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S. P. Lilith Schnee

@vandalia.bsky.social
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'You must stop trying to figure out why I have antipathies. Don't waste our time.' - Orson Welles Avatar by Luciano Bradley it/its

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Justin McIsaac 📻🏌️‍♂️🏈🏀🏎️🇵🇸 @justinmcisaac.bsky.social · 16h
Santos didn’t just bring every single assistant coach from UNH, he also brought the actual physical sword we used for turnover celebrations, everything but the ice trays in the freezer 😂😂
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Casey Devroe @caseydevroe.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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Daniela 🐱 @daniela.lol · 19h
quite honestly this is what we should call it instead. as a reminder, the term vibecoding was started *by* these people, not started by people against full ai coding. we are essentially just respecting their own founded term by using it, so we should not do that
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Thinking about when Victor Robles was telling the Praying Mantis on his cap how many outs there were 😭
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S. P. Lilith Schnee @vandalia.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I'm trying to enjoy my Redneck Benedict in peace, don't remind me of the Holgorsen years
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 15/10/2026
The Roads Have Eyes! 👁️ Turn on the Surveillance Layer in Map Options to see known license plate readers from Flock Safety, Motorola Solutions (Vigilant), Genetec, Axis Communications, Axon, Leonardo (ELSAG), Neology, Rekor, PlateSmart, Ubicquia, Verkada, and other outdoor surveillance cameras.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We’ve been talking about this for years. None of these far-right movements are organic.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
that pointing soyjak meme template except the foreground guy is the 19th century Japanese depiction of an American.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the hell
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
they can't act on their own, they cannot go rogue. they are computer programs that do what they are programmed to do. they're as responsible for their actions as a grenade is for exploding after somebody pulls the pin
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glowing shadow @braindrill.lol · 10/10/2026
Would you rather have:
1. $19 right now
OR
2.7 billion dollars but you have to wait till tomorrow
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 10/10/2026
I fear this is the hardest image of all time.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay.
A soft-focus image of a bunny with green text overlay. The text reads: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. I AM A BUNNY. I can hop as high as a bunny and be as cute as a bunny, but that does NOT mean I am as GAY as a BUNNY."
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 09/10/2026
there's gonna be a guy who does the sound check for the first livestreamed state execution. they'll probably have someone stand where the guy is gonna be shot to death by the state so that they can make sure the lighting, color, and framing is "correct" when people watch a man die.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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chidorinnn @chidorinnn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hell yeah
<Bug Boy>
Gregor Samsa
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"She draws what she likes" well considering the drawing has a slur with Foid, it's a gender bend of an underaged character, and the creator of the trend is as much of a bigot as the creator of the franchise, that is a god-awful defense
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Family Feud for Super Nintendo @familyfeudsnes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Family Feud, SNES (1993)

Q -  NAME A SPORT THAT WOULD CLOSE IT'S EVENT DUE TO IT BEING ON A FRIDAY.

A - OOPS I PUSHED THE BUTTON
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S. P. Lilith Schnee @vandalia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me talking to my best friend over a discord call after work
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 05/10/2026
Oh jeez. Oh no.
To be fair, I’m not doing so great with men. I told my most recent date that I was working on a novella. “Because you’re Mexican?” he asked. I asked what he meant. “Isn’t a novella a Mexican novel?” Before him was the guy who confessed over drinks that he didn’t “believe in Helen Keller,” because there was “no way she actually flew that plane.” I asked if he meant Amelia Earhart. “Who?” I slept with both of them.
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I rather think Pete Hegseth is a bit of a disaster and should be impeached if I'm gonna be fr with you guys. othermeans.substack.com/p/the-weak-d...
othermeans.substack.com
The Weak Department
Send Me! (Somewhere I can get a Lobotomy)
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to thank whoever made this image. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: you know, these days, amazon is a whole lot more than just books operator: oh yeah? me: yeah operator: i see. well. did you have an emergency of some kind to report me: no! leave me alone
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me: it was a guy called "the pervy phantom." also the former president of iran was there posting about college football nursing home worker: yep
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S. P. Lilith Schnee @vandalia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Digger (2026)
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mcc @dryad.technology · 02/10/2026
A microcosm - America tells you a lie. - The Republicans suddenly come forward with an even worse, more dangerous, but embarrassing & goofy, new lie - The Democrats hold a proud, patriotic press conference saying that they are going to give you the old, dignified lie back - But it's still a lie.
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Sadscruffy @sadscruffy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#rwby
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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 20/09/2026
meta Muse perfec t size for put private d\ata in! inside very Secure and Private data very safe put data in Muse. No problems ever in Muse because very trustworthy and Mark super protective. AMeta muse yes a place for data put data in muse trust meta for givening good safety to data. Friend meta.
An image of a pelican with its gigantic mouth open, commonly associated with the "put baby in pelican mouth" post.
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
watching GOP electeds who have never run a competitive general campaign in their life run in a real race is like watching a bunch of flightless birds loosed in NYC
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At Cornell, one person— Christina Liang — handles every disciplinary case, including the Cornell Seven’s and the suspensions of over 40 protestors. Liang wrote in 2025 that “2024 was one of the most challenging years of my career…and it helped me learn that caring less is okay.”
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 28/09/2026
"As Microsoft’s video game division undergoes the worst wave of job cuts in its history, [Microsoft chairman and CEO] Satya Nadella praises the Xbox purge and the 3,200 layoffs."
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Ripley to Burke: Which Species is Worse?
Alt: Ripley to Burke: Which Species is Worse?
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Gil Durán @gilduran.com · 26/09/2026
Peter Thiel praises evil. Peter Thiel hates democracy. Peter Thiel founded Palantir. Peter Thiel owns JD Vance. Peter Thiel is the most powerful billionaire in the United States. Peter Thiel can’t stop talking about the “Antichrist.” Find out why. Read “The Nerd Reich”
Perfect with photos of teal and Judy Vance. Quote from Peter Teal if you’re evil, you’re actually kind of good because at least you’re getting something done.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Doc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Never been a more appropriate time for this tweet
Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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S. P. Lilith Schnee @vandalia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hating Vegas most is valid af tho, both in distance and in general
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the revolution is won or lost based in how many random discord furries are crucified on the road to the capitol. they disagreed mildly with our opinion that “RWBY shipping is bourgeois” and the penalty for such blasphemy is being put to the sword.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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small funny @smallfunny.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Did you know the original quote about "Hitler particles" was about small business owners? "Not every exasperated petty bourgeois could have become Hitler, but a particle of Hitler is lodged in every exasperated petty bourgeois." - Trotsky
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Waitman Wade Beorn, PhD, FRHistS @waitmanwbeorn.com · 22/09/2026
Our Secretary of Warfighteriness has another great idea: Make all potential generals and admirals pass a war game. And the guy they picked to design it? A Marine Corps LTC (never close to being a general) who was courtmartialed for his unhinged rant after the Afghan withdrawal. Great work,guys!
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 22/09/2026
Excited to put even ruder versions of this disclaimer on future projects
[in a very retro Windows style]

Androids Yes,
AI No

Second Gig will not use any gen-AI slip because I'm not a fucking hack.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026
congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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