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jae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this is the best way to watch digger
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 03/10/2026
NW (in an entirely empty theater)
Digger (2026) film poster
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 25/09/2026
Michael Penis indeed
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 20/09/2026
White people be like the Buccaneers should be disbanded as a franchise and all their assets sold off for scrap
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cobie Durant falls victim to some of the most dastardly friendly fire i've ever seen
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 17/09/2026
ALERT ALERT NEW CAT JUST DROPPED
"Beautiful new cat species is first to be named in a century"
The enigmatic tiger cats of South America now encompass a new species – the tilcayo – bringing the number of known tiger cat species to five 

[photo of a small wild cat]
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⛥🏳️‍⚧️princess catalin ฅᗢฅ☭ꙮ ☑️ @coffeecat.tgirl.gay · 05/09/2026
kirkiversary necks week
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⛥🏳️‍⚧️princess catalin ฅᗢฅ☭ꙮ ☑️ @coffeecat.tgirl.gay · 28/08/2026
soaking wet raw beef fists are happening to hot, lonely, single bodies in YOUR area!
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 19/08/2026
genuinely cannot wait to get out of this hell state but at least every chud than ran for school board here lost
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 17/08/2026
Leo finally found the brain cell but uh
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⛥🏳️‍⚧️princess catalin ฅᗢฅ☭ꙮ ☑️ @coffeecat.tgirl.gay · 16/08/2026
can't believe we got ww3 before the DSM-6 or whatever
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⛥🏳️‍⚧️princess catalin ฅᗢฅ☭ꙮ ☑️ @coffeecat.tgirl.gay · 15/08/2026
red is dark pink and blue is cool pink and purple is purple pink and all colors are just pink
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 06/08/2026
what is happening why do I keep getting texts like this
Hi Dr. [redacted], it's Heather with Wellhart. I have three travel radiology roles in Houston metro I wanted to share.
A) Houston metro, tentative start 10/26, mammography (job ID 210366)
B) Houston metro, tentative start 10/26, general diagnostic radiology (job ID 210969)
C) Houston metro, tentative start 10/26, mammography (job ID 209092)
We cover locum roles nationwide, so I can keep an eye out for other fits.
Up your alley?

For help, reply HELP. To opt out, reply STOP.
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
“with AI, you can do anything you imagine” big whoop, I could do anything I could imagine at Zombo dot com back in the 90s
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 02/08/2026
feelin like the white odysseus rn
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 01/08/2026
it was cool when spiderman busted from his web shooter how it leaked out a little after
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 01/08/2026
putting a moratorium on the use of Space Oddity in movie trailers until further notice
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 30/07/2026
thinking about that time in college I was hanging out with my roommates and one of their GFs came over and was like "hey hang out in the living room real quick while I go take his virginity" and we just sat there in silence for 15 minutes
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 26/07/2026
in the cockpit straight up jorking it and by it i mean the sidestick and we are going to stall and crash
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 25/07/2026
nw The Odyssey in 4DX, please pray for me
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 25/07/2026
my biggest regret in life is chickening out on volunteering for Fear Factor Live at universal
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 24/07/2026
they hoisting me by my own petard and throwing tomatoes at me at work
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 20/07/2026
so my sister works at Walmart and for some reason my mom is utterly shocked that they won't let her take the whole week of thanksgiving off
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 19/07/2026
Incredibly tempted to turn around and see the Odyssey again in like an hour
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 18/07/2026
so do i see The Odyssey in imax in the 2nd row tomorrow or
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 18/07/2026
thinking back fondly on the days when i used to illegally rebroadcast MLS games out of my college dorm
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 18/07/2026
how are we STILL doing fucking fireworks
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⛥🏳️‍⚧️princess catalin ฅᗢฅ☭ꙮ ☑️ @coffeecat.tgirl.gay · 16/07/2026
a long time ago when the planet was covered in single-cell organisms, one of them ate a mitochondria and, instead of dying, the mitochondria said "nah I'm just gonna chill in here" and that's the story of how everything you know and are was built on vore
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 14/07/2026
InfoWars had this first
InfoWars screenshot with the chyron reading "Linsdey Graham Dead After Popping Like A Balloon"
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 14/07/2026
InfoWars had this first
InfoWars screenshot with the chyron reading "Linsdey Graham Dead After Popping Like A Balloon"
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 14/07/2026
Hey you! Make like a tree and beleaf yourself!
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⛥🏳️‍⚧️princess catalin ฅᗢฅ☭ꙮ ☑️ @coffeecat.tgirl.gay · 13/07/2026
cartoon househusbands want me cartoon housewives want to BE me
didi pickles is feeling catty and tiny
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 12/07/2026
YIPPEE
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⛥🏳️‍⚧️princess catalin ฅᗢฅ☭ꙮ ☑️ @coffeecat.tgirl.gay · 12/07/2026
well, well, well. you've sure been chewing the midnight hot dog at both ends.
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⛥🏳️‍⚧️princess catalin ฅᗢฅ☭ꙮ ☑️ @coffeecat.tgirl.gay · 12/07/2026
everyone can I have ur attention please I have something really important to say and its tht I'm meowing at u
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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video
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⛥🏳️‍⚧️princess catalin ฅᗢฅ☭ꙮ ☑️ @coffeecat.tgirl.gay · 10/07/2026
rainyday toking with my pal-o, woopers!
woopers and superstonedeye catalin smerkin weerd
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⛥🏳️‍⚧️princess catalin ฅᗢฅ☭ꙮ ☑️ @coffeecat.tgirl.gay · 09/07/2026
youtube.com
who took this video of me? #1nonly #animation #music
YouTube video by 1nonly
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 06/07/2026
they have created a million Mexicos tonight
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/07/2026
I can't believe taking the mexican chicken baguette off the greggs menu worked
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 06/07/2026
ridiculous game
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 06/07/2026
lmao what
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Pope MC Elle Woods Attorney at Law @mcellewoodsatlaw.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
now that we’ve excommunicated the SSPX im making a list of other groups to excommunicate 1. jd vance 2. his wife 3. jeffery epstein, just in case 4. Argentinians 5. the netherlands as a concept 6. king charles 7. the “they eat the poopoo” guy 8. Uwe Boll 9. Woodpeckers 10. My twitter ops
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 05/07/2026
Tapping the sign

@thewarmvoid
Yeah I got PTSD. Penis That need
Sucking Disorder
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 05/07/2026
lmao why did my parents take us to a British restaurant to celebrate the 4th of July
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 04/07/2026
owning the libs by getting heat stroke while a B2 bomber flies over my unconscious body
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 04/07/2026
no more cum :(
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 04/07/2026
really felt like the ref shortchanged them on time there tbh
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 04/07/2026
genuinely one of the best goals I've ever seen
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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 02/07/2026
what the hell was the keeper doing there
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