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TeeHee Lawrence

@velvetwaterfront.bsky.social
257 followers 540 following 294 posts

A thirty-something tech professional trying their best in Minneapolis. I watch movies, cook, and play GAA

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/10/2026
in an alternate universe where storefront space remained cheap and wealthy people were taxed at a sane rate this man is a moderately successful trading card game store manager and outside the handful of shop regulars he subjects to his petty tyrannies he's leaving everyone else well enough alone
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🎃ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 ℑ𝔞𝔫👻 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am not a political strategist and maybe it is the winning move to focus on gas and grocery prices, but it is wild to me that I am not seeing general election commercials that mention the president's fascist paramilitary force that invaded US cities and kidnapped and killed people.
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Kevin @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A24 accidentally and unwillingly becoming one of the biggest entertainment conglomerates in America by being the only people who are aware that highbrow liberals spend more money than anyone else
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Conan O' Brien Throws to Commercial @conanintro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Brian walking outside with a Dark Souls 2 box saying "Grass Discovered"
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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It's remarkable how many times i've seen a Professional Take Haver on the internet go insane as a result of online criticism that starts off unreasonable but becomes increasingly more reasonable as it makes them lose their mind
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You gotta just not care. I think so many people allow a small and vocal audience to shape what they say and do bc being intellectually honest and consistent in your beliefs is costly. But at the end of the day why have a platform if you won't stick to your guns
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Girl this tweet is literally about you
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TeeHee Lawrence @velvetwaterfront.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fitting that the fence sitter on one of the defining issues of our time is the one who is merely "in love with the shape of" someone
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 04/08/2026
I remember the hospital camps in Central Park and the freezers of bodies I would run past on Park Avenue outside of the hospitals. If you didn't live in New York, I don't think you're aware of just how bad things could have gotten, or why the public health apparatus was considering drastic things.
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Bluesky is a political echo chamber" okay but I'm mostly here to chat with fun internet people and post art and make jokes, I cannot stress how much I don't care
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 29/07/2026
A scene from The Odyssey where Penelope stands before the suitors, but Tim Robinson has been added in. It’s a reference to I Think You Should Leave. Penelope says “Ronnie, I feel like you’re just here for the zip line” and Tim Robinson says “what?”
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
apropos of nothing i thought this was funny
don draper that’s what the money is for but it says that’s what the iliad is for
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maybe: annie rauwerda @annierau.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
starting a collection of quotes like this
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
People on Bluesky sigh and talk about The Discourse as if it were something required of them instead of something they opt to partake in, day in and day out. You really don't have to. Post about your favorite cheese
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Check this shit out motherfucker
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Sean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.
TORONTO STAR
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Sylvia Plath, a New York vigilante and Shah of Iran featured in latest historical fiction
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
A life well lived is aging like critical response to the Jackass franchise.
All Jackass movies ranked by their Rotten Tomatoes critical score (Tomatometer), starting with the best:Jackass: Best and Last (2026) – 94%Jackass Forever (2022) – 86%Jackass 3 (2010) – 67%Jackass: Number Two (2006) – 66%Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa (2013) – 61%Jackass: The Movie (2002) – 49%
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
"executives with no understanding of the industry" seems to be an endemic problem across industries: higher education, medicine, you name it, a bunch of suits with MBAs and unearned arrogance are destroying everything around us, and for some reason, we're supposed to accept that they know best
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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TeeHee Lawrence @velvetwaterfront.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Cry for me, Argentina
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TeeHee Lawrence @velvetwaterfront.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It's so funny that England's saving grace is a dude who looks like a Love Island Casa Amor reject
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
the boys from hanson with a speech bubble
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/06/2026
genuinely crazy to watch these people freak out over what is essentially 21st century new dealism
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Rob is reading The Professional Soldier🧭 @robisreading.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK
Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole @andrewfleer.com actually collecting the ingredients for this for some reasonIt's so wet

An unbaked Gatorade casserole 
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Update: 30 minutes later, it's still very wet.

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We're going to try just a little longer. 

For the record, it smells horrid

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After an hour, I think this is the best we're gonna get

Baked Gatorade "casserole" 
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Gatorade casserole soup in a bowl 
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It smells like hot tuna, with a lingering sweetness of the Gatorade
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DoctorCarlton @doctorcarlton.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Never forget those we lost at Pulse 10 years ago. #Pulse #Orlando #lgbtq #latinx
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TeeHee Lawrence @velvetwaterfront.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
These are the troops I support
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
when you check her drivers license
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
the "are transplants and bandwagoners allowed to enjoy the knicks" thing is so utterly stupid because what's happening in the city is so far beyond basketball. it's millions of people celebrating the vibrancy and diversity of our city, in unity. this is for anyone who genuinely loves new york city.
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Valorie 🐈‍⬛️✨️ @meadowdays.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Picture of three mugs with font, respectively: "She her, they them, cool hat" lining up over a screenshot of team rocket and Ash from Pokémon
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Rest In Power
Panels from Persepolis where the morality police stop her for running and say it makes her behind look “obscene” and she screams “WELL THEN DON’T LOOK AT MY ASS”
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TeeHee Lawrence @velvetwaterfront.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
ok, this place has the juice
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Vaethros @vaethros.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy pride peeps o7
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Meowie Antoinette
A cat with its head turned creates the appearance of headlessness. Next to them is a basket with a second cat’s head poking out the top.
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TeeHee Lawrence @velvetwaterfront.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This is the thing that keeps me up at night. We saw that Europe quickly ran into the arms of fascism as a result of the refugee crisis from the Syrian Civil War. What happens when Bangladesh becomes uninhabitable with its 175 million residents?
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Arvindjadwa @arvindjadwa.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Nearly 2 billion people live in the red area. It is becoming completely uninhabitable. What do the climate deniers, who also hate immigration, think is going to happen?
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Everyone should have been forced to play PC games on a super underpowered machine that can barely get 10fps. It does wonders for your ability to adapt to lower framerates as an adult.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Some folks have asked me to explain my wagering strategy in Celebrity Jeopardy so here it is…how I won despite being wrong 😭
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
god forbid a French rat live out his dream of becoming a chef on a cruiseship
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Jason Buck @jasonbuck.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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TeeHee Lawrence @velvetwaterfront.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
If I ever see Ayo Dosunmu in a bar, he's not paying for shit
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