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@uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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from the river to the sea. industrial hygienist. actual John Brown fan, not just a dipshit centrist pretending.

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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
2006: trying to get rid of spyware 2026: downloading spyware so a talking dog can diagnose me with ibs
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ricky cilantro @rickycilantro.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
these men are chickenshit. absolute chickenshit.
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
@electricheadpt2.cryptoanarchy.network it is illegal to mock the CEO lmao truly a Musk of our own
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
lmao I got got for being naughtyyyy @goose.ski they took my dang name and bio just because they contained a random address
My profile is obscured and both my username and bio have been deleted or hidden
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Van Weasel @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 31/10/2024
What's Frankenstein's favorite cheese? If you said muenster it shows you're a fool. Frankenstein was the doctor. He liked cheddar
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Setting the bidet to cold water mode just to feel something
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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 14/12/2024
Repost if you do not live at 1 Apple Park Way, Cupertino, California
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Putin, picking up a red phone in the Kremlin: get me agent Tightpussy
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
epic memes here 👇👇👇👇
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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
thread of funny memes 🤣🤣🤣
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Chris Thorburn @cbthorburn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
SIMPLY HAVING A
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 13/12/2024
Fail whale, but it's Alf instead whale
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Has there ever been a bigger pussy bitch boy than @jessesingal.com?
jesseingal being a pissbaby and calling the mods
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
All of the elite responses to the UHC/Luigi thing seem incapable of grasping that people broadly recognize now that the Proper Channels they insist everyone should direct their grievances into are designed to waste your time, take your money, or both.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 14/12/2024
women love to check their inbox and see 40 emails forwarded from their estranged mother that are lengthy post-divorce conversations with their dead father
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alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 14/12/2024
bank teller saluted the troops before telling me my account is overdrafted
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
830 Audubon Pl, Shreveport, LA 71105 is an address someone lives at currently Is this allowed?
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Toxic Rogs Pumpkin @stev.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
to do list: get dressed me: go fuck yourself
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
4.2 kpsi tensile strength y’all ain’t ready for this
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 14/12/2024
/r/cybertruck Door Issue? CT doors would not open this morning so I cabbed to work. Came home at lunch to find the CT fucking the shit out of my wife, clearly satisfying her in ways I never have. Not sure if this is normal, or something I need to keep an eye on? Still the best truck I’ve ever owned
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
If you order this they also skim your credit card
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
the Destiny interview is so painful I can’t get through it. I’m sorry Adam I’m just not strong enough.
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Youngest nephew just described a jet ski as “plum tore apart”. This is not how a jet ski should be!
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
arcane tomes
VHS box sets of the Thorn Birds and Pearl Harbor
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JaneySays @janeysays.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
This is literally the funniest bit you can do in animation, hands down.
Cartoon mouse carrying a large yellow wedge of holey cheese in front of a blue plate.  The wedge is slightly bigger than the entire body of the mouse.The cartoon mouse is recognisable but now their entire body wedge shaped with ears and paws.
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jojo 🏄‍♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
jacking off in the ashes of the crypto dot com arena
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Van Weasel @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 14/12/2024
Mods asleep, doxx Jesse Singal
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slipperytom @slipperytom.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Mas beisbol ! 🍅 TOMATEROS DE CULIACÁN VS YAQUIS DE CIUDAD OBREGÓN 🪶 #beisbol #baseball #mlb #langsky #espanol #spanish #travel #mexico #ciudadobregon #viages www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gJf...
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🍅 TOMATEROS DE CULIACÁN VS YAQUIS DE CIUDAD OBREGÓN 🪶 JUEGO #1 - 13 DE DICIEMBRE 2024
YouTube video by Tomateros de Culiacán
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
just saw Tony Hawk on a commercial for old man vitamins and I’m 💀
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
We’re discussing aluminum processing now with the niece’s fiancée it is very genteel
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 14/12/2024
potemkin ass country we got
mug shot of briana boston a florida woman who got arrested for making a vague unactionable threat on the phone with an insurance agent and didnt even own a firearmdonald trump publicly fantasizing about putting liz cheney under a firing squad
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Surreptitious bro pic he never saw it coming Yes my papa has a well appointed drawing room in his palatial Kentucky manse, doesn’t yours?
My brother seated across from me casually eating a cookie. He looks like a big goof. My finger can be seen at the bottom of the frame.
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Annie Waldman @anniewaldman.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
NEW: After reviewing leaked documents, we have found UnitedHealth is strategically limiting access to a treatment for thousands of children with autism across the country in order to cut costs. Advocates say the company’s strategy may be illegal. www.propublica.org/article/unit... 👇
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UnitedHealth Is Strategically Limiting Access to Critical Treatment for Kids With Autism
Leaked internal documents show that the insurance giant is culling providers of applied behavior analysis from its network and scrutinizing the medical necessity of therapy. Advocates say the company’...
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I hope to see Israel fall in my lifetime
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Last bone surgeon in northern Gaza killed, Palestinians say
Dr Sayeed Joudeh had come out of retirement to help during the war between Israel and Hamas.
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 13/12/2024
bsky aaron has neil gaiman in his starter pack lmao
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
obama giving a medal of honor or something to a marble set of stairs
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John Cusack @johncusack.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/01/01/46D576C5-0EB2-4BFA-9449-00F67C336933/47B01553-5215-4628-9ADB-7ADE05570CFE.mov
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
well maybe I won’t pardon all my little guys. some of them are very nasty imps actually. very rude people.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Do you want this to be an echochamber of people who only believe in communicating in good faith???????? Not one person selling crypto based on that guy who killed that person on the subway????? Is this the safe space you actually want????????
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