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Nukita

@nuke.haus
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Churlish japester Trans unfluencer Amateur perfumer Game developer 📍Montréal

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Nukita @nuke.haus · 08/09/2026
Fermented hot sauce time
A big jar of fermented vegetables for hot sauce
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 06/09/2026
Google knows what's up
Google prompt: 'im just little guy who loves trucks and airplanes'
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 02/09/2026
Having fun doing silly little woodworking projects
Spoons and forks carved from wood
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 23/08/2026
The most Quebecois Halloween decoration
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 05/08/2026
Horrible news everyone
It looks like mark Zuckerberg gets fucking exploded several times may not be appropriate for younger audiences. We placed an age restriction on it.
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 20/06/2026
name a more iconic pairing
The Delay Lama VST with The Nightmare Machine chained together in the Reaper DAW
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 04/06/2026
Got a neat little debug command system with an in-game console log set up in Godot. A bit more comfortable using the Godot themes system now that I've had a chance to mess around with it. #godot #gamedev
Picture of an in-game debug command system made in Godot
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 31/05/2026
i would not fall for a honeypot trap simply because in addition to being built different, i am not winnie the pooh
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 29/05/2026
price of the deck going up
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 08/05/2026
I have mastered the Paella
Paella in a pan
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 09/04/2026
Hear me out. What if there was an Uber but for crude oil
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 29/03/2026
Extreme long range noscope hammer bonks in the #Finals #TheFinals #TheBinals
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 21/01/2026
They had to turn around air force one because JD Vance wouldn't stop kicking the back of Pam Bondi's seat
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 18/10/2025
Post-shoegaze is a funny concept to me. Like yeah we looked at our shoes for a while. Done. Time to gaze at something new.
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 28/08/2025
When you master the weaponizing of incompetence you become Mr. Magoo
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 19/08/2025
There she is...
Most hideous sf6 creation you've ever seen
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 19/08/2025
I've fully customized my haute42, now I'm truly ready for Gaming
The True meme on a haute42 display
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 08/08/2025
Driving before beer you're in the clear. Beer before driving and you're unaliving
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 21/07/2025
He was here.....
Weedking written on a wooden pillar
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about a cayce in the kinki region @cayce.zone · 14/09/2024
yeah I'm a spellcaster
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Jeff Samsonow @jeffsamsonow.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Can this now be our last election with first-past-the-post? We are almost out of left-leaning parties to sacrifice to the Liberals.
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 11/04/2025
Proper tile highlights for movement! #godot #gamedev
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 09/04/2025
Movement rule system is in place. A lot of really nice boilerplate architecture and a simple test movement rule for only allowing movement forwards or backwards by 1. It's satisfying when something Just Works. #godot #gamedev
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 08/04/2025
Dyke is short for dykael
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 31/03/2025
Happy #TDOV ya animals
It's ya girl in a plaid skirt
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 29/03/2025
Hispanic catgirls be like ñaaa
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Rae 🏳️‍⚧️ @rae.gay · 25/03/2025
I take the "monkey at a typewriter" approach to working with quaternions #gamedev #godot
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Reba @reba.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
nice false security dude. you get lulled into that?
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 21/12/2024
Blue smoke billowing from the Sistine Chapel at the Vatican signals that a new rizzler has been chosen
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 15/12/2024
I refuse to apologize for party rocking. I might be able to do a party rocking acknowledgement if anyone is happy with that middleground.
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Juniper @gravepixie.bsky.social · 30/06/2024
Sorry for commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on your Facebook photo album from your baby shower
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 30/06/2024
Decorated my new propane tank
A propane decorated in the same way as a motivational water bottle with lines for each time of day to track intake
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 12/06/2024
I'm A Gamer, And I Swear To Protect Barron Trump With My Life
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 12/06/2024
We out here
A total baddie in a black dress
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 10/12/2023
Turns out i've been saying jojoba wrong this whole time and only just got corrected
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Kelly Jamcaptor @thepoetess.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
It's only advance wars if it's from the advance region of game boy, otherwise it's just sparkling chess
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 25/08/2023
My request to the bluesky devs is a daily posting bonus and if you complete your set of bonuses for the week everyone becomes your follower
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 23/08/2023
Microdosing the body of Christ
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 21/08/2023
My contemplating arc is over. I'm now entering my beholding era
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 18/08/2023
Pictures of beautiful scantily clad women? Heh, no thanks... I'm here to Post.
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 16/08/2023
*w00tles @ u from a distance*
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 16/08/2023
I refuse to call you all "my biskies". An absurd name. I have more respect for my oomfies than that.
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 16/08/2023
This might look normal but YouTubers actually only do this when they are in extreme distress.
Several YouTube thumbnails from the same YouTube fellow that are all about their top ten fragrances
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 14/08/2023
I'm That Freak Bitch With No Brows
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 14/08/2023
Going beastmode at the gym (getting startled by loud noises)
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 13/08/2023
My vacation ends tomorrow
Work is da poop? NO, MORE!
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 12/08/2023
I moved all my "good" posts from twitter to bluesky so they can sit here with 0 likes instead 💀👍
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 11/08/2023
"des" is the french way of saying "deez"
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Nukita @nuke.haus · 11/08/2023
Get you a girl who can recite the entirety of the Raleigh soliloquys from memory
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