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very important, always big sunglasses, cool band

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 20h
Saying these affirmations every day makes you stronger. Believing them makes you smarter.
The image displays text reading: "Warrior Affirmations. My dentist has no power over me. I will not submit. I will not comply. I will not get an erection when she presses her cold, tiny mirror against my tongue." The background is blurred, possibly depicting a dental clinic setting.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 9h
The yellow heart emoji ⟨💛⟩ is mistakenly displayed as a pink "hairy heart" ⟨a pink heart symbol with marks representing short hair.⟩ in Google's Android 4.4 mobile operating system (released 2013) because Google's emoji art team misinterpreted the dots in Unicode's black-and-white reference images ⟨Heart symbol with dots.⟩ as being hair stubble. In reality, the dotted pattern is simply used as a colorless way to represent the color yellow (in accordance with heraldic hatching).
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AI doomsday scenario where it redirects the entire global economy to producing more rationalist Harry Potter fanfic
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 07/10/2026
ICE is slamming far northern Illinois for a second day in a row. Rapid responders in Rockford say federal agents detained a group of roofing workers this morning—eight men all the way from Minnesota. Volunteers are currently trying to locate their families. From a local immigration attorney:
From Sara Dady Facebook page

Image of black pathfinder SUV

Sprayed plates like on this vehicle currently parked at the Radisson on Bell School Road in Rockford are illegal. FLOCK can't read ICE's sprayed plates but can read law-abiding drivers' plates.
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
"the pod racer that walks on his hands"?! You mean the humble slave that brought his freedom through grit in the life and death world of pod racing. Dominator of the Boonta Eve Classic. Liberator of Neskar Station from imperial remnants. In this house Sebulba was a hero, end of story!
Tony Soprano in a bath robe shouting
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Please don't go watch this This is the result of using AI to do your entire video AI picks the games AI writes the script AI generates a fake version of quest 64 for the attention image And yet this person has ten of thousands of subscribers and views Stop letting these people exist and thrive
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urk @urk1312.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A fun thing you can do for free: whip out your best Misfits-era Danzig impression for singing a song that is not by the Misfits or Danzig. Don't forget to insert random YEEEAAAAH!s and the occasional GO! if you have a beat
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
souf-v-staff-rematch on tumblr: "Ragebaiting. We used to call it trolling. We'd say "u mad?" and there was a funny but lowkey scary face with an evil smile. Ragebaiting has no face. It lacks pathos. We are going backwards."

basedhighsenberg on tumblr replies with:
[A still from Seinfeld showing Newman (Wayne Knight) and Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld) sitting in a dark car. Newman is on the left, speaking. Jerry is on the right, looking slightly off-camera with a startled expression. Yellow subtitles read: "Ragebaiting has no face. It lacks pathos."]
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 06/10/2026
From @ABC on Twitter: More than a dozen kittens from a Minnesota rescue organization made an adorable field trip to SEA LIFE at Mall of America.
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Normalize telling people, “You’re not a Ravenclaw, you’re 45 years old.”
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dennis hastert was a mass child Rapist and it's awesome he died. i hope it hurt.
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
men who sacrifice liberty for bibberty deserve neither
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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Soup of the day: Lemon pepper wings
Soup (a bunch of lemon pepper wings on a white plate with a slightly raised edge)
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Relena Witchcraft | CEO of Roux Louka @relenawarcraft.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy Dom Day!!
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
PaRappa's Accident (repost)
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Damn i know he was good in friday but this is impressive
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I saw multiple turtles on logs today
Stoic one turtle in logTwo on log looking awayTwo more nature fluff in image
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brian after hearing back to back red hot chili peppers songs:
Shut up about California 
Shut up about California
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
NOW!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITIN WHOSE REVEALIN THE TRUTH ABOUT THE WORLD : WITHOUT UNINTERRUPTED PERIODS OF REST AND CONTEMPLATION WE CAN NOT LIVE OUR LIFES AS WE SHOULD !!! EVEN IN THOSE SWEDISH TYPE COUNTRYS WHERE THEY LET EM GO ON VACATION FOR A MONTH THERE STILL TIED TO DA MACHINE THE OTHER 11 MONTH'S OF THE FUCKIN YEAR , AND, THEY USALLY GO ON VACATION IN AUGUST ANY WAY "THE WORST MONTH" SO FUCK IT , WELL FEBRARYS THE WORST MONTH, BUT AUGUST IS JUST HOT FEBRARY, SO , DA TEXT "THREE DAY WORK WEEK NOW - FRIDAY SHOULD BE THE WEEKEND - AND IF YA GOTTA WORK MONDAY, SUNDAY DOESN'T COUNT" - AND THATS THE DAMB TRUTH AND ILL RUN FOR PRESEDENT ON THAT SHIT IF THEY LET ME - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There’s 2 kinds of conservative movie “women, am I right” and “what if the raid sucked ass”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
New Study Finds Ashing Cigarette Out Cracked Car Window On Cold Morning Still Best Way To Start Blue-Collar Workday theonion.com/new-study-finds-ashing…
New Study Finds Ashing Cigarette Out Cracked Car Window On Cold Morning Still Best Way To Start Blue-Collar Workday
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𝕞𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕤 🥀 The Big Cheese @uhmcheesedtomeetyou.com · 30/09/2026
Its almost halloween........blease......blease bplay little goody two shoes if you haven't already....
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Little Goody Two Shoes Lgts
ALT: Little Goody Two Shoes Lgts
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Spent too much time on this
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Dusty Ray @sloppjockey.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
coilcoilcoil. gouache painting on paper
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jojomama38.bsky.social @jojomama38.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Brian with the text
"I see you trying to better yourself twin, your work isn't going unnoticed"
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i need the Aja sweatpants so bad
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ʟʊʟʊ ȶɦɛ ɢɦօֆȶ (ɮɨʀɖ ʍօɖɛ) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I would peel it like an orange & eat it in sections.
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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like this must have been done but I haven’t seen it.
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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we're celebrating the bechdel cast's 10-year anniversary by getting NOMINATED FOR AN AWARD hehe we never submit to awards and this was a really cool surprise. if you love the show or have been with us over the last decade, vote your little asses off, it would mean the world shorturl.at/nnA31
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sherry if you're not afraid to eat the Hal laboratory Inc dog eggs
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nepo baby won fat bear week 🙄
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026
Reuters got some of the IPO docs. Anthropic is a total dog of a company. Spent $12.6bn to make $4.6bn in revenue in 2025, $7.33bn of which was compute costs. Operating loss of $8bn. Losses getting worse year over year. Amazing stuff www.reuters.com/business/fin...
Summary
Companies
• Anthropic IPO could value the company at more than $2
trillion
• Anthropic lost $42 billion in 2025
• Al lab spent $7.33 billion on compute and infrastructure last year
• Operating loss widened to $8.06 billion in 2025 from $2.98 billion in 2024
• Execs, industry analysts have expressed concerns over harms of Al tech
Sept 28 (Reuters) - Anthropic is making a massive bet that Al will transform the global economy more profoundly than industrialization, electricity and the internet, according to its IPO prospectus seen by Reuters.
But the cost to get there will be staggering. Anthropic reported a net loss of $42 billion in 2025, and plans to spend $518 billion on cloud, computing and infrastructure obligations in coming year, according to the
prospectus.
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urk @urk1312.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Paz hitting the blunt
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Perfectly spooky addition to the party: The Dip No One Touches
USA Today headline: Hidden Valley gears up for Halloween with new black ranch dressing
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"does this also apply to a combine soldier from half life 2" is my "AI" news bullshit test
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every person on this website who says they've never heard a King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard song or heard of the song Drippin' Tap is gonna have sooooo many opinions about what the mainstream US voter actually wants to hear about the Gizzverse this fall.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
do not, my friends, become addicted to lasagna. it will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
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Chipotle Roan @garbageganghq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I haven’t laughed this hard in a hot minute.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
chorus of 59 year olds: we live in big houses with our wives
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boo!po @papagarbage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
rascal flats is short for rascal flatulence
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