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Álvaro @varoaldmc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Cuál creéis que será la marca que ponga una publi justo después del fusilamiento? 000
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I tried editing a meme about executive dysfunction on my phone to have different words and my phone corrupted the image somehow and honestly it makes the meme far better:
[glitched screenshot of a greek illustration of sisyphus pushing a boulder uphill where the boulder is labelled “ The fucking Laundry” and the bottom caption is “AAAAAAAAAAAAA”]
12:25 AM • 2022-09-28](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreihhphym6vygn67iwne7id7wppsvfgunkktedxswim7fitq3d2g4ea)
