically sexy" or some other normal sentence, instead of malfunctioning and telling me they hope I'm hit by a car. lol
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Telling you that you overlooked something extremely obvious isn't me bravely leaping to someone's defense. lol
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I'm gonna blow your mind rn: bikinis turn people on.
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
16 million people are losing their healthcare and hospitals are already closing because of it but it’s a win because one of the bottom tier fast food restaurants is going to start selling the same Mexican Cokes that you can already get at literally every store

@SecKennedy
MAHA is winning.

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@SteaknShake • 2d
Starting August 1, Steak n Shake will offer Coca-Cola with real cane sugar in glass bottles.
America deserves the best!
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
the not kidding star

put this star in your post so your enemies to know you are serious about your threats
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 14/07/2025
The year is 2025. Elmo is a Nazi. The president, also a Nazi, is being taken to task for his prolific history of child rape. The richest man in the world, also a Nazi, has released his chatbot which instructs people on how to break into people’s homes and rape them. The chatbot is also a Nazi.
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Hoo boy
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
you know, they really did do this
legendary dril tweet that goes 

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I understand a person making a small adjustment here or there, because something bothers them and they don't want to see it or think about it. When I said "plastic faces" I meant *excessive* surgery--which makes people look like evil ventriloquist dummies.
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Wishing we had a left-wing party instead of a jello-spine centrist party. (We're actually worse than nazi Germany in this aspect, come to think of it.)
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Female David Duke, but more genocidal. My Q: What is with these fascists all having plastic faces?
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Maybe reference your own photos instead of tweeting clown shit then.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
i am not a "hustler". i am not "on the grind". i do not want to "work hard play hard" and this company is not my family. i want to do my job and go home 👍
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Assuming that this happened while Peterson was breaking down the plot of Cars 2.
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Real bummer for people who sit around and think about whether famous pedophile defender Alan Dershowitz likes them.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Photo of famous nazi pussy Matt Walsh crying
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
The President's orange face is literal white replacement.
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
If Rodney Dangerfield were Millennial or Gen Z, this would've come from him.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
louder for the people in the back
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Two types of Americans are afraid of the Chinese govt. Conservatives and gigantic racist pussies. Sorry, correction: one type of American.
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Who gives a shit? A racist loser that hasn't thought it through. It's still not spying. You're still a gigantic dork.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
never forget that mamdani’s campaign started to surge after calling tom homan a bitch to his face
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
They're all not going to "mass disable" anything. What ridiculous cowardice.
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
We should force our scumbag companies to inform the govt of things too. This is hardly "spying" you clown.
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
loool
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
It's so obnoxious explaining to grown adults that there's a difference between personal and private property.
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Goodness, lol Well, I was going to listen to one, to rate the accuracy of your post. Pick one. ;)
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
What is your fav track on that?
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404 Media @404media.co · 24/06/2025
‘FuckLAPD.com’ Lets Anyone Use Facial Recognition to Instantly Identify Cops 🔗 www.404media.co/fucklapd-com...
404media.co
‘FuckLAPD.com’ Lets Anyone Use Facial Recognition to Instantly Identify Cops
A free tool that allows anyone to upload a photo of an LAPD officer to get their name and badge number.
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I also believe everything I read uncritically when the target is Asian people.
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
A Harvard study of IDF data finds that there are 377,000 people unaccounted for in Gaza. That estimate is six times the number of people normally cited as killed. Genocide. medium.com/@m4xim1l1an/...
Gaza Strip was approximately 2.227 million. The Garb report includes maps displaying IDF estimates for the populations remaining in what are considered the three primary enclaves.
The numbers are as follows:
Gaza City: 1 million
Mawasi: 0.5 million
Central: 0.35 million
The total of these official estimates is 1.85 million people.
Simple arithmetic reveals a horrifying gap: 2.227 million minus 1.85 million leaves 377,000 people unaccounted for.
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Michelle Moore @trebula.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
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Truthout @truthout.org · 20/06/2025
New polling finds that most Democratic voters want the current leaders of the Democratic Party to be replaced, as current leadership has failed to unite behind a coherent message to resist President Donald Trump’s fascist power grab.
truthout.org
62 Percent of Democrats Want Current Party Leaders to Be Replaced, Poll Finds
Democrats recently ousted David Hogg from leadership after he criticized the party for complacency.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Hard work is not the path to success, hard work is the path to maybe doing ok. The path to success is doing massive and severe fraud
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
text: MOP my brain: Means of Production (Google says this dorkass acronym is Method of Procedure)
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Things you do after the IOF uses your skull as their toilet.
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
President Netanyahu is a bit fussy about this.
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
This is the most true shit I will read today. 💯
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
the future of the democratic party is this old guy who sucks
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
It's so funny that this reads like a drug dealer posting.
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Good. Let him waste more time on this dead end activity.
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
That's what they drank back then.
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
@chadloder.bsky.social Do you think this is true? Not true? Saber-rattling? I'm trying to get my hopes up. 😅 (You posted recently abt regional missile capabilities, so I thought maybe I'd ask, you'd know.)
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+5 Vorpal Socialism @vorpal.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
My gut feeling after reading factoids from all over for years is that Iran is a sleeper military powerhouse country. If this is true and not just saber-rattling, I wouldn't be surprised. But maybe I'm wishfully thinking that israel gets what they deserve.
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
a world where everyone owns the home they live in and no one owns a home they don't
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