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@ungoliant.bsky.social
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Fix the world, Bitch!

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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 1h
I remember I considered myself conservative at one time & then there was SB 1070 and I thought “wait a minute, fuck this”
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 7h
"It was a night like this....it was the worst accident I ever seen......it looked....like THIS- BBLGGLBGLBGGLABLABALBALAAAL"
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 11h
I should say I have more respect for people who just generate content & leave it at that, I still think they should leave X but I get it It's the ones who bitch about how bad X is & made a big stink about moving over but can't turn the tap off & keep driving traffic over there
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 12h
There's a lot of good content generators that depend on clickthrough & subscriptions for income & there must be metrics telling them they can't quit it. You could tell them Elon is spending the ad revenue they're helping generate to buy elections but performative liberals gotta eat
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 14h
Any time I'm tempted to put stock in a poll I think about two things, the last 10 years of election results and the psyche of a person in this day and age that actually answers the phone for an unknown number and talks to the person on the other end
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 15h
There's just a huge section of people in the country that gave up on the "all politicians are crooks thing" and they get what they want with Trump because he's the crook that's mean to immigrants
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 15h
You can gain the whole world & still live in fear, so many examples A hole inside that won't ever be filled
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I can get a good look at a T bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
or do the screenplay
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Best Star Wars is the one he didn't direct
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Simplest explanation is that everyone in this situation was an asshole to each other & now we live in the social media age so you can take an embarrassing argument with someone you don't know into infinity, never admitting you're wrong. In the old days it became a one-sided story for friends only
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Justin Timberlake's Blank Stare
ALT: Justin Timberlake's Blank Stare
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Man's 'Hmm Ok' Reaction
ALT: Man's 'Hmm Ok' Reaction
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Check this shit out motherfucker *it’s not clear what we were trying to do*
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/edsb...
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lafleur galaxy brain
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ectoplasm
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sloth from Ice Age mfer
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I define socialism as the only thing that kept JD Vance's mom from selling him for parts
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Goal: find a Chewbacca, get behind it and loudly proclaim "WILL SOMEONE GET THIS BIG WALKING CARPET OUT OF MY WAY"
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Basically save this as a video definition to share if someone ever asks what the word "disingenuous" means
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
JD Vance is one that you can always be sure knows better, there's no misunderstanding there or inherited ignorance, he is playing a role & there's not an ounce of sincerity in him
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
there's something about knowing a person saying something doesn't believe it & 100% knows it's wrong that makes it 10x than hearing it from a moron like Tommy Tuberville
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Between that and Idiocracy we need Mike Judge to stop making things & speaking everything into existence
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If they let you go Sophie, no matter what anyone says you know it's because of your pro-woman views & not because you average a triple single
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Genius idea to become a country that sells everything & buys nothing in global trade, how has no one ever thought of this before
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@homefield.bsky.social
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Would they need an excuse to do that other than the fact that she's not good?
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
fake opposition party
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Everyone else, most of the year: “Omg poor midwesterners all those tornadoes and blizzards Midwesterners for about 3 weeks in October: 😎
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't expect him to play the Bears game but if he doesn't start practicing during Bears week, that will be a red flag
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have seen with my own eyes, both of these acquisitions have performed at replacement level at least once in the league before That puts them ahead of almost every OL on the team
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hot damn its caravan season
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Becton shows up to the OL meeting room that looks like Apocalypse Now: "Who's your commanding officer?" Burton: "Ain't you???"
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hot take? but I think some of our issues stem from the org structure, and imo the problems are more on MLF than Gute, so I say they should fire Lafleur, reorg the coach to report to the GM and let Gute hire the replacement. If that doesn't work, fire both & start over. But row in the same direction
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
great, now it's in my head
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hope everyone has come to terms with it, this is going to end with a firing- & I don't think Butkus and/or Stenavich's head rolling is going to be enough. Also knowing this org, there won't be a hair trigger for Lafleur so we'll be stuck like this for a while. We'll drag it out for ~2 yrs & fire him
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Personal, on the defense, threw a shoe, 15 yards
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Our team will eventually have good assistant coaches at every position but only after we've allowed Lafleur to make a terrible hiring decision at every single one & take too long to pull the plug, we'll have a great staff by 2045
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The decision to extend Matt Lafleur is a decision that looks bad at the moment
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There was nothing bad about that trade, it was the right decision to make and nothing bad that has happened since is a consequence of that trade. Adamant about this because I was ecstatic the org took the leap at the time & it will piss me off if they pull back again because they're connecting the 2
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s a Lions fan, there’s no story they can’t make themselves the victim in no matter how unrelated
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*googles apartments for rent in LA*
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let’s say it’s Josh Jacobs’ fault
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
all I know is Lafleur is putting me through hell, boy
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think he would have to lose literally every game from here on out and even then I think the org wouldn’t fire him unless they were bad next year too
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
how about Suicidal Tendencies
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*jazz hands* THE PACKERS
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can't remember if it was Intervention or True Life but have watched a lot of footage of people at rock bottom and the one that sticks with me is the guy hooked on electronics duster
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Sascrotch @ungoliant.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nacua (personality) not making great progress
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