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valid handle @valid-handle.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

ALRIGHT JAYLEN I AM HITTING THE POOL FIRST THING TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #celtics #nbasky

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valid handle @valid-handle.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Jaylen Brown is convincing me to start swimming #celtics #nbasky

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valid handle @valid-handle.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

in my dream last night I was a miniature sized man. I ran on the court and held that Achilles tendon together. Celtics tied the series to 2-2. Only Ben stiller saw me and he recognized my game, as all gamers should. He and spike Lee became Celtics fans. #celtics #knicks #nbasky

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valid handle @valid-handle.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Tatum masterclass legacy game, ended by a horrific injury. My tears will flood the entire north east #nbasky #celtics

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valid handle @valid-handle.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Can’t wait for Nico to trade Flagg 4-5 years from now! #nbasky

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valid handle @valid-handle.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

In the state of Texas you are legally required to have at least one photo of yourself with finger guns

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valid handle @valid-handle.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

We can all agree that the best part of a song is when they start running in the opening intro of an anime

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valid handle @valid-handle.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

my next tattoo will be a payton pritchard card #celtics #nbasky

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valid handle @valid-handle.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

i love the roster of the knicks so much too bad i love the celtics way more #nbasky

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Happy 💾 @happychoice.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

rate my setup

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

country went to hell when auto shops put these in in place of a glass carafe that had been on the burner continuously since the Truman administration

A keurig coffeemaker and a giant Costco container of coffee mate on a faux-granite counter, an abomination in the sight of God

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valid handle @valid-handle.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

*flexing* *points to bicep* This right here buddy

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

aint no way we cut medicaid and housing assistance so jeff bezos could buy this shirt

Jeff Bezos and his girlfriend Lauren Sánchez. Bezos is in a tight fitting shirt, heart-shaped sunglasses, tight white pants, and a white belt. The shirt has a red, gold, and blue pattern in the style of a kitchen backsplash. Sánchez is in a two-piece, sparkly outfit.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

men who dressed like this from 2008 - 2012 had preppy menswear blogs

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Amazon MGM Studios has confirmed that in the next James Bond film Bond will be fully nude in the iconic title sequence. “You will see James Bond’s penis” said a spokesperson. “James Bond will be shooting at you with his penis out”

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

who up burninating they countryside

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valid handle @valid-handle.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

I saw slowdive live recently and it seemed like they just used windows vita screensavers and Winamp audio animations for their backgrounds music world take note #shoegaze

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

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valid handle @valid-handle.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

When I’m president my first executive order will be to make every single stall bathroom have a sign that says occupied or free when you lock/unlock it. My second will be if someone knocks on the stall door, the person inside is legally obligated to say “IM POOPING OVAH HERE”

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valid handle @valid-handle.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

How are Shiba Inu’s feeling about DOGE? We need these interviews

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

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valid handle @valid-handle.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

How likely will I get beat up by a child if it's my first time at a dojo?

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Hbomberguy @hbomberguy.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

The other website is pretty much done

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

you tellin me a rat atou'd this ille

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Jesus christ, was I giving him ideas?

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon

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Ockeroid @ockeroid.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Oh damn Prime actually published their failed chatgpt prompt in the description

Amazon Prime streamer screen showing description for Dog Day Afternoon “a man takes mistakes at a bank in Brooklyn. Unfortunately I do not have enough information to summarize further within the provided guidelines.”

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

the players' union should probably take a really close look at this one. the cba very clearly states that you have to retain a player if they're wearing your hat. for all i know he's taken off the hat since this picture was taken, but due diligence is warranted here

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

After speaking with Big Balls about foreign policy issues, I am ready to vote to confirm him as Secretary of State. -Susan Collins, 2027

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ceej @ceej.online · 12/02/2025

I think one major takeaway from the election is that no matter what the data does or does not say about the strength of the economy, the most important thing you can do is spend eighteen hours a day online telling poor people they’re wrong

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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/02/2025

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

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valid handle @valid-handle.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

It’s wild that the surgery that makes you taller prevents you from playing basketball for health reasons Why else would I want to get tall?????? I wanna DUNK

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