Reposted by VertovJake Nelson @jakenelson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I respect Wade here a lot more than I do a coward who wouldn't make that argument. Once my mom and I were looking at standalone freezers at Sears and debating a little too loudly how many bodies you could fit in one. Salesguy walked up and was like "no way. You could absolutely fit 3." Got the sale 850875
Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“This avatar depicts the character Homer Simpson in hell, and who was a major perv” 010
Reposted by VertovPope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The old week is dying. The new week struggles to be born. Now is the Time of Miller. 08012
Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Not true. Michael Tracey died from a years-delayed one finger death touch from Maxine Waters. The dreaded Dim Mak is real, people. 0122
Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hegseth doing the Giant American flag thing from Patton telegraphs how much he thinks this is a show. He’s all about pleasing aging Boomers that get off on tough guy talk but think thinking about logistics is woke and gay. 130
Reposted by VertovInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is the dream our forefathers fought for. 6564191302
Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don’t have the outrage that others have for that Autopen thing with Trump and President Xi, mostly because Trump made a petty ass out of himself. Like he expects Xi to know or care about his little obsessions and cares. 010
Reposted by VertovInternet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 25/09/2026Me when my daughter explains to me LARP means Live Action Roleplaystatic.klipy.comNarnia's Deep Magic Lion QuoteALT: Narnia's Deep Magic Lion Quote 0553
Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I have, in my hands, a list of 50 known furries working for Delta Airlines! 020
Reposted by Vertovkottke.org @kottke.org · 21/09/2026Cole Escola’s Broadway smash Oh, Mary! is coming to HBO in 2027. Excited for this…I’ve never seen the play. [youtube.com]youtube.comOh, Mary! Play | Official Teaser | HBO MaxChecking in under Mary Todd Lincoln. Oh, Mary! is coming to HBO Max in 2027. 1334
Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Those Elephant Graveyard videos have this true crime/horror element that make you think Tony Hinchcliff is some kind of mass murderer. 130
Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"If I was just a little more condescending, I'd ask you to tell me what's so bad about this plagiarism machine I made." 050
Reposted by VertovRuss The Tedious Ghost @russ41.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The coverage of Piker made so much more sense once I realized they see him as a business competitor. 192348313
Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The ending was too scatological even for AVGN, but… jfc, 1.2 million in 2 days? 010
Reposted by Vertovrob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 18/09/2026fox news declares driving is "gay" amid oil crisis 6782100
Reposted by VertovMichael Love @elkmovie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026NYT getting banned would be hilarious: "Did the president have the right to ban the New York Times from the White House? Experts say it's complicated." 615818
Reposted by Vertovdan sinker @dansinker.com · 17/09/2026there was a time when startup folks were just a bunch of slightly awkward herbs getting rich making fun little sites. 2585
Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Just remembering when the QAnon people circulated a list of celebrities that had been arrested and executed - except for Chevy Chase, who was shot but escaped into the Catskills. 251
Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I recognized that weird “Trump pledge” in Dallas from listening to Rush Limbaugh. That “we’re joking, except we’re not” tone. They’re signing a deal with the devil, and if it doesn’t work, they can deny it afterwards. 130
Reposted by Vertovandy™ @andylevy.net · 12/09/2026at this point in political time i have to believe that trans people make up 70-80% of society and are oppressing the cis minority 1888585
Reposted by VertovWrestling Brain @wrestlingbrain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Will be posting this every year for the rest of my life 8469139
Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Why even talk about the “midterm convention” shtick? Obvious dazzle-dazzle. 000
Reposted by VertovStephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026What I love about the people answering “negative” is they are basically saying “the last thousand years? I don’t care for them”. 1691028130
Reposted by VertovAsher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I was even more right about this than I could possibly have known 112019
Reposted by VertovDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 04/07/2024What you get offered in the men’s room at the LSU game 1374167
Reposted by Vertovtunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place. 425174243863
Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I love Red Letter Media. I do not want to hear them talk about Star Trek anymore. 120
Reposted by VertovFreezer @freezer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Streaming will never compete with this. 14957220
Reposted by Vertovcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Mr Cait's fitness journey 171002107
Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 05/09/2026If it’s isn’t Kim Possible’s main enemy, Tanguy Detestable! 041
Reposted by VertovThe “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026and I left Odie's dead ass there by the side of the road bsky.app/profile/garf... 1123
Reposted by VertovRegime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I’ll show you state capacity the likes of which you’ll never believe 9597134
Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Thee was this crooked congressman from San Diego who suddenly discovered prison reform after spending some time in the clink. I’m not sympathetic. 040
Reposted by VertovHamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Life hack: When writers suck, do not read them. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/you-can-ig...hamiltonnolan.comYou Can Ignore the Bad PunditsOne easy trick to make yourself smarter. 31718130
Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 29/08/2026If there was a Surf Dracula TV show this would be it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=StjE...youtube.comVampire Strut - Bradley / Grounds [Period]YouTube video by Made My Day Music 000
Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I distinctly remember him taunting campus protesters and asking his fans to call ICE on ‘em. 030
