Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026support your local law firm and go sue somebody 0102
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026just got back from the indemnity factory and they said you have their back 190
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026double jeopardy implies the existence of double wheel of fortune 0111
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026hell yea thanks for sending me another line chart. your dot on the line chart is moving above the other dots. I noticed the dot on the line chart. It moved for sure. 080
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026cleaning up this AI slop contract like I’m making a fine cheese from spoiled milk 080
Reposted by Matt MargolisMatt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026your honor that ruling goes so fucking hard 0191
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026they should invent a dog that plays basketball 2131
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Hello—our AI tool can either bring humanity to total collapse or really clean up your PowerPoints. Our family plan starts at 0124
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026every lawyer is marketing themselves as a fractional general counsel now so now I’m marketing myself as your attorney general and let’s see those guys match that 0131
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026five modelos deep and I’m promising strangers an office pizza party 080
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026european client just reminded me that Monday is Labor Day 070
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 30/08/2026trying out some crowd work at my job. jury is out but I think the judge was into it 180
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 27/08/2026this is the time of year the deals start to pick up. always someone trying to close before year end. it’s always a weird business like a toaster factory. they will close in January. 080
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 27/08/2026this is the time of year the deals start to pick up. always someone trying to close before year end. it’s always a weird business like a toaster factory. they will close in January. 030
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026some of are you running bits that are too good. method acting at the highest level. destroying your body and mind for your art. the police are on their way 020
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026spent an hour explaining opposing counsel’s redlines to our intern. couldn’t explain the reason for a one of the changes in simple terms and realized it was because it was fucking stupid 1171
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 09/08/2026in a deal, both sides should feel like they didn’t win or get crushed. not my deals though. my clients always win. OC always crushed. got a pizza party once. big day for the office 180
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Years ago I was an associate at a regional firm with offices in Florida and a handful of other states. Every so often, someone would send a firm-wide email asking if “anyone was barred in x state.” 170
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 24/07/2026babe what’s wrong? You’ve hardly watched that random CLE on estate planning you need to keep your license 3335
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 23/07/2026collateral estoppel feels like something you have to yell in court to use 2120
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 23/07/2026me when it’s clear I don’t have the independent legal authority to 0171
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 20/07/2026you can contract for dumb legal terms. like you can require a counterparty to call you “tony pepperoni” while you perform the work. who is going to stop you? a judge? not in this jurisdiction 0110
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 18/07/2026taking a time machine to ancient greece to show homer the trojan horse popcorn bucket 160
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 18/07/2026RIFed a company full of magicians and they just disappeared 061
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 14/07/2026they told me at the ai native sea world that the whales ran out of tokens 050
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 14/07/2026they banned me from the ai native coffee shop because I kept telling them I couldn’t taste the RAM 050
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 12/07/2026my group chat with Lindsay and Mitch is really quite rn and I’m getting nervous 0220
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 12/07/2026no, no, that’s not news you’re allowed to share in the middle of the night. we needed this platform fully online and ready to deliver. bring him back and let’s try this again in the morning 1353
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 06/07/2026[law professor voice] I shot the sheriff, and that admission will be used against me 0131
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 26/06/2026every day I learn of a new contract provision and the practical horrors that await if I don’t make it bleed red 1110
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 23/06/2026you treat your clients like your girl and that’s why you don’t have either rn 090
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 21/06/2026If AI existed in the 90s, you’d get a 1000 free tokens for Claude from a box of Cheerios 1141
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 21/06/2026best part of Toy Story 5 was when the toys make a deal with Iran 0200
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 21/06/2026dadmaxxing at this ice cream parlor, asking to try a few flavors before making the big decision 1493
Reposted by Matt MargolisMatt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 04/01/2025mom can you pick me up? there are only AI bots here and they’re becoming hyper aware of their existence 1465
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 10/06/2026no no we don’t use AI, we’re an artisanal law practice 0193
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 10/06/2026a contract notice provision that requires certified mail to an office that closed in 2019. as god intended 0130
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 08/06/2026why are you prompting AI? you should be looping. you’re looping? no you should be flexing the LLM. dude what you mean you’re flexing? you’re supposed to put Claude in 4th and then remove the clutch 130
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 07/06/2026if I was a food scientist, I’d constantly make “fruit of our labor” jokes 061
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 06/06/2026make my employees Sign pro-competes. Come at me guys. makes me hustle MORE 0120
Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 29/05/2026hey teacher my AI dog ate my homework! what do you mean the police are here 020
