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Fix the world, Bitch!

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Zach Goldberg @zgoldberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
TFW you beat the New York Jets in OT.
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Moore juked 2 guys into the netherworld
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ohio Bobcats
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Indiana might score 100
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I want "Maybe It Was Utah" read aloud at my funeral
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
everyone is on their phone all the time, posting stuff to the phone, talking about what's on the phone, and what's on the phone is way too often Some Asshole
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/06/2026
it's pretty on the nose for modern american life that a company that doesn't really do anything at all is on track to be the biggest company in america
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Luke on Hoth fighting what he thinks is Vader but after he beheads him the mask explodes & turns out it was a fake account
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Just want to shout out Conway Twitty for this brilliance, not just because it’s a song about how horned up he is & just wants to cut the small talk and get to Pound Town…but because it’s the first song I’ve heard with key changes DOWN at the end, not up… laying it DOWN. Country is high art
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 09/01/2026
Renee Macklin Good's wife, Becca Good, released a statement and it moved me to sobbing tears: archive.is/ur35j
First, I want to extend my gratitude to all the people 
who have reached out from across the country and around the world to support our family. 
This kindness of strangers is the most fitting tribute because if you ever encountered my wife, Renee Nicole Macklin Good, you know that above all else, she was kind, In fact, kindness radiated out of her. 
Renee sparkled. She literally sparkled. I mean, she didn't wear glitter but I swear she had sparkles coming out of her pores. All the time. You might think it was just my love talking but her family said the same thing. Renee was made of sunshine, 
Renee lived by an overarching belief: there is kindness in the world and we need to do everything we can to find it Where it resides and nurture it where it needs to grow Renee was a Christian who knew that all religions teach the same essential truth: we are here to love each other, care for each other, and keep each other safe and whole. 
Like people have done across place and time, we moved to make a better life for ourselves. We chose Minnesota to make our home. Our whole extended road trip here, we held hands in the car while our son drew all over the windows to pass the time and the miles, 
What we found when we got here was a vibrant and welcoming community, we made friends and spread joy: And while any place we were together was home, there was a strong shared sense here in Minneapolis that we were looking out for each other. Here, I had finally found peace and safe harbor. That has been taken from me forever. 
We were raising our son to believe that no matter where you come from or what you look like, all of us deserve compassion and kindness. Renee lived this belief every day. She is pure love. She is pure joy. She is pure sunshine 
On Wednesday, January 7th, we stopped to support our neighbors. We had whistles. They had guns. 
Renee leaves behind three extraordinary children; the youngest is just six years old and already lost his father. I am now left to raise our son and to continue teaching him, as Renee believed, that there are people building a better world for him. That the people who did this had fear and anger in their hearts, and we need to show them a better way. 
We thank you for the privacy you are granting our family as we grieve. We thank you for ensuring that Renee's legacy is one of kindness and love. We honor her memory by living her values: rejecting hate and choosing compassion, turning away from fear and pursuing peace, refusing division and knowing we must come together to build a world where we all come home safe to the people we love. E
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Nancy Pelosi watching idiots storm the capitol gates on January 6th 2021- "We are going to fundraise forever on this shit"
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
A true shame, R.I.P. The Mavericks made some amazing music. Listen to "All You Ever Do is Bring Me Down" and tell me it's not perfect
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
The trophy is a bunch of hands of the damned dragging the earth to hell
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I can no longer follow the plot of this show. I suspect the writers and actors can’t either. I don’t think they have a show runner.
Laura Loomer tweet saying GOP has a Nazi problem.
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Lisa No Thank You @ohseafarer.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
worker: we have two options, X and Y. which one do you want? X has these benefits and Y has these. (i spent weeks compiling this info and thousands of jobs are at stake which you know but neither of us will acknowledge) executive: yeq ___ sent from my iPhone
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Live look at Aaron Banks after 8 weeks
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
"Come up with a good password for our video surveillance server." "But I am le tired...."
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my frozen dinners based on a Kevin Costner television show
Yellowstone “Dutton Family Meatloaf” and “Jimmy’s Cowboy Chili”
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
this is biggie and tupac for people whose rural hospital is about to close
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16/07/2025
Trump on Powell: “I was surprised he was appointed” (Trump appointed him)
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Not many albums are legitimately "no skips," and "Pronounced Leh-Nerd Skin-Nerd" does not have one damn skip.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 23/05/2025
lol mtg is fighting with a computer about god
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Jon Walker @jonwalkerpdx.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 19/05/2025
who is Revenge Porn Bill, and which cabinet position?
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Have this weird conflict where I am a huge David Simon fan but also want to piss him off so he can paint me an insult
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debbie @t4t.bsky.social · 11/09/2001
TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
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Abandoned House @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I busted my ass making a machine that eats stolen work and shits out fascism and no one likes me!
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 26/03/2025
YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS SPENT FOUR YEARS OF THE BEST ECONOMIC RECOVERY IN THE WORLD INSISTING A RECESSION WAS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER AND THEN VOTED IN A GUY WHO HAS INTENTIONALLY PUT THE ECONOMY ON THE PATH TO A MAJOR RECESSION. MAYBE YOU GOTTA GO TAKE A WALK AND RETHINK SOME THINGS.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/03/2025
Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers
Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/03/2025
Trump Announces New Visa Tier For Immigrants Who Will Be Friends With Barron
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Trump Announces New Visa Tier For Immigrants Who Will Be Friends With Barron
WASHINGTON—Extending an offer to immigrants hoping to relocate to the United States, President Donald Trump unveiled a new type of visa Thursday for any foreign citizen willing to move to America to b...
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
This stupid, stupid idea will be almost impossible to dislodge from his stupid, stupid brain
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/03/2025
Trump Renames Eric ‘Eric Of America’
Trump Renames Eric ‘Eric Of America’
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 19/01/2025
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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 17/01/2025
A classic materialist reading here is that 2020 gave American tech executives their first real taste of worker militancy, and it scared them so much that they decided they needed to move into the political sphere to crush it.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I BET DEI DID THIS
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
i'm going to ban flag planting in college sports to celebrate a win first the other team must a.) send a settler b.) build a granary c.) monument d.) begin construction on wonder
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Hey @mikegolicjr.bsky.social what has two thumbs and had the over
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 22/11/2024
We will all be made so much weaker and so much stupider and so much less human in a world where only the offspring of billionaires are granted the leisure of thinking about anything more than survival
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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 21/11/2024
no better evidence that we’ve got a couple trillion-dollar squatters holding the internet back than the fact that a company with 20 employees can make a better platform than Meta
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Jerry Jones definitely put windows in his $1.3B stadium because they looked cool and feels dumb that he didn't think about the sunlight problem
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CeeDee Lamb throws shade while Jerry Jones bristles over curtains at AT&T Stadium
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones once again rejected the idea of curtains beyond the end zones at AT&T Stadium after wideout CeeDee Lamb lost a potential touchdown in the sun.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
old bluesky users to the new arrivals
Two stills from the television show Peaky Blinders showing Thomas Shelby yelling at his brothers. Text in first panel says "no fighting." Text in second panel says "no fucking fighting."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/11/2024
God Wondering How Far He Could Throw Earth theonion.com/god-wonderin...
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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
I’m back on bluesky if u even care
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Hello, old and new friends! Introduce yourself with One book 📚 One movie 🎥 One album 💿 One tv show 📺
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
rare sincere tweet: if that piece of fucking shit loses on Tuesday I'm gonna get thrown off every social media platform there is and it'll be worth it
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
Drunk guy: hey…you *hic* I play cards and I…I need booze *keels over and immediately dies* Kenny Rogers: this is the wisest man I have ever met
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