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Elissa Apocalypto

@vivalavienta.bsky.social
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Jungle Powered MILF. Lady Graps, Trans, Bi Dyke, Genderfluid (She/彼女/ella) |38| HRT 8/4/20, 🔞dni

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pixelkitties🐭 🦆 @pixelkitties.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Genuinely some of the saddest news I can imagine. Dolly was beloved by all- people, ducks and mice. She's the only person whose heart is so pure she could honk Minnie's nose and get away with it. We have truly lost one of the most beautiful souls to walk this earth beside us.
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Carta Monir @cartamonir.com · 28/02/2025
Porn is art, porn is free speech, porn is important to a healthy society, a society without porn is a society that wants me dead.
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
New Yorkers: please vote!!!! Cuomo went all-in on racism in the final 2 weeks because he's got nothing else. And as we've seen, that's a very effective motivator.
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Elissa Apocalypto @vivalavienta.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
this compares very favorably to the many witch dumpers i've seen as a queer kinky person in the pnw. good band name too!
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
If Isaac Chotiner asked me a difficult question I would simply suplex him through a table then apply a figure-four leglock
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James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Happy Anniversary to the Penguin, who debuted way back in 1941!
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
“well he’s better than the other candidate” i would like to invite you all to consider that rationalizing away things like nazi tattoos instead of demanding that people meet the incredibly low bar of “not having nazi tattoos” is exactly how we have gotten here.
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
i am once again asking you fucking liberals to circle the wagons like this for literally anyone who has a deeper complexation than the landlord special or any faggot who's asked for help. we're really rallying behind the dude with the nazi tat that he "regrets"? really? be 6 real.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Godzilla only does full-frontal under any conditions.
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jenn m. jackson @jennmjacksonphd.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I want more people to care that SNAP benefits are being cut off on November 1. 40% of SNAP beneficiaries are children. This is callous and vile.
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c o k e f r a n c i s @queencokefrancis.com · 22/08/2025
ACAB includes Drag Race judges
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 19/08/2025
The Fetish I Taught The Lady Living Next Door Natsu Yuki
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Cybernetic Coven @cyberneticcoven.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
What we been doing with our Summer? A 120-pages ashcan of a Fire Emblem TTRPG, of course. www.patreon.com/posts/july-a...
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July: Ashcanning Through The Heat | Cybernetic Coven
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Stephen R Bissette @stephenrbissette.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
We'd like to take your money but.
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Aria (Is Drafting) 🏳️‍🌈⚧️ @anariablooms.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
The popularization of "transwoman" and "transman" instead of "trans woman" and "trans man" is a devastating loss. Language matters.
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👻 maddscream's ghost 👻 @hyakushiki0087.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
So while Stripe and PayPal should keep getting calls, Stripe has said that their banking partners are giving them issues. Who are they? • Fifth Third Bank (!!) • Evolve Bank (!!) • Goldman Sachs • Citibank • Barclays (UK) Sources: techcrunch.com/2020/12/03/s... stripe.com/treasury Keep calling.
Stripe Treasury is built in partnership with a network of banks, including Fifth Third Bank and Evolve Bank & Trust, to enable you to embed banking services in your platform. We’ve taken care of the upfront bank negotiations, compliance processes, and regulatory requirements. By combining Stripe’s technology, a streamlined setup and the proven foundation of our bank partners, it’s frictionless to get started and effortless to scale. And yet, Stripe doesn’t want to become a bank. As usual, the company is focused on infrastructure and payments. It partners with banks, such as Evolve Bank and Goldman Sachs in the U.S. Eventually, Stripe also plans to launch Stripe Treasury in other countries thanks to partnerships with Citibank and Barclays.
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Boo-ly, Little Ghost Bull 👻🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
"Whoa, whoa, calm down, Steak. We're all trying to find the one who did this."
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
According to @benitocereno.bsky.social, it's International Draw Metamorpho Day, and who am I to besmirch holiday traditions? #metamorpho #superman #drawmetamorpho #art
A digital painting of the superhero Metamorpho. His head is made of dry ice, his torso is half copper wires and have bismuth, and his legs are made of mud and thulium.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/08/2025
going to go to the bank and demand they fire the guy responsible for the number in my checking account, clearly it should be ten times as much
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David Bowles @davidbowles.us · 01/08/2025
I'm going to launch a Latine romance imprint, focusing mostly on queer stories, but also special straight ones. It will be called NEKISSOH— —Nahuatl for "desirable" or "desired." Among our publications will be the queer historical romances I'm writing as Aeron Zaldívar. More details soon!
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Elissa Apocalypto @vivalavienta.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
welp i thought i'd erased this image from my mind but it's back now...
professional wrestler finn balor with his abs looking like a corn cob next to an actual corn cob.
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
A man who appears to be in his mid 50s or older is knocked on the floor in an office setting. Broken glass in front of him. Behind him is a large safe. The man says to somebody off panel, “Please…the men have families…mortgages…you can’t….“
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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
you heard the man! #EVO
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/03/2025
one thing i keep thinking about is how there is simply no way to design a constitutional system that can resist authoritarian incursion if participants in that system do not actually care that much
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Elissa Apocalypto @vivalavienta.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
as the world's foremost night girl lover i support this
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I think the president just plainly stating that he's firing the person who produces economic data because he doesn't like the numbers officially pushes us into a new era where you just can't believe government data anymore.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 01/08/2025
this amount of blowback doesn’t usually happen eventually everyone who is upset is going to get pointed further down the chain and it will be Chase, Wells Fargo, and BoA in these headlines i hope the analyst reading this has a nice day and thinks about their cards deciding what they can buy too
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
45 years ago 👑 London, August 1980 Top Debbie Harry of Blondie , Viv Albertine of The Slits, Siouxsie Sioux of Siouxsie And The Banshees Bottom Chrissie Hynde of The Pretenders, Poly Styrene of X-Ray Spex, Pauline Black of The Selecter 📸 Michael Putland #punkrockhistory
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick
Will Riker wearing a v neck that goes almost down to his dick
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
It's called [moving hands around] Stagflation. Ok? When I heard that I said wow, what a word. You have stag and flation and they're coming together like you've never seen. But we'll be eating beautiful toothpaste sandwiches and our teeth will be stronger than perhaps ever before
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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
How's this administration gonna be anti-trans then spend $200 million to add on a room to the White House dedicated to balls.
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Evelyn, Okiba Girl Boss @checkbox.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Been here waiting for this day to come
A "Black Lotus" redesigned as a McDonald's Monopoly game piece.
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Paul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I have a successful marriage because I'm not afraid to put in the real work of learning.
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Ryan H. @ryan.blacksky.app · 31/07/2025
morning mood
Art of sailor moon with the words 'my tummy hurts and I'm mad at the government'
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🦇 Katra Scariello, Spooky Apple Audio 🦇🏳️‍⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
You've heard of forcefem and forcemasc, but this is one of only 2 stories I am aware of in existence that includes force-falconization.
Excerpt from trans or Treat:

Richard stared at her in sudden terror. She knew. She was Philomena from church. She had seemed like such a good kid, so demure, good at Sunday school verses and innocent nerdy things, but now she had become AOC, destroyer of America, and she could see right through him. “I didn’t do anything wrong,” he said. “She was a woman now, and he was a woman too. It was heterosexual. I didn’t shame the white race.”


AOC rolled her eyes. “I’m in a good mood tonight, and I’m doing good deeds. Even for shitty, shitty people. I’m going to give you the sky, Mr. Benson.”


Richard put his cigarette nervously to his lips, drawing in smoke. As he inhaled, his lips seemed to harden. The world expanded slowly, growing larger and larger, and his arms floated out to either side, one finger of each hand stretching out into a pinion. 


“What are you doing to me?” he squawked through suddenly beak-like lips. “What are you doing?’


“Setting you free, Mr. Benson,” AOC-Philomena said with a sad smile. She picked him up--she was so huge!--and flung him skyward.


Richard threw out his wings to the sky. He could taste the sweet air in his feathers. He flared his wings, banking steeply and then rolling, turning in great spiraling circles round and round and up and up, flying toward the orange harvest moon. It was a shame he was a falcon and not an owl (said no-one ever); he could barely see in such darkness. 


This was better. Richard had been a small, weak, racist man. He was an odd, closeted bisexual fascist with strange porn habits. But Dick the Falcon was perfect. She soared higher and higher, calling out her joy to the heavens.
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Elissa Apocalypto @vivalavienta.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
yeah, it's really fun, if sadly brief, it's from quite a few years ago...
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
If you need a writer like I apparently need 4 tires and new brakes, then I AM YOUR GIRL! bsky.app/profile/cher...
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
thinking about the fact that mario owning a golden helicopter, a personal hideout, and being willing to imprison an ape indefinitely are some of the very first things we learn about him predating other character traits like "being a plumber" or "luigi"
a screen from donkey kong jr featuring donkey kong jr chasing after a yellow helicopter that is carrying donkey kong sr in a cage. the text reads: KEEP GOING TO MARIO'S HIDEOUT
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Social Media Lab @socialmedialab.ca · 31/07/2025
Here's another thing you can't blame on internet/porn accessibility: A major new "meta-analysis of research on pornography concluded that porn use does not predict problems with porn, but that religiosity does." www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/wome...
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Science Stopped Believing in Porn Addiction. You Should, Too
Research finds that porn-related problems are predominantly caused by religious conflict. Clinically, this means people need help, but not necessarily with the porn.
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Josh vs. Evil Dead @jdkrach.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
lord, I seen what you done for Nicolae Ceaușescu in Romania and
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
“The president cut your health care so he could build himself a golden ballroom” is a pretty easy message to sell
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Elissa Apocalypto @vivalavienta.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
ngl the little toy cybertruck is kinda cute? the chibi proportions somehow make it look like less of a mistake.
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Elissa Apocalypto @vivalavienta.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
you right, truly the hipster of terrible person self destruction, he did it before it was cool.
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