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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nancy 9/8/26
Nancy’s at school…. Her teacher asks her a math problem: if Nancy had three cupcakes, and Sluggo asked her for one, how many would she have left? Nancy’s reply is “three.”
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later"
Columbo (Peter Falk) asking one more question
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 19/10/2025
BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!
norman "my name is not norman but still i" rockwell's painting "freedom of speech" except i made the guy fucked up, and he's doing a Beam Blast. and also everyone around him looks more worried than usual
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
scenes without mommy’s face in them are unnecessary in movies. it does nothing to advance the story of where did mommy go
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
beloved robot PeePee 2.0 is slain by a car in the new star wars movie—And no; they cant make another one because its soul would be different
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utilitymonster.bsky.social @utilitymonster.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Joe having only watched the matrix 15 times in the last year: Getting a lot of Neo vibes from this Vincent guy
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utilitymonster.bsky.social @utilitymonster.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I did not know Tim Curry was Nigel Thornberry
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.
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utilitymonster.bsky.social @utilitymonster.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The platonic ideal of a little guy
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Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.
Peter Falk as Lieutenant Columbo off of the TV show Columbo, a middle aged white man in a khaki overcoat, holding a cigar.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Tommy Wiseau in the room
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I feel bad for you.
I don't think
at all.
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IRL Loading Screens @irlloadingscreens.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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aLec robBins @alecrobbins.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
*guy who never heard of Gorillaz before* oh so they’re kind of like the california raisins?
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utilitymonster.bsky.social @utilitymonster.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
One of my great frustrations is that my field was talking about whether mathematical models could (or should) replace expert judgment for decades but no one even bothers to cite this *extensive literature* in any of our present discussions.
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utilitymonster.bsky.social @utilitymonster.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
It isn't about LLMs per se since it was written in 1979 but the Robust Beauty of Improper Linear Models is in my opinion still the best articulation of what a positive relationship with "thinking" models can look like: psycnet.apa.org/record/1979-...
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APA PsycNet
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 10/03/2026
I sometimes worry that too many people think being a good critic means being a self-righteous dick about every little thing and I think far too many miss the point that you can't critique anything if you don't know how to love something.
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Joe Vukovich @coolhandvuk.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I had a similar thought recently about consultants. If AI's resulting in huge improvements in consultant output I think that says quite a lot about the value of most consultants
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utilitymonster.bsky.social @utilitymonster.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
"Just Walk
Faster"
Isn't Enough

Sometimes frozen poop *does*
fall out of airplane toilets and
land on people walking around
on the ground with enough
force to kill them. And walking
everywhere really fast won't
help.

ZTUL.BSKY.SOCIAL
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Underrated cat mood: when they’re like “where we goin?” And follow you from room to room
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utilitymonster.bsky.social @utilitymonster.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Heat's got a great book and your head is way up in it! Is that anything?
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
is this about my shrek
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
@okbutstill: 
Trump: The whole time I'm saying, what is this? There's two Jake Gyllenhaals. Then at the end you see this spider, maybe the biggest you've ever seen, huge, and then it goes to black. That's it. 
Ingraham: And just to be clear, this is a movie you saw.
Trump: Well, I don't know.
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
amazing how yet another round of "you have to promise you'll vote for the shitbag years in advance" reveals itself to have nothing to do with strategy and pragmatics and everything to do with "i am scared and anxious and everyone on the internet needs to promise me everything will turn out alright"
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Donnie, from Donnie Darko, with a speech bubble.
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Ben Wurgaft @benwurgaft.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
what makes something "vulnerable to AI" is not the capacity of machines but the credulity of management.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 11/02/2026
My doomer-worry about AI is not that the LLMs become omnipotent and take over the world but that the wealthy and powerful use it as a means to consolidate power and marginalize or lay off skilled workers and also everything about our technological and political and social life gets worse
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utilitymonster.bsky.social @utilitymonster.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I gave him a chance to take it back and use it for something better but he refused.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Never Forget
A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
You can take your used coffee grounds and mix them with 1/2 cup of white vinegar, it’s cheap & easy and it creates a huge mess that smells terrible
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peskyplumber @peskyplumber.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
anyone want to come over? we can stand across from each other and do this
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/01/2026
nintendo is going to drone strike the data center responsible for this
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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Joe DeMartino @jdemartino.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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utilitymonster.bsky.social @utilitymonster.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I feel like the trailers for Mercy are like if the Fugitive got divorced
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
A nice crisp pickle spear is a joy without measure
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
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Joe Vukovich @coolhandvuk.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I will say I do sincerely believe that Eve and Bari are equally skilled at their jobs
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Byronic Commando @wench.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
johnny rico in starship troopers saying “kill em all!”
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
The original “Heated Rivalry” was the 1995 Michael Mann action film “Heat”
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uesp.net @uesp.net · 24/12/2025
Did You Know: People will like you more if you have a high personality?
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Chumpodile @chumpodile.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
bowser bastion
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/11/2025
older gamers aren't mad about wokeness in games. we're mad that DND 4th Edition was jettisoned for the mechanically inferior 5th Edition
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Cat running for office: But we're going to get rid of the humans because they've been treating us very badly. And our bowls will be full in the morning- perhaps fuller than ever before
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
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