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Skibidi Rat

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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You’d think Donald Trump would know more about building, being a builder and all that.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is much more likely that a person will be struck by lightning than that they will commit voter fraud.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Freedom Fest VIP: Very Idiotic Person
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We are so fucked.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“Peers.”
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
So about that Natalie: www.nytimes.com/2024/11/25/u...
In 2023, Ms. Harp sent a series of letters to Mr.
Trump that unnerved people around him, according to a half-dozen people with knowledge of them."You are all that matters to me," she wrote in one of the letters, which were seen by The New York Times. The letters' authenticity was confirmed by two people with direct knowledge of them.
"I don't ever want to let you down," Ms. Harp wrote, thanking Mr. Trump for being her
"Guardian and Protector in this Life."
In another letter, she told Mr. Trump that she wanted to get back to "that synergy" she used to have with him, where "we'd talk about everything and nothing."
"I want to bring you joy," she wrote, "to feel like we can get through a day without ever having to talk 'work."
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Do you disagree that American warships should use designs from the 1930s?
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
There’s a fund for that.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Joel, Tom Servo in Mystery Science Theater 3000
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The Republican Party will never stand up for a woman—even if she is the daughter of a United States senator.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Jeanine Pirro is a DUI hire.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
You’d think he’d do better in New Hampshire.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The campaign ad practically writes itself: “Bernie Moreno wouldn’t stand up for his own daughter. Why would he stand up for yours?”
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
How is Bernie Moreno speaking up only now? It’s totally crazy.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
But but but she offered to cook empañadas!
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This jagoff doubles down on everything.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
What are some of the best apps you have made for yourself?
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Jeanine Pirro should be disbarred.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
There was insufficient evidence for the grand jury to indict. The prosecution presented nothing to show damage.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
UNC is getting exactly what it deserves. Pass the popcorn.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I do not see how Davey Hearn’s indictment stands. The prosecution presented no evidence that Hearn damaged the Reflecting Pool. As a result, there simply isn’t probable cause to believe that Hearn committed a crime.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Are we allowed to talk about fraud and waste for military spending, like we do for everything else the government does?
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I’m not sure Hannity even understood what Polis was saying.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
We all agree Elon’s movie will suck, right?
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Independents are also breaking heavily toward Dems. November could be fun.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Adios, Iowa.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Only in Trump’s world are data centers more desirable than windmills.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Dan Sullivan is a Republican from Alaska. I know how important the Confederacy was in Alaska, even though it didn’t become an American territory until 1867.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Relics are sick.
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Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Spain just set the record for fewest goals allowed by a World Cup champion while playing the most World Cup games of any World Cup champion.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Is this guy a rapist with Nazi tattoos? Because, in my opinion, it helps to not be a rapist with Nazi tattoos.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Spain’s defense is incredible.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I heard they had trouble draining the reflecting pool. Apparently the pumps don’t work because the vandals took the handles.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
“What do you think we should do? Should we remove the lettuce that causes explosive diarrhea?” “I’m not sure, Brad. It is our top seller.”
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Taylor Farms is changing its name. That’s right: we’re naming ourselves after what we do best. Say hello to Explosive Diarrhea Farms.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
More like Mr. Asshole.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Also true for Winston Churchill.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Baby Monkey's Surprising Creepy Smile
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
But but but Ken Paxton is a Good Christian.
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Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I am once again begging Hollywood to stop using the Greek alphabet for an Ancient World movie, if they can't afford to even throw a couple of quid at anyone with an inkling of the language. Unless they really think audiences are dying to see THS THDPSSSSPS
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Where’s da gash? I thought it would be really easy to see.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
George Lucas deserves credit for creating a cinematic universe that captured the world’s imagination. At the same time, dude’s kind of a tool.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My first draft pick would be “is.” So valuable.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Whoopsy doopsy.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I actually agree with you. Seattle is probably one of my five favorite American cities.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Imagine visiting America, wanting to eat real barbecue, and being sent to Seattle.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
If Kash Patel wants to oversee a leak investigation, he should look into the pee tape.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The truth is that Netflix originals just aren’t that good. They produce a lot of garbage.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is far worse than insider trading. Of course, there will be no accountability whatsoever.
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Skibidi Rat @uppityrat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It couldn’t be clearer that Donald Trump has been gaming the market during his presidency. The corruption goes well beyond mere insider trading because he is using his official position to manipulate the market.
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