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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 36m
'As the new regime's symbols are raised above their capital, our reporters are being told that Yakko, Wakko and Dot have already sought to establish a government-in-exile. Speaking from his villa in Montenegro, Yakko was said to remark. "Farewell, my country, core of my heart. Goodbye, nurse."'
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 1h
Ah, a Sweet Dee centered episode of It’s Always Sunny.
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The UK since Napoleon feared the idea of a single hegemonic continental power. A fascist UK would have been at mercy to the Third Reich, much like how Italy ended up.
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Jake Nelson @jakenelson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I respect Wade here a lot more than I do a coward who wouldn't make that argument. Once my mom and I were looking at standalone freezers at Sears and debating a little too loudly how many bodies you could fit in one. Salesguy walked up and was like "no way. You could absolutely fit 3." Got the sale
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“This avatar depicts the character Homer Simpson in hell, and who was a major perv”
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Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The old week is dying. The new week struggles to be born. Now is the Time of Miller.
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*hides my current living space, a lean-to made entirely out of paper receipts of Trump coin purchases.*
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fearkara? Scare-kara? I think the key is that first syllable.
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not true. Michael Tracey died from a years-delayed one finger death touch from Maxine Waters. The dreaded Dim Mak is real, people.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Homie what set you from
The notorious gangsta tweets of Xeni Jardin aka Jennifer Hamm
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The one person who would be improved by having a rodent shoved up his ass.
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That backdrop implies a direct comparison to George Patton, who, despite also being a giant weirdo, was actually good at his job.
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like I think I’m a little unusual for even picking up on the Patton thing - like this is not just for Boomers, but Trump specifically, who thinks Patton was a good general *because* he was an asshole.
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hegseth doing the Giant American flag thing from Patton telegraphs how much he thinks this is a show. He’s all about pleasing aging Boomers that get off on tough guy talk but think thinking about logistics is woke and gay.
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These puns are awful, you clod!
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Tao of Trump will be full of such mysterious sayings.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Poster for Six: The Musical
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Homer and bart painting a political sign that says SEX! Devoid of joy or passion! Vote for Rahm!
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“The Movie Elon Musk Doesn’t Want You To See”
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t have the outrage that others have for that Autopen thing with Trump and President Xi, mostly because Trump made a petty ass out of himself. Like he expects Xi to know or care about his little obsessions and cares.
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Iced coffee is for closers.
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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 25/09/2026
Me when my daughter explains to me LARP means Live Action Roleplay
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Narnia's Deep Magic Lion Quote
ALT: Narnia's Deep Magic Lion Quote
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gonna send him to the glue factory. Gotta use every bit of ‘em.
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jorkin Depeanis is my father’s name. Please, call me Goonie.
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Either that or massaged like crazy by PR. Basically, “don’t worry about AI, creatives!” Only with 5000 words.
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I looked it up - some interminable thing about AI and art. Lots of corporate-speak.
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m sorry, I saw the full clip too, it’s not as exculpatory as you make it sound like.
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s… fairly accurate summary. The second half she didn’t describe, but that was the effect of tariffs on her state and was just a straightforward description of that problem.
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have, in my hands, a list of 50 known furries working for Delta Airlines!
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 21/09/2026
Cole Escola’s Broadway smash Oh, Mary! is coming to HBO in 2027. Excited for this…I’ve never seen the play. [youtube.com]
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Oh, Mary! Play | Official Teaser | HBO Max
Checking in under Mary Todd Lincoln. Oh, Mary! is coming to HBO Max in 2027.
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good album.
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Those Elephant Graveyard videos have this true crime/horror element that make you think Tony Hinchcliff is some kind of mass murderer.
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You were designed in a lab to be Silicon Valley’s worst advocate.
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fuck off you condescending shit.
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
People inherently distrust the Silicon Valley tech-overlords pushing this bullshit. It's pretty simple. You don't get to brag about how you're making humans obsolete while talking about how everyone's an NPC while giving billions to Donald Trump and expect everyone to love you.
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"If I was just a little more condescending, I'd ask you to tell me what's so bad about this plagiarism machine I made."
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Russ The Tedious Ghost @russ41.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The coverage of Piker made so much more sense once I realized they see him as a business competitor.
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The ending was too scatological even for AVGN, but… jfc, 1.2 million in 2 days?
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
fox news declares driving is "gay" amid oil crisis
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Michael Love @elkmovie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NYT getting banned would be hilarious: "Did the president have the right to ban the New York Times from the White House? Experts say it's complicated."
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It would take months, people would either assume the witnesses were crazy or covering up for a missing person. Also depends where, access to local media etc.
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was gonna say, Savage wrote an article on the whole thing that makes the idea of a 12 episode (!) podcast pointless. I thought that ended the whole thing.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 17/09/2026
there was a time when startup folks were just a bunch of slightly awkward herbs getting rich making fun little sites.
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Had to unfollow Dave Weigel. That guy changed.
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He’s played by a mo capped Andy Serkis and advanced rendering software pioneered by acolytes of Stan Winston.
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I wonder how that American Gods show turned out.
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Vertov @vertov.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🎶 Holiday roooooooaaaadddd 🎵
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