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deedee megajuju smith-schuster

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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 13h
Mnemonic plague? I can’t remember
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
keep on keeping on mr. president
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Chris Farley's Iconic Surprised Look
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Maybe the auto lock can have a bot that says suicide does not relieve cosigners of debt” Yeah, sorry, don’t think that’ll make student loan borrowers any less suicidal
r/StudentLoans u/lvl0rg4n • 1h
Request to have suicidal posts auto locked with resources to the suicide hotline

I'm going to sound callous but I promise I'm not unfeeling.
I see frequent posts about suicide on this sub and it's above our pay grade. People need to get professional help instead of 50 comments of "please don't do it".
Maybe the auto lock can have a bot that says suicide does not relieve cosigners of debt and can provide resources for bankruptcy and organizations that help. It's just really jarring to have so many suicide posts pop up when I'm just trying to learn how to pay down my debts.
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nothing funnier than telling a toddler to think about the choices they’re making right now
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I enjoy the music of the Lambrini Girls
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's going to be so funny when Angie Nixon wins Florida. The meltdown from right-wingers will be once-in-a-generation hilarious
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the duality of dad
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What in the Leni Riefenstahl is this?
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every time the price of oil dips I fall into a state of clinical depression
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Greg Abbott losing would solve too many of my problems, thus it's too good to be true
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
youtu.be
Ween--A Tear For Eddie
YouTube video by aaqilian
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 01/10/2026
Mike tolin you city loving FREAK!!!!
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rodrigo y Gabriella?? En esta economía??
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Friendship with the price of oil ended. Now 30 year treasury is my best friend
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
C'mon. No one believes this right?
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Drug test Case Keenum immediately
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember when she honored Chris Brown in front of a hometown crowd in Dallas?
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every person on this website who says they've never heard a King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard song or heard of the song Drippin' Tap is gonna have sooooo many opinions about what the mainstream US voter actually wants to hear about the Gizzverse this fall.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All of Duncan Trussell’s fans hate him now and he’s having a Bad Time
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thinking new country is dogshit is not a crime
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Excellent deterrence sir. Well played
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maria_from_ga @mariafromga.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The next fault line is Israel-Palestine for the Democrats, but for the country at large, is if the public can internalize this is not a “Bibi issue” but the entire nation is waging genocide and whether politicians will admit this in statement & policy
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My son is watching a Minecraft video in which the player is attempting to beat the game while adhering to the Nuremberg laws of 1940s Germany
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hope El Paso, TX is preparing for the possibility of a massive flood event.
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my friends call me Mr. Big Time Sensuality
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why isn't The Sopranos on that stupid list anyway? Is it because it premiered in 99?
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 25/09/2026
Horror movie idea: An endless line of Trump sources calling and screaming at you "MARK HALPERIN"
My Trump sources say the president's worst nightmare imaginable has arrived... panicked texts and emails from GOP insiders are blowing up my phone. They're all saying the same thing: MARK HALPERIN
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Ice Cold Daydream
YouTube video by Shuggie Otis - Topic
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bad feng shui got Bruce Lee and it’ll get Donald Trump too
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"you never know just how you look through other people's eyes"
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Fallenchungus Melt
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
net worth of over $190 billion and can't remember his own phone number while i'm filling out yougov surveys to make extra money for my son's insulin. capitalism fucking rocks.
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It should be legal to hunt Jensen Huang for sport
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#FuckWithTrumpUntilHeDies
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Tim @timzhu.io · 24/09/2026
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The KEXP session that sealed the deal for me and the Gizz
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King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Crumbling Castle (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Might fuck around and become a great man of history
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always Be Curling into a fetal position
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He's right. You can't make this up. But he can.
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Trump administration practices too much occult magic to suffer bad karma, but if you're an athlete or celebrity that comes within their orbit, you're fucked
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
gasbuddy gonna khs fr
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If gasbuddy hates an oil export ban than I fucking love it
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*to the tune of Viva Las Vegas* Miraaaaaaaaaaa Don Vergas
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jimmy Cartermaxxing
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Man Clapping, Overwhelmed with Gratitude
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
From transphobia to Hasan Piker to state officials approving of the Ellisons’ media takeover to no longer even bothering to talk about abortion, Dems are signaling that they won’t lift a finger to reverse the Trump administration’s most egregious abuses.
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deedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Onyx is: a.) heavyweight b.) still undisputed c.) both a & b
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