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Kevin Tompkins @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 2h
30 wings for $30 is not a deal when you've lived most of your life where 10 cent wings were a staple
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/09/2024
the three genders
three squeeze bottles of sauce labeled 
special, Halloween & Mild
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 3h
🚨GOALIE GOAL ALERT! 🚨 Igor Shesterkin with an empty net goal (via NHL)
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Haunts Moleman 🎃 @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 11h
Time to get back into Pokemon Go
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12h
Every country on earth:
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 14h
Wanna feel old? Jason Vorhees’ son is playing for Wazzu.
PAY
CLASS
Junior
HT/WT
5'11", 215 Ibs
KIRBY
VORHEES
AC Washington State Cougars • #9 . RB
BIRTHPLACE
Lutz, FL
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The Cavalcade Of Asshats Murders Civilians For Sport @mers0274.bsky.social · 17h
Week After: Ben Johnson's City Skylines build.
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Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cody fucking Bellinger
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James Smyth @jamessmyth621.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chad Tracy went to Erik Miller to face Cody Bellinger Belli .310 AVG vs lefties since last year leads MLB lefties (with an .876 OPS that's 4th behind Schwarber, Ohtani & Carroll) Single for a 2-0 lead
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Haunts Moleman 🎃 @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sonny Gray looks approximately 71 years old without his hat
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JEERFROSENSTICK @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i haven't successfully unsubscribed from shit
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"What if a playoff game ends on an ABS challenge?!?" well, the world won't end and the call would be a correct one
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/09/2026
voters should be doing shit to tech companies that republicans try to do to the post office
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Things I wish my Mayor could say: I sat down with Nas
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂😂😂
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
I really just want like… 3/4th of the economy prosecuted for fraud. Is that really so much to ask?
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If Netflix really wanted its own Heated Rivalry, it would be making a lesbian romance about two WNBA players.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A man replied to this saying in earnest that women need to get organized and fight for our rights and men will follow. We did that. We do that. We mobilized the largest single day protest in global history on every continent and yet I have fewer rights than my mom did at my age.
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Haunts Moleman 🎃 @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Many such cases
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
theonion.com/fun-toy-bann...
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Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids
WASHINGTON, DC–In cooperation with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, Wizco Toys of Montclair, NJ, recalled 245,000 Aqua Assault RoboFighters Monday after three dumb kids managed to kill the...
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Haunts Moleman 🎃 @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is Austin Wells' first game with 2 hits off left handed pitching in 2026
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Roey Hadar @roey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think about Spike Lee talking in a 30 for 30 about heading to see the Knicks in the playoffs in Indiana at the peak of the Knicks/Pacers rivalry and his Reggie Miller beef. He compared the crowd to a Klan rally. None of these Fever crowd incidents have helped them shed that reputation.
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Kevin Tompkins @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cam *FUCKING* Schlittler
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
kinda bullshit whenever the fever score 98. like come on. no it’s not
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 30/09/2026
liberty biberty fuck a fan contest
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Yes, I fell for the "Got your nose" trick, but that shouldn't distract us from the real issue of nose theft in our society
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Michael Brewer @operatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Can we get a week without a nationally-hyped Cowboys showcase game please?" *a monkey's paw curls* (*the monkey's paw looks like a Falcons claw*)
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I got two words for you: Case Keenum and Andy Dalton, must-see TV.
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John Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rolling Stone article:

WHAT SOME FOLKS REALLY MEAN WHEN THEY CLAIM TO HAVENEVERHEARD
OF KEEPING PAINTINGS IN THE FRIDGE
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 29/09/2026
KING
LARGE
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Haunts Moleman 🎃 @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Weird, "system QB" is 2 words"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the medical profession could discover entire new ligaments by putting me at corner for a series in an nfl game. line me up to guard jaylen waddle and i'd shred a forbidden ligament that connects your knee to one of your teeth
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is the environment we as a society need to create in order to stop hearing takes about Choosin’ Texas
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AndreTheGiant @andrewvouvalis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OH MY GOD, the Commanders social team from the rafters
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Haunts Moleman 🎃 @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They'll call tush push penalties on anyone except the Eagles
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Haunts Moleman 🎃 @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you don't listen to The Menzingers you live in a self-curated bubble If you don't listen to Lice you live in a self-curated bubble If you don't listen to Haywire 617 you live in a self-curated bubble If you don't listen to Amyl and the Sniffers you live in a self-curated bubble
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you claim to have never heard Crazy Frog’s “Axel F,” it says more about you than it does Mr. Frog. This about virtue signaling that you are better than entire genres of music, that your friends are not in the custom ringtone game.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/09/2026
*ahem* 4-0 MASS
NASCEUTTS
1946
MAL
FINAL
MAss
35
UMASS
MINUTEMEN
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6
SACRAMENTO
STATE
HORNETS
MACTION.
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Haunts Moleman 🎃 @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Queens of the Stone Age ...wait
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PGA Tour Offseason Insider Meghan McCain @hotsprotstakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@bythebelt.bsky.social
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Haunts Moleman 🎃 @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MAC After Dark
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the game between South Alabama and Kentucky shows up abbreviated as a War of 1812 rematch
graphic reading

USA vs. UK
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Haunts Moleman 🎃 @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At my last job, a manager in another department said she rejected an applicant because he had figurines visible on his shelf in a video interview. Hope her department is still suffering from being understaffed
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Parents: It's SPIRIT👻 Month! @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's not accurate, but it's not NOT accurate
The Last of Us - 10 miles west of boston showing a stream in the mountains
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Haunts Moleman 🎃 @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Becoming a better Catholic if the White Sox win it
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