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Edward the Booble @eddiethebooble.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
#sponsored #ad #minmocatfoods #growingstrongandhealthywithminmo
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
The ceo at carpentry has spoken
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
it’s time
Photo of a vintage illustrated book cover, a naked woman mourns her naked boyfriend(?) who is lying on the ground unconscious, presumably dead, as many skeletons loom over him victorious. An award with a review are featured at the top of the cover:

INTERNATIONAL PISS AWARD
"Pee came out fast." - SIGRIN GROWTH 

Book title and copy read:

SKELETONS FUCKED UP MY NAKED HUSBAND

AN EVENING OF LOVE-MAKING TURNS INTO GRAVE-DIGGING WHEN JEALOUS SKELETONS SHOW UP AND BEAT A MAN TO DEATH FOR TRYING TO NUT ON A FULL MOON

BY HERMAN FILTH
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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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💀 unfound footage 👻 @burg.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
incredible things are happening in China
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The Slides @theslides.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
"Air Force Communications Command," slide 16 of 24 [gallery]
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Pride was forged literally fighting cops. They are, without exception, the enemies of our communities and our survival.
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Nate Bethea @inthesedeserts.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Please, I'm begging you: don't ruin the surprise if you know this video. And if you don't know it, just watch it with an open mind and the curiosity of a generous heart
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Chuck Tantrum @goatse.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
"I credit my exceptional sniping skills to the fact that I was homebirthed." – 𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘥𝘚𝘯𝘪𝘱𝘦𝘳
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My swag is rediculas 😎💧 @garliccorgi.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
RT if you think bisexuals are invisible
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The Slides @theslides.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
"Military Airlift Command," slide 17 of 24 [gallery]
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The Slides @theslides.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
"Alaskan Air Command," slide 7 of 21 [gallery]
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
#oldknees
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
cropped screenshot from yakuza 5 (2012) of Taiga Saejima having a conversation with celebrity chef Tatsuya Kawagoe (who exists in real life)

SAEJIMA: So, cooking is a combination of ingredients? I'll try remembering that when I eat.
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no. @joles.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
applying for jobs again
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question).

an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question:

"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.
 
it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.”

there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price

for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
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Owls shouting strong very much @uhooter.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
revisiting an old flame www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqAn...
youtube.com
dm_mariofart
YouTube video by dont know
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 20/03/2025
Just wait until you see his second phase!
Conan O'Brien as Solid Snake faces against Jay Leno as Vulcan Raven.

LENO: The raven on my chin... It thirsts for your blood, Conan.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Rotoscope-looking portrait of a guy. A quote from his says, "In business, the biggest key is goals. Goals make your vision shine. And then you can see all the food groups on your plate. And you can eat them one at a time or a mixture or however you want."
Marlon C. Deckle,
CEO.
(it takes a business genius mind)
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LaTia is somethin’ scary @latiajacquise.com · 16/02/2025
forbidden corned beef
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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
paying respect to the great american hero we lost four years ago.. the guy at the capitol who tased himself in the balls and had a heart attack and died. i hope your balls dont hurt in heaven o7
photo collage of a guy holding his balls in front of an american flag while being saluted by david schwimmer with the text "NEVER FORGET JANUARY 6th 2021"
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Carter Amelia Davis @sweetstench.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Has anyone else been getting these weird ads?
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Golden State Worrier @cheesegod.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Ugh. I hate myself. I hate life. Fuck this shit. Everything sucks. I hope I die. I hope somebody kills me. [I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day] Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
getting shot in the stomach and immediately stumbling towards my medicine cabinet to chug a bottle of pepto bismol
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
Last year I spent 40+ hours learning how to mod the grinch into bonelabs so I could do this
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corpse @consume.red · 08/08/2024
leaving bluesky for the newer, better microblogging site
graffiti on a honey bucket portable toilet

red: kamala is a cop
black: TRUMP IS HITLER
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The New Arab @thenewarab.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
Renowned Palestinian elder Ziad Abu Hlail was killed during an Israeli raid in his hometown of Dura in the occupied West Bank in the early hours of Monday. The 66-year-old was known for his peaceful protests, often captured in videos standing in the way of armed Israeli soldiers opening fire:
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
Targeted assassination of the person who leads food and medical delivery in Gaza
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
There is no hell hot enough for the people who perpetrated this
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Owls shouting strong very much @uhooter.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Sorry if this offends, but we all know it's true
Screenshot of a youtube video featuring Bomuchi the bengal eagle owl, holding a plush carrot. There is a translated comment reading "girls always have some kind of activity"
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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
Say what you will about Grimes, but I do think it’s kind of sweet to get a vanity plate with your son’s name on it
Tweet from Grime that reads: 
I think I will join my sons in their heretical worship of the combustion engine

It features a picture of her sitting on the back of a Porsche, with the license plate 9ETU084
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
Lori Mistucky, 4-star review:
The other reviewers are unfortunately correct to say he does have stinky feet, but he is the best contractor I've ever used.
Our new kitchen looks amazing, thanks to his expertise in both construction and design. He goes barefoot while he...

Bentley Scantron, 5-star review:
I can't believe i have to say this but anyone giving this man less than 5 stars is a coward. So what he has stinky feet.
Everyone has stinky feet. He just works better with no shoes or socks. The results speak for themselves and you will...

Cammie Luncky, 4-star review:
would have rather the shoes stay on him. remodel looks classy and secy.
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 30/06/2024
Decorated my new propane tank
A propane decorated in the same way as a motivational water bottle with lines for each time of day to track intake
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
probably should be bigger news that Mark Zuckerberg/Meta’s AI is being used by Israel to murder people *based on being in the same Whatapp group* metadata kills.
A little-discussed detail in the Lavender AI article is that Israel is killing people based on being in the same Whatsapp group [1] as a suspected militant [2]. Where are they getting this data? Is WhatsApp sharing it?
Lavender is Israel's system of "pre-crime" [3] - they use AI to guess who to kill in Gaza, and then bomb them when they're at home, along with their entire family. (Obscenely, they call this program "Where's Daddy").
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
The captured gray alien at Area 54 was fed Cheetos and beer until it expired approximately 72 hours after recovery from the crash site. The purpose of the experiment was to test the gray alien reaction to Cheetos and beer.
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nathan, vengeful spirit of emails @wiseposter.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
that musk deposition is funny but the funniest part is how it became public
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 25/03/2024
the view from nowhere | patreon.com/lubchansky
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/03/2024
Found it. Perfect Instagram caption
Cropped Instagram caption reading “Whoomp there it’s!!!”
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 17/03/2024
Clippy from MSWord: I see you wrote "wearing a hat backwards does not improve performance during jacking off." I think what you meant is "I don't have a hat that improves performance while jacking off."
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 17/03/2024
some macking cheese in the michael wave
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
don’t make this mistake
Program called Vinegar Wizard gives you a warning message that says you have to have three pickle spears before going to bed
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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
rest in peace aaron bushnell
Aaron Bushnell posted the following Facebook status before self-immolating to protest the US’ complicity in Israel’s ongoing genocide of Palestinians. It reads: “Many of us like to ask ourselves, "What would I do if I was alive during slavery? Or the Jim Crow South?
Or apartheid? What would I do if my country was committing genocide?" The answer is, you're doing it. Right now.”
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
This is one of the primary goals of "AI" these days: to create an empty chair that takes the blame for corporate misconduct. We didn't discriminate, the AI told us who to hire. We didn't wrongfully reject the health insurance claim, the AI told us to. And on and on.
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