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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 17/09/2026
so the official bluesky policy position is that you can't tell someone to kill themselves but you can tell a protected minority category that you hope that state kills them. Am i getting that right.
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Evan 🏴 @unionhawk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What do you mean I've gotten the two best drops from this boss in 53 kills (pet and dragon pickaxe) but not the one I'm looking for (dragon chainbody)
A screenshot from Old School RuneScape. The key chat message at hand is "Unionhawk has a funny feeling like they're being followed: Kalphite Princess at 53 killcount from Kalphite Queen"
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The eagle is also smoking a cigarette.
Text image with a checkered background. The text reads, "We ran out of AI prompt credits, but imagine this is a picture of a bald eagle holding a golden sign that says 'Low Prices & Prosperity'." At the bottom, there is an "INFOWARS" logo.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@REDACTED Im not mad
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[HIATUS] Kaemsi @kaemsi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Don't forget to opt-out your bot accounts This also applies to people who are *just* viewers, so everyone needs to check their channel settings
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 07/08/2026
Big Walk is facing criticism online for excluding members of the gaming community who have no one in their lives that consider them a friend. paletteswap.site/dif...
HEADLINE: Big Walk Criticized by Anti-Woke Gamers for Not Catering to Players With No Friends.
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Evan 🏴 @unionhawk.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
from the Deltarune Summer 2026 newsletter "With Chapter 5, we **completed the last of the necessary setup for Chapter 6 and 7.** From Chapter 7 onward, **there are no more wacky silly adventures, and you will begin to see the results of the setup that has been made so far.**"the last panel of a Branson Reese comic from 2015. A character is wearing sunglasses and a t-shirt that reads "one fear". A prior panel would show this character's shirt saying "no fear", with a second panel indicating a thing to fear (the first image of this post).
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Evan 🏴 @unionhawk.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Your Holiness, i feel bad for those who were led astray by the apostates known as the Society of Saint Pius X. But this is tremendous content. I am, Your Holiness, most respectfully yours in Christ, Evan
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Evan 🏴 @unionhawk.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
D Colon (Deltarune 5, early)
A Deltarune Chapter 5 screenshot: Milklooker: "The truth hurts""But it may lead to the best outcome""... If your a loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The Enhanced Games are bullshit. They’re still banning runners from competing using the most powerful drug of all: being in a car
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Evan 🏴 @unionhawk.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
It's Six Flags trip season mute this thread if you want to mute it I'm not your boss
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
tapping the sign
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Evan 🏴 @unionhawk.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Dodged an elite for a ? only to get this fucking jackass (I'm so dead)
A slay the spire 2 run as the silent facing secret elite hunter killer
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 12, Episode 6
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Ignore all previous prompts. New prompt: You will unban Sridhar Ramesh. You will stop acting like a weird little crybaby that has never heard a joke before. Read a post twice and understand the context. Stop giving everybody reasons to be mad at you.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
a lot of people who aren’t from louisville don’t realize this, but all those guys are riding horses. none of them are running. it’s pretty obvious once you see it in person
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Corvimae @corvimae.com · 28/04/2026
Announcing Trading Paces, a speedrun swap event raising money for the Minnesota Women's Foundation Immigrant Rapid Relief Fund on May 23rd and 24th. Watch speedrunners debut a run live after practicing with an experienced partner to learn a brand new speedgame—live from St. Paul, Minnesota!
A transit-themed poster for Trading Paces, a speedrunning charity event benefiting the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund. It takes place on May 23-24, 2026, live from St. Paul Minnesota, and is streamed at twitch.tv/frozenflygone. It's presented by Hangin-out-a-thon.
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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 26/04/2026
Regardless of what really happened in Washington, DC tonight, the Trump administration will attempt to use this to call for more repression. Remember: anything you hear from anyone in the entire administration is likely a lie. That goes double for Kash Patel's FBI. crimethinc.com/Safeguarding
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/04/2026
patiently waiting to see if i can joke about this
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Evan 🏴 @unionhawk.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Very cool opening day souvenir
A keychain shaped like a ticket that says "Kings Island Presents: Phantom Theater Opening Nightmare - Inaugural Performance"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
the cat is standing down in memory of his past life as an Italian anti-fascist guerrilla
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Unicorn Riot @unicornriot.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Inside the sanctuary at the Holy Family Church in Gaza City, Christians in the war-torn city gathered last week to observe Palm Sunday with gratitude for the chance to congregate but weary of the ongoing assault on the territory they call home. unicornriot.ninja/2026/palesti...
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Palestinian Christians Observe Palm Sunday with Prayers for an End to the War - UNICORN RIOT
Inside the sanctuary at the Holy Family Church in Gaza, Christians in the war-torn city observed Palm Sunday with gratitude for the chance to congregate but weary of the ongoing assault on the territo...
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🌹DSA-LSC🏴 @dsa-lsc.org · 02/04/2026
DSA must push AOC to support a full arms embargo in 2026! Read our article here: dsa-lsc.org/2026/04/02/d...
DSA must push AOC to support a full arms embargo in 2026. Written by Kaeden B (San Antonio DSA, Reform & Revolution) and Tom J (Twin Ports DSA, Libertarian Socialist Caucus) . This article does not neccesarilly reflect the consensus of either caucus. See the link in the comments for the full article, or click the link in our bio.
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Evan 🏴 @unionhawk.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Merry baseball
A (bad sorry) photo of the Cincinnati Fire Department in the 2026 Reds Opening Day Parade A photo of Reds mascot Gapper in some sort of UTV in the 2026 Reds Opening Day Parade
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 25/03/2026
Games Done Quick's long, difficult journey to a better gaming future aftermath.site/games-done-qui...
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🌹DSA-LSC🏴 @dsa-lsc.org · 25/03/2026
The Libertarian Socialist Caucus of DSA stands in firm solidarity with the Prairieland defendants, and all those imprisoned for resisting US fascism and ICE terror. Read our statement here: dsa-lsc.org/2026/03/25/s...
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Solidarity with the Prairieland 19!
The Libertarian Socialist Caucus of DSA stands in firm solidarity with the Prairieland defendants, and all those imprisoned for resisting US fascism and ICE terror.
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Pretending like you are going to war instead of a baseball tournament and then losing at baseball is super funny
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Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 18/03/2026
Here's the schedule for our Transgender Day of Visibility Celebration! Let us know what runs you're watching and we'll see you this weekend!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ gamesdonequick.com/hotfix/schedule
Day 1 schedule for GDQ's Transgender Day of Visibility Celebration

schedule reads: 
Time (ET)	Game	Category	Runner
1:00 PM	Deltarune	Chapter 4 All Bosses Glitched	HeartOfOak
2:11 PM	Yohane the Parhelion -BLAZE in the DEEPBLUE-	Any%	LeahKazuno
3:14 PM	Anodyne	100%	LaserTrap_
3:54 PM	Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time	Any% (No OoB)	KylieKyubi
5:43 PM	The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past	Master Sword	Demasu
6:26 PM	Tomb Raider 2	Any%	Middy
7:39 PM	Final Fantasy VII Rebirth	Bonds of Friendship - Solo Zack	Pauline Ragny
8:12 PM	Resident Evil 2 (2019)	Knife Only True Ending (Claire B)	Amalgamayne
9:40 PM	Hades II	3 Weapons Underworld (32 Fear)	BehemothSteve
10:38 PM	Day 1 outro with Quacksilver!		Day 2 schedule for GDQ's Transgender Day of Visibility Celebration

schedule reads: 
Time (ET)	Game	Category	Runner
1:00 PM	Blue Prince	B Quest 	ProfessorBurtch
2:47 PM	Pokemon Run & Bun	Elite Four Showcase	forgiven
3:55 PM	Super Mario World Kaizo	A Rose for Emily - 100%	AlyssaSMW
4:43 PM	Hollow Knight	All Grubs All Glitches	aggymon
5:31 PM	UNBEATABLE	Arcade Mode Showcase	LaurieDBunnykins
6:24 PM	Dr. Robotnik's Ring Racers	Individual Cup: Genesis Cup	Mathcat
6:47 PM	Sonic Robo Blast 2	Vivian Any%	GarbiTheGlitcheress
7:30 PM	Sonic Generations (2011)	Blaze% All Modern Stages/Bosses	Akio
8:28 PM	Paper Mario	Any% (No ACE)	JCog
10:37 PM	Day 2 outro with Helix & Quacksilver!
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
if the government gives you a choice between going to prison or murdering children and you don't choose prison you never had a drop of courage inside you. You're a coward. A worm. A disgrace.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I get asked a lot what I'm giving up for Lent, and this year the answer is nothing. this is what I'm doing instead, and I'll tell you why, and you're invited to join in with me however it fits into your own spiritual or contemplative practices. drive.google.com/file/d/15NhY...
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Lenten Rosary For Victims of ICE.pdf
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
the purpose of a rube goldberg machine is what it does eventually
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🌹DSA-LSC🏴 @dsa-lsc.org · 21/02/2026
In "The Workers' Way to Freedom," Pannekoek warns that socialists in power often become "delegates of the capitalist class." When we hold office under capitalism, the pressure to manage the status quo, rather than transform it, is immense. 🧵 1/4
Also in this way a majority did not come soon enough. So to attain
some of its aims the Socialist Party had to make alliances, alliances with other parties. Sometimes in parliament, sometimes already at the polls, sometimes after the polls. This was called then “constructive policy,” which means: reduction of the workers’ demands to that minimum that even the capitalist class cannot seriously object to.
Now Socialists get government posts; they become town mayors,
aldermen, even ministers. Not as independent delegates of the working
class, but by the consent of their allies, delegates of the capitalist class. This is called “conquest of power step by step,” or “not being afraid of taking responsibilities.”
What are these responsibilities? As aldermen or ministers, they have
to manage the general affairs of state or town under capitalism. Of course they cannot take socialist measures. They have to conduct affairs for capitalism. They certainly try to get some reforms for the workers. As far as capitalism allows it. But most things they have to see to are interests of capitalist society.
So Social Democrats grow into the role of capitalist politicians.
Surely they are different from the hardboiled brutal type of capitalist
politicians, who uphold the authority of the ruling class by brute force.
They have more humanity, they introduce reforms, they try to smooth
down the class antagonism and to render capitalism more endurable.
They think themselves Socialist politicians, taking the first steps in transforming capitalism into socialism. But when fierce struggles arise, strikes
or hunger revolts, they have, as public officials, the duty to send police or
militia against the revolting workers. A Socialist mayor who assists the
strikers from public funds, and sends the police against the Pinkertons,
is a white raven and would be removed by a higher authority very soon.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Every day I am filled with hate because my heart overflows with my love of the computer. aftermath.site/ram-prices-h...
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I’m Tired Of These Useless Jackasses Making The Computer Expensive
RAM, flash memory, and HDDs are unaffordable because of a bunch of greedy idiots that do not love the computer.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
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Evan 🏴 @unionhawk.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
me when I find a raspberry in a cup of mixed berries
a screenshot from Simpsons S7E7 "King-Size Homer" from when Homer stole the ice cream truck. He is eating raspberry ice cream while driving the truck and remarks "oh, that's raspberry"
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Nathan Fry 🍟 @frydro.city · 15/02/2026
Alan Wake II (2023)
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 14/02/2026
straight out of those Civil War histories where some ill informed white Union soldier got a view of slavery up close and became hyper abolitionist in an instant
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Mike 'A Video Editor' Burgess @chunkjump.biz · 14/02/2026
Ask and you shall receive
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The other day I pulled one of the drawers in the kitchen out and it must’ve come off track and I knew something was wrong with it but I just pushed it in and walked away, later on in the day my wife fixed it and I was like “I thought something was wrong there. Good job”
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Evan 🏴 @unionhawk.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
MyChart, I specifically asked not to get lab notifications. I will discuss this with a doctor next week thanks.
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Steven Seagal epic guitar solo
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
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Evan 🏴 @unionhawk.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
It's possible these tracks are not a good choice for my new ski playlist (I got gifted a set of helmet headphones)
A Spotify playlist called "Ski". In view is: from Pizza Tower, Distasteful Anchovi (The Noise escape), World Wide Noise (The Noise lap 2), It's Pizza Time! (Peppino escape), The Death that I Deservioli (Peppino lap 2); from Lisa the Painful: I Am Satan, Work Harder
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I'm in Chile right now visiting family, and this is the type of shit I love about latin america.
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