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@uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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from the river to the sea. industrial hygienist. actual John Brown fan, not just a dipshit centrist pretending.

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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
2006: trying to get rid of spyware 2026: downloading spyware so a talking dog can diagnose me with ibs
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ricky cilantro @rickycilantro.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
these men are chickenshit. absolute chickenshit.
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
lol I’m surprised @ ing worked, I abandoned this account last year because they basically disappeared it after I changed my display name to a certain dude’s address
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
@electricheadpt2.cryptoanarchy.network it is illegal to mock the CEO lmao truly a Musk of our own
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
we’re all just one of twelve aspects of the divine
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
GET IN THE WALL, JESSE!
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
lmao I got got for being naughtyyyy @goose.ski they took my dang name and bio just because they contained a random address
My profile is obscured and both my username and bio have been deleted or hidden
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
jeez you’re taking me back to my days of doing graveyard shift at a Mapco but YOURE RIGHT
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Just found out this is the brand the local pizza place where I grew up uses for their nacho cheese dipping sauce. Might just be nostalgia but I remember it being very good and it turns out it’s neither “nacho” cheese nor spicy lol anyway shout to to Johnny’s Pizza home of the Sweep the Swamp pie
Lucky Leaf Cheddar Cheese Sauce
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
we had a decent run
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Oh I agree man. That’s what I put on a gas station hot dog! Just never had it with a chili dog.
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 31/10/2024
What's Frankenstein's favorite cheese? If you said muenster it shows you're a fool. Frankenstein was the doctor. He liked cheddar
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
A good, spicy nacho cheese sauce is my favorite dip for pizza crust/breadsticks and I could defo go for it on a chili dog.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Setting the bidet to cold water mode just to feel something
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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 14/12/2024
Repost if you do not live at 1 Apple Park Way, Cupertino, California
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Катя Тайтпуссий must answer for her crimes!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Putin, picking up a red phone in the Kremlin: get me agent Tightpussy
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I’m a sicko and love Skyline chili on my dogs. Relish, chopped onion, a pound of shredded cheddar and some hot mustard complete it for me. Pickled jalapeños are a nice touch.
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
epic memes here 👇👇👇👇
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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
thread of funny memes 🤣🤣🤣
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
It’s an allusion to the fall of the Berlin Wall, of course.
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
what a delightful predicament!
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
so glad he kept Louis DeJoy on!
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Chris Thorburn @cbthorburn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
SIMPLY HAVING A
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 13/12/2024
Fail whale, but it's Alf instead whale
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Has there ever been a bigger pussy bitch boy than @jessesingal.com?
jesseingal being a pissbaby and calling the mods
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
All of the elite responses to the UHC/Luigi thing seem incapable of grasping that people broadly recognize now that the Proper Channels they insist everyone should direct their grievances into are designed to waste your time, take your money, or both.
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Holy shit how can you keep typing while inhaling that much methane?
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
It was exactly the response OP deserved.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 14/12/2024
women love to check their inbox and see 40 emails forwarded from their estranged mother that are lengthy post-divorce conversations with their dead father
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 14/12/2024
bank teller saluted the troops before telling me my account is overdrafted
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
we’re currently comparing how many 100s of thousands of miles our cars have and I’m in the junior league over here with a measly 140k while brother #2 just hit 210k on his Altima.
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
830 Audubon Pl, Shreveport, LA 71105 is an address someone lives at currently Is this allowed?
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Rogs @stev.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
to do list: get dressed me: go fuck yourself
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
4.2 kpsi tensile strength y’all ain’t ready for this
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👺 hell camino acid 👻👹 @sexdracula.rocks · 14/12/2024
/r/cybertruck Door Issue? CT doors would not open this morning so I cabbed to work. Came home at lunch to find the CT fucking the shit out of my wife, clearly satisfying her in ways I never have. Not sure if this is normal, or something I need to keep an eye on? Still the best truck I’ve ever owned
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
we’re so close to answering this era’s most important question: why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
His temple veins are killing me wtf
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
If you order this they also skim your credit card
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): @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
the Destiny interview is so painful I can’t get through it. I’m sorry Adam I’m just not strong enough.
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