Reposted by Unhappy John Candy🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 30/09/2026now that’s what I call an abomination 59580116
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 21/10/2023Edgar Allan Poe really ruined it for anyone who just wants to show their bitter enemy something cool in a catacomb. 181258313
Reposted by Unhappy John Candymaffew going to wXw Grand Prix @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026During the commercial break on AEW Collision, PAC rolls to the outside to let the commentators know what he thinks about Ace Austin's kicks 10497163
Reposted by Unhappy John Candyphil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery 395577665
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026 151407150
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Bluesky for the next 31 days 4912142
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyMotorRoach @motorroach.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Honestly refreshing to see a recomp clearly stating this. Go check it out, tbh 1926471022
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyFightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 01/10/2026Bryan Danielson and Jon Moxley embracing What a shot at the end 217947
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyFightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 01/10/2026Will Ospreay hits the Black Arrow! #AEWDynamite 023445
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Reading about Socrates, apparently he was horrific to look at and was still having kids in his 60s. Unbelievable game. Imagine you're at the bar and a man who looks like a beluga whale hits you with "The only thing I know is I know nothing" and you're just powerless to resist 441850153
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyBasketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Phillies season 032926
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 291167142
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026 243139459
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyAll Elite Wrestling @allelitewrestling.com · 28/09/2026A Tribute to PAC #AEWDynamite – This Wednesday, September 30 at 8e/7c on TBS & HBO Max This Wednesday, All Elite Wrestling will honor the life, career and legacy of one of the greatest people we've ever known, PAC. Join us for A Tribute to PAC, this Wednesday Night! 251273466
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyThe Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 28/09/2026Far-right tweets aside, why would you buy salsa from a guy named Tom Smith? @michaelkosta.bsky.social 425329
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyFightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 28/09/2026PAC had his Wembley moment when he won the AEW Trios Titles in a Ladder Match. 123935
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What I picture when people say escrow 191254206
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyROH - Ring of Honor Wrestling @ringofhonor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every hour until 3pm ET on the official ROH YouTube channel, we’ll release a FULL MATCH featuring PAC from AEW and the ROH archives. Today, we mourn. But we also celebrate his life, his passion, and the unforgettable moments he gave us. 141024418
Reposted by Unhappy John CandySNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Being informed of this during Andy’s celebration of life was an unimaginable blow but being surrounded by friends is something that brought us even closer than we already were. Don’t take a day for granted. You just never know. 955379
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 149121752036
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What's hard about public policy is weighing the trade offs. For example, something sucks really bad and everyone hates it, but on the other hand several evil trillionaires think it's good. What are you supposed to do in that situation 201839291
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyEmily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend 5695393401
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026‘This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love Seat,’ Says Man Who Would Have Been Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago theonion.com/this-here-is-probably-… 161465109
Unhappy John Candy @unhappyjohncandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Need to google something but goddamn I do not want to close the last tab I used on my phone 000
Unhappy John Candy @unhappyjohncandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Republican scare ad: “Liberal voter Unhappy John Candy SAYS he supports women who have mastectomies during treatment for breast cancer, but then he goes home and jerks off to videos of big ole titties. What else do liberals lie about?” 000
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My kids have measles, I can't afford gas, my country has been humiliated by Iran, and our senile rapist president is going to allow unregulated AI to destroy our civilization. But a lesbian bar in a town I've never heard of still has a mask mandate. I have never felt more politically homeless. 352568393
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyMatt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026double jeopardy implies the existence of double wheel of fortune 0111
Unhappy John Candy @unhappyjohncandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“Working out is good for your mental health” I don’t know, man, I’ve done a few thousand miles on this elliptical machine and all it’s done is make me too busy to walk in front of a semi. Any other solutions? 110
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026InfoWars’ reach cannot be fathomed. We are a movement. 142844
Reposted by Unhappy John Candyᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This genuinely made me laugh out loud today 104037817
Unhappy John Candy @unhappyjohncandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Asking my psychiatrist for pumpkin spice Zoloft this fall. 000
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyJessica Cogswell 🌸 @jessicogs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“Game journos have an anti-Xbox bias!!!” Actually no, Microsoft is just a heinously evil and reckless company 952763
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyDr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Me looking at the Rams uniforms 1303
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026 113729472
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026 296034766
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026 182915360
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyMatt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026pumpkin spiced summary judgment 2141
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyHadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 16/03/2026europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz 696239196221
Reposted by Unhappy John CandyRedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 19/09/2026Morgan Freeman in the role of a lifetime as... Lee Corso 1464
Reposted by Unhappy John Candydaryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026adam levine probably happy for ed being out there 02046
![Tweet from Steven (with a ph) (@SJKSalisbury):
[Googling instructions for disarming a bomb]
For me, disarming bombs is indelibly linked to afternoons spent in my grandmother's kitchen, watching her carefully iron the parchment paper that the nitroglycerin came bound in (to be reused at Christm
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![Tweet from Dan O'Brien (@OtherDanOBrien):
DOG OWNER: Who's a good boy!
[dog wags tail excitedly]
DOG OWNER: You are! Yes you are
[I emerge from the bushes] I am also a good boy](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreihomsgziice4mcc2ps5x2ekocu3hpza4pmkou64pgskclbwwxtgxm)
![Tweet from ret (@rad_milk):
[putting some honey on regular cheerios] Fuck the cartoon bee. he does not know shit about breakfast time](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreiecrvdryf3bzsdj4mlwg5hin3rkpzsrtejchj73xdkofbhtfxzp7a)
![@thatdutchperson
[starbucks barista] how can I help you today?
[my therapist, shouting from a distance] nobody can help him](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreif3fjxlgrmmoxgqeuhkbnv4qqid6b6ityru63fgob4xmaryastc6y)
